China Appears To Be Testing ‘Jet Propelled Surfboards’ To Strengthen Amphibious Assault Against Taiwan

charlie don't surf

it wont be long before all they start nipping across from France on these cheap Chinese boards ha ha

"The Endless Dark Winter"

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Especially 100 miles of open ocean.

before Q started to use internet back channels to drop shocking coded intel to American Patriots he invented gimmicks like those jet surfboards for James Bond

Fishing boats much closer to the coast might be a good way to get special operation teams in ahead of major attack, while amphibious assault with mechanized surfboards, spreading and hastening landing of infantry during the main assault is not a terrible idea. Imagine the amount of lives saved by the allied forces on D-Day, if they had motored the troops to shore on surfboards, as opposed to having them wade in.

Force multiplier.

air born landing in taiwan would be the best bet

lot of predictive programming in the old James Bond movies, before things like paragliders and water scooters (even underwater scooters) appeared in the real world they were shown in Bond movies

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Spring loaded barbed wired nets and buoys transmitting light and sound frequencies to knock humans off balance that can be deployed at the push of a button is a potential defense.

This really is one of the Clash’s best songs, and they released many

As would fire be, or a Blackhawk, or maybe even someone standing on the beach with a Saw after their radar tipped them off.

Stupid invention.

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they should have released a version of the USMC marching cadence "Napalm Sticks to Kids" as another tribute to the Military Patriots ... strange though, Joe Strummer start to cry when told the US troops in Iraq liked to play Rock the Casbah during their raids

I thought that machine gun fire was implied, as they are being knocked off balance and cut to pieces and caught up by the layers of human nets.

Blinken warned all Americans that anyone supporting China will suffer the consequences.

Now go buy all that toilet paper they got on Rollback at definitely not ccp fronted femamart because it's voting season and covids back.

Yes. Just throwing out a few additional options. I suppose the netting is a great idea, so you could actually have time to laugh at them before obliteration.

Joe Strummer died in 2002, before there were any US troops in Iraq. And anyway, Rock the Casbah was inspired by the Islamic Revolution in Iran and lampooned the ayatollahs’ ban of western music and culture.

more of a bodyboard but less of a target than a d-day lander, a lot more of them too. i dont fancy their chances in a rough sea however.

All for show : there’s no better invasion than infiltrationx, oldest trick in the book. CCP already owns Taiwan. US deepstate has been working with CCP since like forever and a day. Ask Gates and Daszak the Khazak.

Taiwanese should just erect long lines of corrosion resistant chain or heavy wire just a foot or so off the water. Let the bastards close-line themselves charging in.

When I first visited Singapore years back, I wanted to better understand the history of the country. I recall while Singapore/British guns were aimed out over the water.... invading Japanese forces rode into Singapore on bicycles from Malaysia.

Skeet surfing. Song by Val kilmer

Not many China women as is. China men will be even more lonely after they take over the world once their women get a fill of the men of the world that do not have micro hands.

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