Why are cats so cool?

Except when she's hungry at 3am and jumps on my sleeping head for fun

Before the 7 days of Creation, God first created cat as a chief advisor.

Because they are like the blacks. They are cool until they are not. Then they fuck you up really bad.

The entire time the cat is sitting there looking at you, it is thinking about what it would be like to kill you.

that is bad ass.

Because we will never drink the toilet water, ya dig.

I love my cat so much.

Ever seen them play with snakes?

I think God is a Cat.

Cats are A-holes.

They always stick their azz in your face and you know they are doing it on purpose.

I love all animals. I could go as far to say that I love animals more than I love people. My cat is my best friend.

Here is the difference between cats and dogs:

You love a dog and feed a dog, the dog thinks that you are a God.

You love a cat and feed a cat, the cat thinks that it is a God.

cats are bad-ass and they are not really domesticated - not like a dog is.

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Ask Smithsonian: Are Cats Domesticated?
There is little genetic difference between a tabby and a wild cat, so scientists think the house cat is only domestic when it wants to be

“We don’t think they are truly domesticated,” says Warren, who prefers to refer to cats as “semi-domesticated.”

In its simplest form, to domesticate an animal means to tame it, through breeding and training, to need and accept the care of humans.

I deliver newspapers and when I go to a house with a dog they go bonkers and wake up the whole neighborhood.

When I go to a house with a cat, they just sit in the window and stare at me silently watching to see if I trip on the steps and make a fool of myself for their enjoyment.

this. you only exist for their mild entertainment.

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If your local news on Facebook reports a murder, you may have 20 or 30 comments.

If someone is on video kicking a cat or dog, it will have 300 comments.

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I'm pretty sure that cats meditate and may even, "astral project" (I hate that term!) as they clearly aren't sleeping when their head is upright. They are uncanny creatures, nothing else like them. Jaguars eat DMT-containing leaves in the wild and trip...

Catitude is everything.

agreed!

Cats are dispicable rodents. Hate em. Get a dog if you want a real pet. Oh wait, thats right, you're too goddamn lazy, like the rest of society.

Have a black cat named Night. He plays fetch, loves to be petted and is super clean. He looks legit like a tiny black panther.

I like other people's dogs. Owning a dog is like having another child. Take it outside, never neglect it or it gets sad, smells like shit unless you bathe it.

Nah. Cat's get a bad rap because so many nutty people need dogs needing them all the time. It makes the dog owner feel loved and needed.

I can leave night alone for days. He could care less. It is awesome.

That was the sign my 22yr old cat gave me when she'd had enough, kidney failure drove her to jump in head first to try slake her thirst