What Clothes will you wear for the Forthcoming Nuclear Anialliation

A white robe, given to me by Jesus, along with a white stone, with my new name on it.

Absolutely

I thought about the monk robe and a red sash with gold fringe....but what if it cancels and everyone wants to go to dinner?...these thinga are always iffy


That was good

Except for you will look down and see the grinning faces of the enemy tribe as their little boys start up the vines rapidly behind you with machetes
Women are bringing rocks to drop over the sides on them

Naked Vaseline jaro on hand to enjoy the “Ramming”

Nackich mit flasche Whisky in Hand

It’s been forthcoming for 75 years; many many styles have come an gone since then.

Perhaps one piece suits will be in fashion when it goes down.

Last Edited by Fugazi World on 03/01/2024 06:44 AM

For Nuclear annihilation you don't need special clothes

My Kevlar apocalypse underwear

My customary bag lady chic. And maybe some commanche face paint to accent it.

I am just going to wrap myself in aluminum foil, and bite down on a large apple when I hear the missiles are incoming.

Nothing . . .

jus 6,000,000 Sun Block !

( ; )
A nice TAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full Aqua suit with helium tank...No flippers just hand stitched leather brogues

This sounds like that Harry song, you ain't really good.

My rain gear with a full face NBC filters.

Since it will be in summer I will wear a pair of tasteful khaki shorts, a cool Hawaiian shirt, sandals and Oakley shades, just the right ensemble for vaporization...

I have a deep blue 3pc suit with damn-near invisible red pinstripe that looks like Gomez Adams' style... probably that.....with no shirt.

Last Edited by Lost Pottawatomi on 03/04/2024 08:11 AM

Shave head mad staring eyes with a strong urge to fly..plus of course fully castrated and fresh Nikes

what sort of awful question is this? what is wrong with you?


but the answer is the following:

i would want something not bright so that other survivors would be less likely to see me in the horrible apocalyptic hell aftermath and wonder if I could be a valuable source of nutrients after being killed, skinned, and roasted. (spoiler alert: i am actually a valuable source of nutrients)

Shorts and T-shirt, for the easy tan.

Fire retarded suit with Panama hat and goloshers

Budgie smugglers and flip flops

I think a gorilla suit and mask so when the paleontology experts dig me up on 1000 years they will have a field day

Hamzat suit and geiger counter alarm clock pendant

Hair shirt with rubber trousers and clip ons

I am going to wrap myself up in aluminum foil and put a block of Kerry's Irish butter in my mouth. Then whatever or whoever eats me will at least have a delicious meal before the radiation does its work.

I am going to wrap myself up in aluminum foil and put a block of Kerry's Irish butter in my mouth. Then whatever or whoever eats me will at least have a delicious meal before the radiation does its work.

Oldest clothes I have, don't want to ruin the good ones.

I think a Japanese kimono and samari sword accessory...keep them guessing on the archeology dig

Toga with laurel leaves headband