Scenario... you are notified that your city has 4 minutes until a Sarmat II hits...

Nothing will happen

Love that scene.


If it has a nuclear warhead and it's not gonna land directly near you, you gotta get your area you want to go in sealed from most outside air.

If it lands anywhere within the blast radius - you're gonna be vaporized no matter what you do unless you have a bunker.

Not true... enough exposure and you will die within 15 days. A Sarmat over a city is a city killer... another hundred miles for exposure with a 900 mph blast wave... youre fucked...

I would spend my last minutes looking up what a sarmat 2 is, and the corresponding conspiracy theories about why it’s not real.

... then when you see the flash... you.... do what... lol

I find some boobies and start fondling.

If you can't go underground in a bunker with a way to filter the air, the only thing you can do is seal the area the best you can to minimize exposure and pop iodine.

Regret any degree of prepping

rope/bungee jump in a well

I log into GLP and start typing:
With tears in my eyes...

Iodine will NOT help with gamma exposure.. sorry... most people have no idea that unless you are a vert long distance outside the blast zone you wont live... when or if FEMA comes in they will start tagging people... Green/Yellow/Red

YOu cant prep for this...

Sarmat II? Four minutes?

There used to be this civil defense joke . . .

In Case of Atomic Attack:

1. Climb under table
2. Place head between knees.
3. Kiss ass goodbye.
4. You've had it.

In an exchange most cities will be hit redundant times. Larger cities and outskirts several dozen... ONE sarmat II can destroy TEXAS.

Next gens are at under 7 minutes from launch to strike....

Open the top shelf liquor

I’m gathering that from the thread

Now youre talking... lol

No, no.

"I'm heading to wherever to get a sackful of whatever and a diet..."

Clear out the refrigerator and get inside, must wear an old beat up fedora hat to survive.

Sadly I just have a mini-fridge.

My city? Never'll happen.

EVERY CITY

People keep asking this and I keep giving the same answer


masturbate furiously

.... seriously. Is there a better way to go?

Lol I was thinking of doing the Indy trick last night, I'll just hope into the deep storm drain outside my back door, and put on sunscreen

Nope.

I’d probably just move to another town

Yep....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Laugh


I would fucking laugh.