Teach me how to be funny to get a woman to like me

This ^^^

Try being interesting.
Not all hot girls are dumb.
Some of us enjoy an interesting conversation over a dumb joke.
Or learn to dance!
Go to a salsa class or something.
That way you mingle and can meet others as well as doing something fun and youll be sure to meet some babes who are fit.
Just dont be a creep.
Let the conversation flow naturally and if you vibe, ask her on a date.

Somebody's gotta be a nerdy wimp.

Maybe it's you?

So true.

It's why so many GLP incels will always remain so.

The desperation actually stinks and drives women away.

Horrible advise. You'll be met with "HUH?" "WHAT?" "I DONT GET IT"


You have to dumb yourself down to their level. Number one reason getting drunk is synonymous with hookups.



Whoever says women like confidence are idiots. Women like arrogance. They wanna hear you say you can beat up their ex.

Right when you meat her, tell it to pull your finger. Then let it rip and wave the fumes in its direction.

Right when you meat her, tell it to pull your finger. Then let it rip and wave the fumes in its direction.

So ask her to pull your finger and you know what to do next!

LOL hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

just pull out your dick and wave it around...
and talk to it...introduce it to the woman..

that should make them laugh!

You got it or you don't. Just accept it and grow a neck beard and move into an Amish community bro.

LOL

I can tell you what not to do OP.

Dont make fun of HER.

Make fun of yourself but moderately.

Dont be too funny the whole time.

Dont tell “who’s there” jokes.

Dont say a joke and laugh hysterically if she looks serious.

Dont touch her and say “tag, you’re it”

Dont tell a joke with a punchline and laugh hysterically while spit collects in your mouth and please don’t spit it at HER.

Dont say ‘yo mama’ jokes please.

Dont do bathroom jokes unless she does that first and she likes that.

Try one joke and wait for a response. If that didn’t work try a different kind of funny.

Humor coming naturally is better. So find out what sense of humor would be the best fit for you to come through most naturally. Is it Dark humor, Sarcasm, irony, maybe since you are more serious you might try surreal humor.
Maybe since you feel desperate, you might be good at self deprecating humor but not too deprecating or you’ll seem like a wimp with low self esteem.
You can see if you like observational jokes.

Good luck!

doesn't work like that

you also must be a "genetic lottery winner"

if you're not a genetic lottery winner
you can be as funny as the top comedians

and still be cast aside as
subhuman, worthless, untouchable, disgusting, filthy, rubbish, lower than 'roaches

stop tryna participate in the pervert's revolution
fck n chuck "laid" is disgusting perverted sexual abuse

any dude that thinks it's OK to sexually abuse women like that
is worth less than the cat shit in a litter box

Nobody can tell you how to be funny, but if you take yourself too seriously you will never be funny. So the first step is to not take yourself too seriously.

Are you serious? That's might be the problem.

Show her your itty bitty wee wee. She will laugh at how tiny it is. Problem solved.

This is the problem, not how funny you may or may not be.

Look up the difference between alpha, beta, and sigma male archetypes.

Be yourself, not some desperate whiny little bitch. If women don’t like you, don’t worry about it. These days there’s very few women worth getting tangled up with anyway, so it’s not a big problem.

Be a decent human, fuck what people think of you.

Dillon is getting desperate to get laid.

How about you stop focusing on women and act like you will be alone. Become your best friend, best company and greatest and most loyal supporter.

When you have built a great relationship with yourself you will attract an appropriate partner for a long and memorable partnership.

Right now, asking that question, you are not ready and will be devoured by a toxic woman.

i don’t get out of my bed for anything less than 10k.

move to a new city, create a fake persona of yourself.
create a lisp like michael cera
get a rapist wit
watch a movie called
youth in revolt

"have a lot of money"

amateurs...

Pretend to have a lot of money.

You either have it or you don’t mu’fuka.

get a camaro with t-tops
and hang red thong underwear
from rearview mirror

Just be yourself.

This one works every time. Go up to her and say "What does a man with a one inch penis eat for breakfast?" When she doesn't know, say, "I had Cheerios." You can thank me later.

This one works every time. Go up to her and say "What does a man with a one inch penis eat for breakfast?" When she doesn't know, say, "I had Cheerios." You can thank me later.

being serious now.step one
get pheromone cologne.
step 2, when they approach, which they will.
dont fuck it up
3.set up a date