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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82156980 Mexico 10/10/2022 02:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Woman's anus tore apart after 'slipping off back of jet ski' when her driver accelerated Quoting: RestoreTheAnger [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] Sorry honey but if you came home with a blown out asshole you sure as shit were not riding a jet ski… Ain't that the truth. Probably had an anal gangbang and was too whore-shy to admit it. |
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User ID: 84005301 United States 10/10/2022 02:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Woman's anus tore apart after 'slipping off back of jet ski' when her driver accelerated Quoting: RestoreTheAnger [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] Sorry honey but if you came home with a blown out asshole you sure as shit were not riding a jet ski… Thank you for sharing this story with us here today. We CANT thank you enough. Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day. |
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User ID: 84336529 United States 10/10/2022 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm. A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing. Not everything is about sex. Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen. wkk |
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User ID: 84336529 United States 10/10/2022 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can believe it could happen. Quoting: wkk Even if you are just water skiing, you can land wrong if thrown in the air and coming down wrong. You can end up with an "enema." So, I can see how this could happen. Last Edited by wkk on 10/10/2022 02:31 PM wkk |
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(OP) User ID: 80577500 United States 10/10/2022 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm. Quoting: wkk A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing. Not everything is about sex. Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen. WKK jet ski Sorry, that message is no longer in the database. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 84381756 10/10/2022 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm. Quoting: wkk A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing. Not everything is about sex. Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen. WKK jet ski |
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User ID: 66378092 Canada 10/10/2022 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm. Quoting: wkk A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing. Not everything is about sex. Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen. Oh article link on the same page [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] < 50% Young women who have anal sex are being 'put at risk' because NHS is failing to warn them of the dangers, doctors claim - as a quarter of straight couples have tried it ~ More than a quarter of women in the UK and US now report having anal sex ~ But doctors warn women are left incontinent and with injuries to anal sphincter ~ They say medics are 'shying away' from flagging risks due to 'societal taboos' Doctors are putting young women at risk by failing to warn them about the harms of anal sex, researchers say... oh hai! |
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User ID: 84336529 United States 10/10/2022 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm. Quoting: wkk A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing. Not everything is about sex. Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen. WKK jet ski wkk |
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(OP) User ID: 80577500 United States 10/10/2022 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm. Quoting: wkk A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing. Not everything is about sex. Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen. Oh article link on the same page [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] < 50% Young women who have anal sex are being 'put at risk' because NHS is failing to warn them of the dangers, doctors claim - as a quarter of straight couples have tried it ~ More than a quarter of women in the UK and US now report having anal sex ~ But doctors warn women are left incontinent and with injuries to anal sphincter ~ They say medics are 'shying away' from flagging risks due to 'societal taboos' Doctors are putting young women at risk by failing to warn them about the harms of anal sex, researchers say... Outstanding! Sorry, that message is no longer in the database. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 84022737 United States 10/10/2022 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Woman's anus tore apart after 'slipping off back of jet ski' when her driver accelerated Quoting: RestoreTheAnger [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] Sorry honey but if you came home with a blown out asshole you sure as shit were not riding a jet ski… Thank you for sharing this story with us here today. We CANT thank you enough. Just trying to help GLP’ers come up with a great excuse Did it work for you OP? |
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(OP) User ID: 80577500 United States 10/10/2022 02:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Woman's anus tore apart after 'slipping off back of jet ski' when her driver accelerated Quoting: RestoreTheAnger [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] Sorry honey but if you came home with a blown out asshole you sure as shit were not riding a jet ski… Thank you for sharing this story with us here today. We CANT thank you enough. Just trying to help GLP’ers come up with a great excuse Did it work for you OP? I would have said I blew my asshole out fishing instead… Sorry, that message is no longer in the database. |
wkk
User ID: 84336529 United States 10/10/2022 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm. Quoting: wkk A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing. Not everything is about sex. Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen. Oh article link on the same page [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] < 50% Young women who have anal sex are being 'put at risk' because NHS is failing to warn them of the dangers, doctors claim - as a quarter of straight couples have tried it ~ More than a quarter of women in the UK and US now report having anal sex ~ But doctors warn women are left incontinent and with injuries to anal sphincter ~ They say medics are 'shying away' from flagging risks due to 'societal taboos' Doctors are putting young women at risk by failing to warn them about the harms of anal sex, researchers say... That is so sad that doctors are afraid to mention those kinds of injuries because of social norms. I stand corrected. I assumed that couples who were experimenting" would at least stop when that kind of pain started. Wow, what in the world are people doing that they could get torn down there and left incontinent and still continue? Just wow--that is crazy. wkk |