BREAKING: ‘COPS’ Returning to Television After Being Cancelled During Black Lives Matter Riots Over George Floyd

The woke new show will focus on maga extremists and the raids on theirm homes.

No people of color will be shown due to discrimination.

So all perps will be whitey for equity reasons.

Doubt me that it doesn't.

I almost forgot about the tribute to Saint Floyd at the starting credits.

And before the first episode airs...let me guess which race will now be heavily involved in the crimes they broadcast. They won't be black.