There will be a liquidity and credit crisis as banks and online payment systems are about to suffer a huge outage in the coming days

Sell all and empty the bank account

Work at a big bank in Germany. Can't say alot due to many reasons. Confidentially etc

it varies from bank to bank, management or office operations, It would of been well covered in employee contracts if you work in the front office yoy arnt getting a strange meeting request from anyone and are not going to be privy to this information. What I will say though is that is has been absolutely mayhem over the last couple of days. Small time people. You will just be let go. Many small time employees in these roles have had their contracts terminated over the last week

In the front office, their are 2 schools of thought of what is happening at the momenent, their is the classic trying to reduce numbers as crypto and central bank currencies are brought in and alot of jobs can be replaced with ai now but how it has been going round is generally you will turn up to the office sometime around 7.00 and your pass won't work. A security guard will come to help you and escort you into a meeting room where hr are waiting with a letter informing you of the bad news and schedule a follow up meeting. This can be brutal especially if their is a queue of victims in front of you. I have been responsible in over seeing some of this over this week. Many people crying and swearing.

The second approach this week that I have seen happening is you will be sitting happily trading when your manager appears behind you and ask you to come to a meeting. while you are in the meeting an IT guy is turning off your systems and a security guard packing up your stuff to give you when you leave meeting.

In general when you are fired you will never step a foot back on the trading floor unescorted again.

I have no idea if I will be let go but I am shitting it for next week.

He did it for the LULZ

Can confirm. Work on a floor. Our group has had to make a list of wankers we deem easy to throw away. It is not firing based on poor perfomance or work, oh no, but if you throw 20 poor people away in 1 day, you can say other issues were at play, it wasnt a single individual which got the cut. Even though we already know now ahead of the time what is going on and how bad next week is going to be
This is where the lying starts to try and cover the loosed. It just how it is in this line of work. Our team is probably next

Everyone is scared shitless around here

Many colleagues going into meetings. I've asked, hey, I see you have a meeting.You as well?

Most reply I get is no mate. I don’t.

And there you know boom there fired. Even though still have that walk to the office and your boss has to say those sentences I am sorry…

Rest is history.

This is how Im seeing it happen 75% of the time now

Food, water, ammo, alcohol. Forget the cash

I work very high up at one of the top banks in the UK. You don't have to believe me. Just be prepared. It has been chaos these past 24 hours

Name one positive benefit gained from alcohol consumption

Everyone is scared shitless around here

Many colleagues going into meetings. I've asked, hey, I see you have a meeting.You as well?

Most reply I get is no mate. I don’t.

And there you know boom there fired. Even though still have that walk to the office and your boss has to say those sentences I am sorry…

Rest is history.

This is how Im seeing it happen 75% of the time now

Name one positive benefit gained from alcohol consumption

I work very high up at one of the top banks in the UK. You don't have to believe me. Just be prepared. It has been chaos these past 24 hours

A long erection. It's called a whisky dick.

Ok this was the plan until they found out they could not buy things back for pennies on the dollar-they may still go ahead but the plan is now at l east in question. Banks lost access to the Aladdin system that was allowing them to trade all assets then hit reset and start all over. They now don't have the ability to finish the plan so will they self implode or change?

IT IS 2022. TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOUR PHONE. GIVE ANY PROOF. YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE YOU'RE A LARPER.

If electricity and gas is 5 times higher.

Then five times the money the bank is used to sitting is not there. Depending on where the gas and eclectic companies bank.