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Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated

 
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Whole bunch of out of work fuck tards. Talking shit about things,, they think they know and every fucking one of is a 3 timeo loser... without a degree..

STFU
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
after two fermentations most available sugar has been converted to alcohol.

So add a little sugar before bottling, don't kill the yeast in your back, seal the bottle, it will natural carbonate.

This is less desirous however than the large brewing method of a kill off and then pressure canned with CO2 as most American palletes have been trained to find the yeast sediment at the bottom of a naturally carbonated bottle repugnant.

But you don't need c02 to make a carbonated beer.

You just need c02 to make a carbonated beer in large industrial batches of piss water.
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
To my knowledge there are no large scale commercial brewers that don't use CO2 in their process. It makes it much easier to turn out good product.

Without CO2 you are a craft beer maker willing to accept a degree of variation from batch to batch.

I've never made a lot of beer, but when I do I use a CO2 tank to dissolve a lot of CO2 into the beer before I bottle it. Otherwise I either:

Have to hold it under pressure from the early stages without ever letting much pressure off of it lest I'll never get it back, or...

I have to add corn sugar to bottles to develop carbonization in the bottle resulting in a cloudy beer with lees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84218612


Hahahahaha

The big boys all add CO2

Most beer produced in the United States is forcibly carbonated by injecting pressurized CO2 into the liquid. It can take up to two weeks to naturally carbonate beer, so few breweries do it for economic reasons.

The majors usually have a CO2 recapture system and reinject captured co2 from the fermentation process which saves them a lot of cash

small timers can't recapture due to equipment limitations

Hahahahahaha
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
Only shitty American beer need to add C02 because they don't know how to brew.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80413579


All beer produces CO2 and if you brew beer you know that it's not an absolute certainty that you will get the necessary CO2 as well as keeping the fermenter at the correct pressure and purging any oxygen from the tanks as well using them for filling kegs. every brewery needs CO2, even if you make a brew with the right amount of CO2 from fermentation, you still need more to process it and make it not flat. I brew beer at a brewery and hadn't heard of this shortage
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82502088


CO2 is exhaled by every living mammal every second. Just breathe into a bag if your beer recipe sucks, dummy.
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You know beer is naturally carbonated through fermentation, right?
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OP is a guy who thinks boosters and mRNA are good for you as science..


so he doesn't know much about anything practical

probably can't even change a tire on his motorized scooter

Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 09/19/2022 10:16 PM
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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The shizzy hit the fizzy!
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You know beer is naturally carbonated through fermentation, right?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


OP is a guy who thinks boosters and mRNA are good for you as science..


so he doesn't know much about anything practical

probably can't even change a tire on his motorized scooter
 Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0)


cruise
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
You know beer is naturally carbonated through fermentation, right?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


OP is a guy who thinks boosters and mRNA are good for you as science..


so he doesn't know much about anything practical

probably can't even change a tire on his motorized scooter
 Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0)


cruise
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


cruisewuflu
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
If you dumb asses will read you'll notice several people who make beer trying to explain shit to you.

On another note, in the old days beer was made weak and drank fresh at the source. It was cloudy, yeasty, only had 1 or 2 percent alcohol, and had very low carbonization.

But it was beer and safer to drink than water. It was weak enough to hydrate you and actually contained calories which is always good for poor folks.
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
the yeast ferments the sugars in the beer creating co2 you total fucking idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74822166


CO2 is used to regulate pressure in the fermenters and as a add on if the brew doesn't produce the necessary CO2 as well as used in filling kegs. it's pretty important, I should know, I'm a brewer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82502088


Shut up stupid..

I've been brewing beer for over 40 years and never once have I or the shop use infused CO2 to carbonate our beverages


That nonsense is for those "nascar" beers.
You are retarded as the Ops post
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
To my knowledge there are no large scale commercial brewers that don't use CO2 in their process. It makes it much easier to turn out good product.

Without CO2 you are a craft beer maker willing to accept a degree of variation from batch to batch.

I've never made a lot of beer, but when I do I use a CO2 tank to dissolve a lot of CO2 into the beer before I bottle it. Otherwise I either:

Have to hold it under pressure from the early stages without ever letting much pressure off of it lest I'll never get it back, or...

