I am a bull here me Moo, do bulls moo ? and whats with animal sayings ? like a bull in a china shop.

how now, brown cow?

same way, black bull!

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i donno why, but i decided to explain



That dull cowed eyed stair. - noted for the blank stare that cattle will often give an onlooker (i've yet to "decide" whether they are judging us as imbeciles, or just stupid themselves...)


As fat as a cow. - quite self explanatory... although most cows are not overweight, their weight as compared to humans is quite drastic

Holy cow. - no idea how this one started... probably equatable to the whole "cheese and rice" thing


As healthy as a horse. - horses are well known for their stamina and ability to withstand "shit storms" and plenty of rough treatment... better phrase would probably be "rugged as a horse, or tough as"

I could eat a horse. - it would take quite the appetite to eat a whole horse

Hung like a horse. - have you ever seen a horses cock? HOLY SHIT!

Horse faced. - long faced maybe? not too sure about this one

Your a horses ass. - most likely a characterization of the "you" referred, likened to the intelligence of a horse's ass

As stubborn as a mule. - mules are very stubborn animals, they have to be coaxed into working (atleast at first, later on they become submissive)

Thats the only mule saying I got, there donkeys right ? (actually, a mule is a crossbreed of horse and donkey... they are born sterile, therefore cannot reproduce)

You eat like a pig. - what, you never worked on a ranch?

You stink like a pig. - again, you never worked on a ranch?




yes... bulls do moo... and as for the "like a bull in a china shop"...

the china shop is a shop that sells "fine china" (not sell chinese people), a type of dishware similar to ceramic or porcelain... very fragile.

a bull would reak havoc in a china shop