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Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/21/2022 06:32 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
they dont do vasectomies on women dude...
i'm sure she would like a car better...
 Quoting: Aborted Soul


I'm not a ma'am..I'm a man! And I will be getting a vasectomy for HER!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22125943


You are a moron.

You're willing to permanently end your fertility for a little inconvenience?

Worst case scenario, she has to travel to the next state over. But more likely, it's a matter of getting it done within a short time frame.

I'm against abortion, but it's still mostly legal here. And are you and her such morons that she can't use birth control and monitor her periods and buy a $12 test from Walmart to tell if she's pregant or not? Figure it out! Or don't have sex.
 Quoting: Emerald Sky


It does seem like IQ levels are really dropping fast among the youth of today.

If they are too dumb to use birth control, then they should not be having sex at all.
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09/21/2022 06:34 PM

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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
You're getting a vasectomy because of your GIRLFRIEND? Y'all aren't even married. She can be gone tomorrow without a care in the world...
1guynAz

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09/21/2022 06:36 PM

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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
I would have done that, but I found out that our testosterone

that gives us our 'urge to have sex' will be severed

and we will not want it and will sleep more without

that chemical reaction after you're snipped.

Women always say 'it's easier for a man to get his snipped

than a woman to get her tubes tied
'.

But if you think about the above, how much fun will it

be when you are still young but have no sex drive?

No fun at all...
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09/21/2022 06:37 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
Dear diary, today OP was a complete phaqqot.

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09/21/2022 06:38 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
Stupid af OP
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09/21/2022 06:44 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
She doesn't want to risk pregnancy without being able to get an abortion so I am going to get snipped (for her).

She doesn't want to go on the pill because it messes up her hormones so I sad "Hunny, I got this".

She deserves the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22125943


Gee not sure why she would want a vasetomy , but who am i to argue ....

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09/21/2022 06:44 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
OP

Please ignore the trolls, we fully welcome that you are taking yourself out of the gene pool!
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09/21/2022 06:45 PM

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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
unfortunately there is no cure for stupid
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09/21/2022 06:45 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
She's going to leave you someday when shes ready for kids, eunich
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09/21/2022 06:48 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
they dont do vasectomies on women dude...
i'm sure she would like a car better...
 Quoting: Aborted Soul


I'm not a ma'am..I'm a man! And I will be getting a vasectomy for HER!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22125943


douchebag.cuck for life.
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09/21/2022 06:49 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
She doesn't want to risk pregnancy without being able to get an abortion so I am going to get snipped (for her).

She doesn't want to go on the pill because it messes up her hormones so I sad "Hunny, I got this".

She deserves the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22125943


Good luck with that.

So much wrong with this post.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81305796

I agree with you, it seems OP is a troll
Anonymous Coward
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09/21/2022 06:51 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
Way to cuck yourself for a few low quality c00ms, dumbass OP
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09/21/2022 06:52 PM

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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
they dont do vasectomies on women dude...
i'm sure she would like a car better...
 Quoting: Aborted Soul


I'm not a ma'am..I'm a man! And I will be getting a vasectomy for HER!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22125943


We totally understand.
"She" cant afford it and you are stepping up and getting it for her. Good for you. Hope you make chicken noodle soup for "her" while she recovers.
I know a thing or two, because I've seen a thing or two.
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09/21/2022 06:52 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
If your girlfriend is getting a vasectomy, she's actually your boyfriend.

Just sayin'...
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09/21/2022 06:55 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
Good, you may as well ask them to give you a pussy too

:Y8765:
 Quoting: Grognak the Barbarian


putin-thiss

With extra strength cadaver skin for when she pegs him!
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09/21/2022 06:56 PM
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SMIP
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09/21/2022 06:58 PM
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Good, you may as well ask them to give you a pussy too

:Y8765:
 Quoting: Grognak the Barbarian


putin-thiss

With extra strength cadaver skin for when she pegs him!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83283176


Thread: Dude Brags About Getting Vagina Made Out Of Cadaver Skin
eekalert
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09/21/2022 06:59 PM

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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
I would have done that, but I found out that our testosterone

that gives us our 'urge to have sex' will be severed

and we will not want it and will sleep more without

that chemical reaction after you're snipped.

Women always say 'it's easier for a man to get his snipped

than a woman to get her tubes tied
'.

But if you think about the above, how much fun will it

be when you are still young but have no sex drive?

No fun at all...
 Quoting: 1guynAz


yer nuts still produce T

vasectomy is not being castrated / neutered


however, now when you get sore nuts there's nothing you can do about it because there is no "relief" bustin a nut
as none of em can ever get out
so you get sore nuts when they're forced into reabsorbing the dead ones
(°ö°)
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09/21/2022 06:59 PM

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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
OP, good decision, U have no business procreating, the world has enough single digit IQ morans as it is. Enjoy raising your baby daddys childrens in the future.
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09/21/2022 07:07 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

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OP

You go for it girl!
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09/21/2022 07:09 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
She doesn't want to risk pregnancy without being able to get an abortion so I am going to get snipped (for her).

She doesn't want to go on the pill because it messes up her hormones so I sad "Hunny, I got this".

She deserves the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22125943


said the guy who wears a mask in his Prius
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09/21/2022 07:10 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
She doesn't want to risk pregnancy without being able to get an abortion so I am going to get snipped (for her).

She doesn't want to go on the pill because it messes up her hormones so I sad "Hunny, I got this".

She deserves the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22125943


said the guy who wears a mask in his Prius
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75492300


cruisewuflu:bigcruise:
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09/21/2022 07:15 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
She doesn't want to risk pregnancy without being able to get an abortion so I am going to get snipped (for her).

She doesn't want to go on the pill because it messes up her hormones so I sad "Hunny, I got this".

She deserves the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22125943


Cool, when she is ready to have children she can always hit up tinder. You do realize she is going to break up with you in the next 6 months to 2 years? Your her baitch now.
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09/21/2022 07:31 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
My libtarded sister went out and got a fucking hysterectomy. Nevermind that she's 40 years old and can't keep a steady relationship or income, so maybe it's a good thing. She had pictures on Facebook of her in the hospital as soon as the gown cooled off her buns. I believe the caption was "they can't control what I don't have" or some shit. Totally eye-roll worthy virtue signals.
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09/21/2022 07:35 PM

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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
How old are you and do you have any desire to have children?
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09/21/2022 07:54 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
If your "girlfriend" needs a vasectomy, she's not your "girlfriend".
1guynAz

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09/21/2022 08:06 PM

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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
I would have done that, but I found out that our testosterone

that gives us our 'urge to have sex' will be severed

and we will not want it and will sleep more without

that chemical reaction after you're snipped.

Women always say 'it's easier for a man to get his snipped

than a woman to get her tubes tied
'.

But if you think about the above, how much fun will it

be when you are still young but have no sex drive?

No fun at all...
 Quoting: 1guynAz


yer nuts still produce T

vasectomy is not being castrated / neutered


however, now when you get sore nuts there's nothing you can do about it because there is no "relief" bustin a nut
as none of em can ever get out
so you get sore nuts when they're forced into reabsorbing the dead ones
 Quoting: Naunet


Wow! I really think that was too much information!

But thanks...
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Asymptote

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09/21/2022 08:11 PM

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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
The procedure is not as "reversible" as claimed....

In addition, you will never get any help or sympathy if/when complications occur...

Don't do it...
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09/21/2022 08:22 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
So op you're a lesbian?
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09/21/2022 08:23 PM
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Re: Getting a vasectomy for my girlfriend
Good for you. In fact, just have your entire package removed and call yourself non-binary.





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