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Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…

 
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Woman's anus tore apart after 'slipping off back of jet ski' when her driver accelerated

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Sorry honey but if you came home with a blown out asshole you sure as shit were not riding a jet ski…

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You're doing it wrong
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You're doing it wrong
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Should have used lube
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Woman ripped her ASSHOLEsidewaysjet skiing…
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Woman's anus tore apart after 'slipping off back of jet ski' when her driver accelerated

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Sorry honey but if you came home with a blown out asshole you sure as shit were not riding a jet ski…

5a
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Ain't that the truth. Probably had an anal gangbang and was too whore-shy to admit it.
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Woman ripped her ASSHOLEsidewaysjet skiing…
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“Honey let me explain…I was jet skiing”…
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Woman ripped her ASSHOLEsidewaysjet skiing…
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clappa

“Honey let me explain…I was jet skiing”…
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Woman's anus tore apart after 'slipping off back of jet ski' when her driver accelerated

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Sorry honey but if you came home with a blown out asshole you sure as shit were not riding a jet ski…

5a
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Thank you for sharing this story with us here today.

We CANT thank you enough.
Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day.
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Woman's anus tore apart after 'slipping off back of jet ski' when her driver accelerated

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Sorry honey but if you came home with a blown out asshole you sure as shit were not riding a jet ski…

5a
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Thank you for sharing this story with us here today.

We CANT thank you enough.
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Just trying to help GLP’ers come up with a great excuse
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
I can believe it could happen.

Even if you are just water skiing, you can land wrong if thrown in the air and coming down wrong. You can end up with an "enema." So, I can see how this could happen.
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
She was jet skien that bbc
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
I can believe it could happen.

Even if you are just water skiing, you can land wrong if thrown in the air and coming down wrong. You can end up with an "enema." So, I can see how this could happen.
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Why would you even post something like this?
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Why would you even post something like this?
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You know where you are? Right?

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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm.

A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing.

Not everything is about sex.

Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen.
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
I can believe it could happen.

Even if you are just water skiing, you can land wrong if thrown in the air and coming down wrong. You can end up with an "enema." So, I can see how this could happen.
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wtfpoint
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pffft-spitsmoke

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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm.

A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing.

Not everything is about sex.

Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen.
 Quoting: wkk


WKK sideways jet ski
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Pics or it didn’t happen
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm.

A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing.

Not everything is about sex.

Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen.
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WKK sideways jet ski
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm.

A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing.

Not everything is about sex.

Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen.
 Quoting: wkk


Oh

article link on the same page

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

< 50%

Young women who have anal sex are being 'put at risk' because NHS is failing to warn them of the dangers, doctors claim - as a quarter of straight couples have tried it

~ More than a quarter of women in the UK and US now report having anal sex
~ But doctors warn women are left incontinent and with injuries to anal sphincter
~ They say medics are 'shying away' from flagging risks due to 'societal taboos'

Doctors are putting young women at risk by failing to warn them about the harms of anal sex, researchers say...
oh hai!
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm.

A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing.

Not everything is about sex.

Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen.
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WKK sideways jet ski
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ahhh
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
She was jet skien that bwc
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm.

A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing.

Not everything is about sex.

Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen.
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Well, actually yes, it is.
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm.

A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing.

Not everything is about sex.

Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen.
 Quoting: wkk


Oh

article link on the same page

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

< 50%

Young women who have anal sex are being 'put at risk' because NHS is failing to warn them of the dangers, doctors claim - as a quarter of straight couples have tried it

~ More than a quarter of women in the UK and US now report having anal sex
~ But doctors warn women are left incontinent and with injuries to anal sphincter
~ They say medics are 'shying away' from flagging risks due to 'societal taboos'

Doctors are putting young women at risk by failing to warn them about the harms of anal sex, researchers say...
 Quoting: Red John


Outstanding!

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She was jet skien that bbc
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That would do it.
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Woman's anus tore apart after 'slipping off back of jet ski' when her driver accelerated

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

Sorry honey but if you came home with a blown out asshole you sure as shit were not riding a jet ski…

5a
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Thank you for sharing this story with us here today.

We CANT thank you enough.
 Quoting: Cap’n Obvious


Just trying to help GLP’ers come up with a great excuse
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Did it work for you OP?
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Ive seen with the pussyhole on a jetski!!!

worked for fire dept...happened in riviera beach area, peanut island
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Woman's anus tore apart after 'slipping off back of jet ski' when her driver accelerated

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Sorry honey but if you came home with a blown out asshole you sure as shit were not riding a jet ski…

5a
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Thank you for sharing this story with us here today.

We CANT thank you enough.
 Quoting: Cap’n Obvious


Just trying to help GLP’ers come up with a great excuse
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Did it work for you OP?
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I would have said I blew my asshole out fishing instead…
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Re: Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…
Come on people. Most women would not allow that kind of damage to happen during sex. I know it can happen during orgies, but it would not be the norm.

A person really can have problems when they land wrong in water. I've seen it happen with simply waterskiing.

Not everything is about sex.

Try coming down with high pressure in water in a falling position with limbs flailing during the fall. It can happen.
 Quoting: wkk


Oh

article link on the same page

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

< 50%

Young women who have anal sex are being 'put at risk' because NHS is failing to warn them of the dangers, doctors claim - as a quarter of straight couples have tried it

~ More than a quarter of women in the UK and US now report having anal sex
~ But doctors warn women are left incontinent and with injuries to anal sphincter
~ They say medics are 'shying away' from flagging risks due to 'societal taboos'

Doctors are putting young women at risk by failing to warn them about the harms of anal sex, researchers say...
 Quoting: Red John

That is so sad that doctors are afraid to mention those kinds of injuries because of social norms.

I stand corrected. I assumed that couples who were experimenting" would at least stop when that kind of pain started.
Wow, what in the world are people doing that they could get torn down there and left incontinent and still continue? Just wow--that is crazy.
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