Teach me how to be funny to get a woman to like me

Please I'm desperate...

Be yourself. Pretending to be funny isn't funny.

Women find attractive confident men funny.

The actual jokes/sense of humor hardly plays into it.

tell her that her dick is probably bigger than yours...

LMAAAAAOOOO

YOU'RE GOING TO STAND THERE WITH A NOTEPAD OF STANDUP JOKES AS YOU TRY TALKING TO A WOMAN!??!?!?!

Comedy is about timing, delivery and the ability to make insightful or absurd commentary on things and situations.

And it takes practice, that's why so many comedians come from improv troupes or are able to pull from a lifetime of experiences.

Also, lots of people, myself included, use humor as a defense mechanism.

You can't just "be funny".

search for a women as unfunny as yourself

you know what makes you laugh

just look for opportunities

see what lands, lay off some when it doesnt, dont worry about it so much

your confusing being witty and manic with being "born funny" it by golly helps with delivery but is by no means a life sentence of monotony without

Have lots of money. Then everything you say will be hilarious.

why do men need to be funny? why do men need to be rich have the best job, be a Chad, big dick ,great kisser , run 30 miles a day wear designer clothing drive a bmw have a great family nice house good teeth smell fresh as a daisy and hand deliver flowers once a week. fuck them bitches

and all they do is lay on their backs

Your best bet would be to laugh at HER jokes

yeah be this guy everything she says

Womem don't care about your stupid humor.

They care about your financial stability.

Forget being funny.

Focus on making money if you want one of the women kinds.

All women care about in a relationship is stability.

Women would choose slavery if it meant security.

Women would choose security over love.

And most women would give their first born child for security.

They are vampiric, soulless accessories that are only useful to furthering your nails socially.

You pathetic wimp.

Go be a biologist, or ass-tronomer, already!

Or, just turn homo.

Anyone can get laid, if they're a homo.

Entertaining a woman is like entertaining a monkey.

It's fun for a few minutes until you realize the monkey is too dumb to appreciate it on any deeper level.

I’ve gotten farther with women just being a good listener and also caring and sweet (not in a simp way), just thoughtful.

I’m not that funny either. Sometimes I can be lighthearted and silly when I’m in a good mood. Don’t bother trying to be some kind of standup guy. You’ll just end up acting like a tool and scare them away. Women have a 6th sense for insecurity.

Women are mostly a pain in the ass.

There are some smart ones, but they're usually not attractive.

I just watched a fat woman at the Tank Museum, Bovington, UK, explaining the Soviet BMP-1 battle-taxi.

this is true but here is why

money is resources. laughing with and knowing someone who even may provide for you (be it an emergency to save your life or some grand fantasy of lifelong worry-free bliss) alleviates many if not all of the fears and stresses of this world and if not just for that moment, makes you feel ecstatic, especially if all you know or focus on is unrelenting stress and burden (the vast majority of which can be addressed or at least supplemented with resources)

Just have a lot of money and they’ll pretend to laugh at your jokes and pretend to love you and whatever

Tell her you're so desperate to up your game, you turned to the Lunatic Fringe of GLP for advice. When she asks "What is GLP?", let her know it's dominated by a radical group of Alphas and you as a Beta need to ask how to step up.

She'll be here in one day looking for someone other than you to be her "Backbreaker 3000".

Show them your baby pictures. At least you'll get them to laugh.

Just grab her by the pussy

If she likes you, you are already funny to her.

These are things that had to be mastered in grade school and high school

Now its over for you hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



what did you do during high school?

playin video games?