TOILET PAPER DOOM! German TP Maker "Hakle" is insolvent.

The Düsseldorf hygienic paper manufacturer Hakle GmbH has become a restructuring case, the reason is apparently the sharp rise in raw material and energy costs.

insolvent? means no money!

Did you mean constipated?

the winter hasn't even started yet, and companies are already feeling the heat.

Gee, I wonder if I can unload the 500 rolls I bought in 2020 because of the Covid hording? I should be able to triple my money.

if you havnt gotten TP, food and blankets for the coming winter then what are you even doing?

even 500 rolls wont last you forever. just saying

they never touch on this in The Walking Dead series even tho theyve been without TP manufacturers for over 10 years.

but they still smoke cigarettes.. hmmm

Der Düsseldorfer Hygienepapierhersteller Hakle GmbH ist zum Sanierungsfall geworden, Grund sind offenbar die stark gestiegenen Rohstoff- und Energiekosten. Das Unternehmen habe ein Insolvenzverfahren in Eigenverwaltung beantragt, sagte eine Sprecherin des Düsseldorfer Landgerichts. Die »massiv gestiegenen Kosten für Material- und Energiebeschaffung sowie der Transporte« hätten bislang nicht in hinreichendem Umfang an die Kunden im Lebensmitteleinzelhandel und den Drogeriesektor weitergegeben werden können, klagte das Unternehmen


Ahahahahahaha

You will wipe your ass with ze bugs.

maybe if you eat ze bugs you wont need to wipe




tartaria-tards think people used to not eat meat and because of that didnt need toilets/to poop

(they really think this!)

<3 isnt German just the best language ever?

I cannot believe the Germans are putting up with this shit JUST because of US support for Ukraine. Will someone over there wake the fuck up?? I mean, is the Ukraine really worth it for Germany? Is anyone in their imbecile government thinking?

you gotta realize theres 2 Germanies. east and west.

we hate each other the same way east Germans hate all of the west. :P

Ukraine will sell them some.

since the war blocked a lots of products... Ukrainian companies are increasing their export.

so we cannot get raw material to make fertilizer because of Ukraine and then we have to buy fertilizer from ukraine???

Well mankind managed without the stuff for 100,000 years. Perhaps we could go back to using leaves, moss or a sponge on a stick. Then there's the Arab way...

This is simply a continuation of the post war indoctrination that the Germans were subjected to.

They were told over and over that the war and the holohoax were their fault - from the time they can talk until they are buried.

They have been virtually "de-balled" with decades of lies and propaganda.


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i don't wanna eat bugs and i don't wanna wipe my ass with them either.

Raise prices doofus.

who you calling doofus? it's not my company.

just one of the first, many will follow in autum and winter

my thoughts exactly, all around europe.

but, let's make sure to continue to support ukraine and that corrupt, multimillionaire, former actor...

and dont forget your booster! because its (y)our fault if we all go on lockdowns again because of unvaxxed people like myself. which will also result in even more companies filing chapter 11

But but but isn’t it worth it to support Ukraine? Are we kicking Russian ass yet or what?

People seem to have forgotten what happened two years ago. Shops without toilet paper. Maybe Germans have gotten used to not using toilet paper ?

Klaus is urging people to wipe with crickets and pretend it’s chocolate

Muslims make do with their hands?

Just use a washcloth and rinse it out. It's more hygienic and less wasteful.

the company is having problems due to the skyrocketing energy and raw material costs. not because people don't want to wipe.