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I CANNOT believe I turn 55 today. 55 was my magical number to……

 
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Happy B day, you now will receive the complimentary 10% discount everywhere they offer it. AARP isn't really that good btw....
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To make yourself feel young, volunteer at a retirement villa. You will receive many "young lady" comments. Hell, you might even get groped.

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She can stay right here and get groped all she wants, as soon as my Meloxicam kicks in!

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When my aunt turned 103 in January, 2018, she said she wished she was 75 again!


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Happy birthday!

I hit the magic number a couple years ago.

One perk is I now have the patience for planting an asparagus garden...try it they're delicious!
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Happy birthday !

I’m 61 and run 6-10 miles every day, swim in the morning and lift weights for 30 minutes , then i go to work refinishing hardwood floors all day


60 is the new 40
 Quoting: Justsayno



I'm 78 and run marathons, climb high mountains and swim the English Channel once a week.

I dive the great barrier reef and hike across Australia, just for fun.

Last week I hiked the length of the Grand Canyon and next week I'm doing the Appalachian Trail.
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Wtf ever. Is that a bot? Too stupid.
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and whoever is in that OPs avatar is really hot.
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OOOOOOWWW
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This
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Youth is wasted on the young
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55 and virgo. thats like being a 30 year old aquarius

snoopy4snooplove

what type of cake are we having? :)
 Quoting: T-Man


55 and Aquarius.
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Happy Birthday! Check out AARP website, I believe they do have some discounts listed.
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I'm 55 also .

I never Imagined my personal life could suck so bad .


I miss the FUN of life ! Still raising kids . Wife in menopause , Broke as a joke due to Covid and stalled economy .


I have the motivation of a turtle .


My immediate family , siblings and cousins all suck ! So , i have no family other than wife and 3 kids .


I had a nice run . my best years were late 20's to 40 .

Child support ruined my life . And career .

I dislike most woman other than my wife . Woman have effected my life more than any other influencer .

I've taught my boys to never allow a woman to control them , manipulate them or play the welfare baby lottery with them .

I found out , you never own anything on this rock that cannot be siezed or taken from you .

I got a shitty hand in this life . It could be a lot worse . I know that .


I had very SHITTY adopted parents and was orphaned at birth . That's just the way my shit started .


Now I hate the public basically and despise the world i live in .



Pissed of . At 55 i can tell you body aches most of the time and Zero patients for drama and assholes .
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Welcome to the Double Nickel!
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Happy Birthday. Keep on keepin' on! You look great, by the way.
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55 is the new 30
Idaho Potato, it's what's for dinner
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I remember when growing up, to me 55 was the magic number for old age, retirement, etc. they even taught us that way in school.

So, today I sit and turn 55, my magical number to stop the rat race and just watch other rats race now but, life doesn’t always work out like ya expect (duh).

I’m still raising my grandson (13) and literally taking care of my 75 year old dad like he’s a kid. I’m working harder now then ever.

One positive is that I look younger than I really am. I get that alot and I’m staying physically fit and agile with the work I do.

I live in the middle of a 10 acre, dense woods. So, I have brush and trees and log splitting etc.


Are there any perks, discounts, benefit out in the world that you are able to tap into when you turn 55?

Thanks ahead for any suggestions you give!!!!!
 Quoting: Ohio chic


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I remember when growing up, to me 55 was the magic number for old age, retirement, etc. they even taught us that way in school.

So, today I sit and turn 55, my magical number to stop the rat race and just watch other rats race now but, life doesn’t always work out like ya expect (duh).

I’m still raising my grandson (13) and literally taking care of my 75 year old dad like he’s a kid. I’m working harder now then ever.

One positive is that I look younger than I really am. I get that alot and I’m staying physically fit and agile with the work I do.

I live in the middle of a 10 acre, dense woods. So, I have brush and trees and log splitting etc.


Are there any perks, discounts, benefit out in the world that you are able to tap into when you turn 55?

Thanks ahead for any suggestions you give!!!!!
 Quoting: Ohio chic


Congrats I turned 55 on Sunday just gone.
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55 and virgo. thats like being a 30 year old aquarius

snoopy4snooplove

what type of cake are we having? :)
 Quoting: T-Man


55 and Aquarius.
 Quoting: Westwood_1


tounge im sorry. i just love virgos and 55 is nothing. no matter what zodiac :D
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homer2 i want that
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Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

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Happy happy happy birthday!

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Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Happy Birthday! No gift on earth equals the joy you feel within. Stay happy, make your life wonderful with gratitude and peace. Hugs to your compassion, energy and faith.

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I hope you have the Best day. Your phenomenal for loving your family enough to care for them. Beauty is only skin deep your hear makes you Beautiful. HB-global
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Happy Birthday!!!
When you are dead, you don't know you are dead...it is difficult only for the others.

It is the same when you are stupid
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I am old and I look old. I stopped caring years ago. You're soft op
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I hope you have a great birtday cutie! Looking good girl.
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I can't drive 55!

Happy Birthday, young lady.
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You are still beautiful.





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