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What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?

 
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GSE sux don't try it. Maybe it's because it has glycerin...

Maybe an alcohol based one or hydrosol.
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Well, I was just saying maybe a vitamin c spray or toner or smtg
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Yeah so hydrosol used heat so there wd be no vitamin C

Maybe a cold extracted alcohol extract of Citrus peel or any other thing with vitamin C.
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
GSE sux don't try it. Maybe it's because it has glycerin...

Maybe an alcohol based one or hydrosol.
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Well, I was just saying maybe a vitamin c spray or toner or smtg
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Yeah so hydrosol used heat so there wd be no vitamin C

Maybe a cold extracted alcohol extract of Citrus peel or any other thing with vitamin C.
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Maybe just Lemon juice ..
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
GSE sux don't try it. Maybe it's because it has glycerin...

Maybe an alcohol based one or hydrosol.
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Well, I was just saying maybe a vitamin c spray or toner or smtg
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80405688



Yeah so hydrosol used heat so there wd be no vitamin C

Maybe a cold extracted alcohol extract of Citrus peel or any other thing with vitamin C.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80477040


Maybe just Lemon juice
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Problem with Citrus is that it often has wax coated peels and its hard to find unwanted ones
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Maybe you're allergic to nuts...
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Well, I was just saying maybe a vitamin c spray or toner or smtg
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Yeah so hydrosol used heat so there wd be no vitamin C

Maybe a cold extracted alcohol extract of Citrus peel or any other thing with vitamin C.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80477040


Maybe just Lemon juice
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Problem with Citrus is that it often has wax coated peels and its hard to find unwanted ones
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Unwaxed ones
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Schweddy Balls


I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Athlete foot spray works on Deez Nuts 🥜
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I've used Lotrimin, Desinex...

Live in the South so the heat and sweaty ballz are unavoidable but DAMN.
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Called take a shower and wear clean all cotton undies.
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09/25/2022 02:23 AM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
I use an aloe-vera moisturizer for all parts of the body that either experience friction or are heat sinks e.g. the groin, and ears (a heat sink, at least for me).
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Coconut oil. Food grade.
Available at most grocery stores in the cooking oil section.

Coconut oil has anti-fungal properties.

You could use virgin coconut oil, but I prefer "refined" coconut oil because it doesn't have that coconut smell.

Caution:
Coconut oil dissolves natural rubber and destroys condoms.
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
You are allergic to something you are eating. Stop eating plants and eat meat.
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
I've used Lotrimin, Desinex...

Live in the South so the heat and sweaty ballz are unavoidable but DAMN.
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Sriracha you can get it in any supermarket big bottle for 5 bucks, apply as needed.
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anti fungal meds
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I've used Lotrimin, Desinex...

Live in the South so the heat and sweaty ballz are unavoidable but DAMN.
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A-1 sauce
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09/25/2022 03:22 AM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Shave the area then use 99% isopropyl alcohol to clean and disinfect.
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09/25/2022 07:02 AM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
So many people willing to offer advice, clearly A-1 is the most suggested relief application, just happen to have some in the fridge.

Thanks, GLP!
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clappa

Tell us the results OP!
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Believe it or not, some 20 Mule Team borax will bring instant relief.

Put some in your hand, let it get wet in the shower and rub it in. You'll feel it turned into like water softener and immediately the itching and irritation will go away as it has a high pH level and will kill any bacteria or fungus.

Milk of Magnesia is slightly higher at a pH of 10.5 and works as well. I used it as a remedy for foot itch due to damp boots while hiking and when I told the pharmacist about it they said, "Wow you're pretty smart guy to think of that".
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excess boron will cause your SHBG to release more testosterone and estrogen into a free state, watch for side effects
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Straight up penicillin dude
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Every 3rd shower I use some sulfur-soap like this from Amazon and let it soak in for a few minutes before washing it off.


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Basically solved all and any skin issues I ever had which all the potions my doctor described never did.
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Having a strangers hands fondle and caress them usually will do the trick.

I offer this unique service for $0.25/min.
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Would like to have this service please
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Take a shower, you dirty fuck.
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Amplifying the vinegar recommendations before.

It sounds like a joke, but used properly, it somehow amplifies your skin's ability to heal itself. Probably related to the acid mantle, which is fatty acids which form a barrier and kill zone to microbes.

They key is to use it while bathing. This elimiates lingering smells and burning.

0. Pamper the skin with aloe and anti-itch cream. Stop scratching. Keep it dry. You want to eliminate irritation ahead of time, because that makes it painful.
1. Wash well with soap and rinse off.
2. Spray or splash on as diluted a vinegar as won't burn.
3. Let it soak for a few minutes, not much more than five or the smell becomes hard to wash off. This seems to open the pores and pull out oils and gunk. It's especially effective on armpits.
4. Rinse off vinegar and wash well with soap again.
5. For stinking areas, repeat until vinegar no longer pulls out bad smells.

I started off this way with half-dilute 5% vinegar and it burned all over. Now I spray some areas with straight 9% and nothing burns. Wounds tend to heal much more quickly.

If it burns, it's because the skin is irritated or damaged. If it's healthy and intact, it doesn't burn!
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Make a paste of a 1:1 ratio baking soda and A-1.
Spread liberally up you ass cheeks.
Throughout the day it will slowly work its way down your ass crack to your McNuttgets.
I like this indirect method better as it works as a time release throughout the day.
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Shave the area then use 99% isopropyl alcohol to clean and disinfect.
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No shave, trim not too short either
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Icy Hot!
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Hot bacon grease
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ANTI MONKEY BUTT.
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Washing your sheets
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09/25/2022 12:23 PM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
3 parts A-1

1 part olive oil


in a small spray bottle.


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