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China Appears To Be Testing ‘Jet Propelled Surfboards’ To Strengthen Amphibious Assault Against Taiwan

 
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Who’s gonna tell them about Sea-Doos?
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Charlie don't surf!
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Can't wait until the British NATO troops in Taiwanese uniforms start mowing them down, they won't know what hit them.
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Any technology you see China use, is technology the west already has. Asians are genetically incapable of inventing new technology from scratch. They have to steal, plagiarize and reverse engineer.
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I will be collecting the jetboards after they fuck off .
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"On September 27, a video purportedly showed PLA’s new equipment for individual landing operations. The footage depicts PLA soldiers riding jet-propelled surfboards, sailing till they land on the shore, and charging forward holding rifles."

[link to eurasiantimes.com (secure)]
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Thread: DID YOU KNOW CHINA COULDNT MAKE ITS OWN BALL POINT PEN UNTIL 2017!!!! Proof of why !!!! GREAT 3 MIN VID
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THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

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Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
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Wait til they roll out the jet ski tanks......
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wow those things were so fast....
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day.
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Any technology you see China use, is technology the west already has. Asians are genetically incapable of inventing new technology from scratch. They have to steal, plagiarize and reverse engineer.
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I wonder if it was on Hillary's server.
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charlie don't surf
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peace
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"On September 27, a video purportedly showed PLA’s new equipment for individual landing operations. The footage depicts PLA soldiers riding jet-propelled surfboards, sailing till they land on the shore, and charging forward holding rifles."

[link to eurasiantimes.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74628864


Thread: DID YOU KNOW CHINA COULDNT MAKE ITS OWN BALL POINT PEN UNTIL 2017!!!! Proof of why !!!! GREAT 3 MIN VID
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THIS.
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charlie don't surf
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Charlie gonna send agents to take your ass out for saying "Charlie don't surf"
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lot of predictive programming in the old James Bond movies, before things like paragliders and water scooters (even underwater scooters) appeared in the real world they were shown in Bond movies
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The Japanese used mini subs in WWII.....
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What, is this teenage mutant ninja turtles?

Jet powered surfboards?

rofl5
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air born landing in taiwan would be the best bet
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2nd best.

Best is bribing, buying and black mailing the politicians and generals to stand down and "sell" the people of Taiwan into slavery.

Throw in some infiltration of key infrastructure and it begins to look like a "done deal."
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charlie don't surf
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Crap
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Spring loaded barbed wired nets and buoys transmitting light and sound frequencies to knock humans off balance that can be deployed at the push of a button is a potential defense.
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I kinda like Sharks with Lasers to slice and dice them...

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Blockade not invasion.
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China will impose a blockade on Taiwan and they will surrender. No invasion required.
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that's odd, just YESTERDAY i was thinking,what is the bare minimum type of device you could cruise up small streams, or would effectively allow you to 'walk on water'.

I mean, something smaller, more elegant than a Jet ski, like a jet board, and now I see this thread
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welcome to 1965

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i was thinking they could use this self balancing technology they got on these uniwheels, on some kind of flotation device.




i mean the point of making it small enough a soldier in your unit could carry one, then zip across the water at 60mph, then it automatically returns via gps to escort the rest of the squad across. I mean for special operations that would be huge. to get in and get out fast, to lairs surrounded by water,
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Not many China women as is. China men will be even more lonely after they take over the world once their women get a fill of the men of the world that do not have micro hands.
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The Twainese can easily use their brians to counter these morans.

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sad

BEYOND SLAVERY inside the CCP - SMUGGLED FOOTAGE! DEATH IS A BETTER OPTION UNDER COMMUNISM.
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NWO QUOTE:


"We will find something or cause it; a pandemic that targets certain people, a real economic crisis or not, a virus that will affect the old or the elderly, it does not matter, the weak and the fearful will succumb. The stupid will believe it and ask to be treated. We will have taken care of having planned the treatment, a treatment that will be the solution. The selection of idiots will therefore be done by itself: they will go to the slaughterhouse alone".





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