I have to add corn sugar to bottles to develop carbonization in the bottle resulting in a cloudy beer with lees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84218612


Hahahahaha

The big boys all add CO2

Most beer produced in the United States is forcibly carbonated by injecting pressurized CO2 into the liquid. It can take up to two weeks to naturally carbonate beer, so few breweries do it for economic reasons.

The majors usually have a CO2 recapture system and reinject captured co2 from the fermentation process which saves them a lot of cash

small timers can't recapture due to equipment limitations

Hahahahahaha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79192178

Another retard has commented.

It takes 3 days dipshit
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
What about pop/soda?

Dry ice?

Fire extinguishers?
 Quoting: A Jackson


everyone knows that dry ice is dehydrated H20. dancingmoving
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
the yeast ferments the sugars in the beer creating co2 you total fucking idiot.
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What he said bitch.
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
It actually means Soda doom I would think.



Basically stuff is running out
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thank god

you plebs have no self control with sugar and fizzy drinks
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09/19/2022 11:18 PM
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
Funny watching Americans talk about making beer. There is no American beer worth drinking. No Sam Adams. No Yuengling. And definitely not pinkelwasser "Budweiser"

Real quality beer in Germany is not made with CO2. Every Klosterbier is naturally made.
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You know beer is naturally carbonated through fermentation, right?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Still need some for packaging
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09/19/2022 11:23 PM
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
the yeast ferments the sugars in the beer creating co2 you total fucking idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74822166


CO2 is used to regulate pressure in the fermenters and as a add on if the brew doesn't produce the necessary CO2 as well as used in filling kegs. it's pretty important, I should know, I'm a brewer.
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An american brewer at that, snicker
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
Funny watching Americans talk about making beer. There is no American beer worth drinking. No Sam Adams. No Yuengling. And definitely not pinkelwasser "Budweiser"

Real quality beer in Germany is not made with CO2. Every Klosterbier is naturally made.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80863306


hah that’s why german ex pats are huge fans of our microbrew scene

fuckin krauts, plz plz plz don’t start the 3rd WW with your stupidity, although it may be too late

half your grandchildren will be half-ruskie all over again..
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Run it with nitrous instead yummy doom averted
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09/19/2022 11:34 PM
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
Funny watching Americans talk about making beer. There is no American beer worth drinking. No Sam Adams. No Yuengling. And definitely not pinkelwasser "Budweiser"

Real quality beer in Germany is not made with CO2. Every Klosterbier is naturally made.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80863306


I’ve been to Germany and it’s ok compared to these San Diego micro btrews along the hop highway you’re an idiot and clueless if you think Budweiser represents our quality beer. That’s like saying a VW beetle represents an Porsche Cayenne s turbo or 911 anything. Like maybe you’ll get that. I drive a Porsche and I know my beer. Go choke on a lowenbrau
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
OP enjoys being the largest piece of shit poster on GLP. You are number one!
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09/19/2022 11:48 PM
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
It actually means Soda doom I would think.



Basically stuff is running out
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Fuck you are dumb.
 Quoting: anybodysguess


I think he's right it's knock on effects from all the lockdowns. We're conditioned to see results immediately, part of our immediate gratification culture.

But it's like a long line of dominoes.
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You guys will have to move up to the rich mans beer now...which will be unaffordable based on 73% of your consumption habits.
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09/20/2022 12:04 AM
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
Real beer uses yeast to create it's carbonation.
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
Funny watching Americans talk about making beer. There is no American beer worth drinking. No Sam Adams. No Yuengling. And definitely not pinkelwasser "Budweiser"

Real quality beer in Germany is not made with CO2. Every Klosterbier is naturally made.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80863306


You know nothing about American beer.
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
listen listen listen heeereeeee

they can fuck with the streaming

they can fuck with the cars

they can fuck with the planes

they can fuck with woke shit and do w/e else the fuck they want

DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. MY GOD DAMN. BOOZE

or i will start a fucking revolution OVER THAT MYSELF!!

dont you DARE x(
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bsmeter Not going to happen dasbier

You heard it here.

lol
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Re: Maximum Doom: Beer is screwed....largest natural CO2 reservoir gets contaminated
Funny watching Americans talk about making beer. There is no American beer worth drinking. No Sam Adams. No Yuengling. And definitely not pinkelwasser "Budweiser"

Real quality beer in Germany is not made with CO2. Every Klosterbier is naturally made.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80863306


sam adams is delicious!

stop being such a beer snob -_-
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Sugar + Yeast CO2 crisis averted. but good try





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