Woman ripped her ASSHOLE jet skiing…

That's gonna leave a mark..

Nothing like experienced people's inputs on the subject, LOL.

It’s funny how her vagina remains unscathed…

So "jet skier" is a new euphamism.

You can use it like this, "Oh look at the 12 jet skiers attending the Biden rally."

Going to ask my girl if she want to go “jet skiing” later…

You should see the warning stickers already, turbo douche is on there now to be joined by nitro enema

yea, "jetskiing"

Wait until the copycats start…

j hands..^

Maybe the jet skis name was Tyrone?

So this is clear...she met Moochelle Obama....Big Mike was clearly upset about something and this chick was on the receiving end. Damn....don't piss off Big Mike.

you are all up in her assshole but did you know how much force that comes out from the nozzle hole :) in that water scooter ? it could be like 1200 cc engine power comoing out of a hole the size of an anus or a hole that could fit two fingers :P anyways 1200 cc power coming out of a hole that size is powerfull :P and if your anus is in the the way .... the jet stream does not give a shit ... it just blows power that way ... do i make myself clear or do i have to draw you diagram.... :)

“ the jet stream shot up her anus”

You guys can joke but holy hell that sounds painful. imagine that happening and being out in the water. without a lifejacket you would probably drown from the pain.

also.. she was probably wearing nothing but swimming panties.

If you had at least board shorts I don't see how this could happen.

You sound like an expert?

AC jet ski

Well, she is ruined! LOL!

Literally ripped her a new one

Right... rough ride ...semen flushed?

What about Motorboating?

That was gold right there…

This is why cliff divers go in head first.

Jetski manufacturers will have to add new warning labels:

"Warning! Risk of serious injury to anus"

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Watch the sales skyrocket!

Article says:

Her medics said 'severe anorectal' injuries like the one she suffered are 'uncommon but typically arise from high-speed jet ski accidents'.

at least they aren't baffled

Seems the female human gender is always having problems with their orifices and will blame the other human gender for it as to perpetuate the double standard equality victim status.

Anus Ripping...? Holy-Shit...!

Ripping-One takes-on a whole-new meaning...?
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