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What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?

 
Housedad
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09/25/2022 12:36 PM

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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
eat 2 to 3 fresh cloves of garlic every day for two weeks.

It kills the fungus in your gut in one day, but keep taking it till everything clears up.

Bonus: Mosquitoes and all humans will stay well clear of you, too.

Last Edited by Housedad on 09/25/2022 12:38 PM
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09/25/2022 12:41 PM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Grandpas Old Spice after shave. Make sure you use a good handful.
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09/25/2022 12:46 PM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
UPDATE:

A-1 doesn't work.

However, I did try the Borax on me nutz and WOW, seems to have made a difference!

Made my sack velvety smooth too!
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09/25/2022 02:13 PM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Best thing I have found is your moms saliva...

Lol,,,, had to say it.
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09/25/2022 02:31 PM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Icy Hot

Will cool your nutz off. You'll thank me later
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09/25/2022 02:34 PM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Soap.

Wash yer nasty nutz!
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09/25/2022 04:05 PM
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Threads like this one make you understand why people complain with nostalgia about the "old GLP"...
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09/25/2022 04:45 PM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Pouch underwear for the win! Throw junk into pouch and it’s not between your thighs all day. Works
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I don't know how ppl can recommend things like baking soda or borax.. which lead me to het worse because it's caustic for skin...
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09/25/2022 05:06 PM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
I've used Lotrimin, Desinex...

Live in the South so the heat and sweaty ballz are unavoidable but DAMN.
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In all honesty’s you need to wash deez thoroughly
And air dry them bad boys I mean find a good book an free bird it for a while
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09/25/2022 05:08 PM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Brooo I get you Full.

From Puerto Rico the same shit, hot, humidity kills you..

Use Jock Itch Cream!

Takes out the rash and redness and the craving to scratch the nuts..

peace
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09/25/2022 05:17 PM
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I use Fresh Balls, it’s great
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09/25/2022 05:21 PM
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
You need Organic Apple Cider Vinegar, and cotton balls.

Soak the cotton balls in the ACV, and apply generously all over your nutsack, taint, and shaft of your penis.

Allow to air dry, and then put on some clean underwear. Do not rinse.
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I've used Lotrimin, Desinex...

Live in the South so the heat and sweaty ballz are unavoidable but DAMN.
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Pinned! There’s something called “Tiger Balm”! Works great to make you forget the itching!
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
Something with Menthol in it.
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09/26/2022 09:25 PM

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Something with Menthol in it.
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Vick's Vaporub FTW!
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Re: What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?
3 parts A-1

1 part olive oil


in a small spray bottle.


you're welcome
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