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| WhiteAngel
also known at WA  User ID: 84411686  United States10/18/2022 12:35 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  QUICK UP-DATE... DUE TO MY CREDIT CARD GOING DARK...I NEED TO COMPLETE THIS CONTEST ASAP OR I LOSE ALL THE KARMA POINTS I HAVE SAVED FOR THE 2 UPGRADES AT MIDNIGHT. (You lose your karma points if you membership expires and you don't have the dough on your credit card! oops!)  (HOPING I STILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO GET EVERYONE UPGRADED WHO HAS WON!!) YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO GET YOUR CAPTIONS IN BEFORE I NEED TO CLOSE THE CONTEST!! SORRY TO CLOSE EARLY...NEED TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE! WINNERS WILL BE LISTED IN 5 MINUTES!~!  The Oracle's Cookie I have never lost my karma points when my membership ran out. They are what I use to upgrade myself when needed. Also, you get a 1-3 days after your time expires depending on whatever macro they use. Last Edited by WhiteAngel on 10/18/2022 12:37 AM Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
| Cotton823
User ID: 22710783 United States10/18/2022 12:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Duck Butt
User ID: 75594373 United States10/18/2022 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | can't upload so follow the link (hope it works) [link to drive.google.com (secure)] i made this account just to reply to your post you should feel grateful |
| Fossy
User ID: 81313195 United States10/18/2022 12:59 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Duck Butt Cool!!!! Making sammiches great again! |
| Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States10/18/2022 01:06 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Ahhhh yeah - Lizard Cheney sent me here from the Jan 6 committee. I need to know which one of you that Trump grabbed - we need you to testify.  or (dog believes in inter-species dating) I'm here to pick up my date. . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
| Fossy
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | QUICK UP-DATE... DUE TO MY CREDIT CARD GOING DARK...I NEED TO COMPLETE THIS CONTEST ASAP OR I LOSE ALL THE KARMA POINTS I HAVE SAVED FOR THE 2 UPGRADES AT MIDNIGHT. (You lose your karma points if you membership expires and you don't have the dough on your credit card! oops!) (HOPING I STILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO GET EVERYONE UPGRADED WHO HAS WON!!) YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO GET YOUR CAPTIONS IN BEFORE I NEED TO CLOSE THE CONTEST!! SORRY TO CLOSE EARLY...NEED TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE! WINNERS WILL BE LISTED IN 5 MINUTES!~! The Oracle's Cookie I have never lost my karma points when my membership ran out. They are what I use to upgrade myself when needed. Also, you get a 1-3 days after your time expires depending on whatever macro they use. I've lost my selected karma prizes when I've unfortunately not done my budget for the month correctly (like this month.) This morning at midnight would be 3 days...so I am really on "fumes" for my membership. Had a vet emergency this month that caught us off-guard. Had a PM from another member that she will upgrade me when my star falls off. So...no worries! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 01:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THERE ARE 3 MORE UPGRADES WAITING FOR WINNERS...SO KEEP YOUR CAPTIONS COMING. We have 3 sponsors giving upgrade with the contest tonight! Thanks you guys! LATE NIGHTER'S ARE WELCOME TO JOIN IN! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 01:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ahhhh yeah - Lizard Cheney sent me here from the Jan 6 committee. I need to know which one of you that Trump grabbed - we need you to testify. or (dog believes in inter-species dating) I'm here to pick up my date. . Good one, Lilopin! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 01:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm actually surprised nobody came up with this caption since it is on the GLP forum board a great deal! "Hey guys! I identify as CAT...you can let me in--I've practiced and my "MEOW" IS PERFECT!" Cat on the left: "He can't be SERIOUS! He thinks we're liberals? You're either BORN WITH A "MEOW"...or NOT!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| lols
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| lols
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| lols
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| lols
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 01:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | milky way cat Quoting: lols This space cadet actually believed me when I told him if he just squeezed through the black hole that he'd find the milk lol! This will go down as the first "mean pet prank in space!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| led_Dis_Spencer
User ID: 80233844 United States10/18/2022 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jaun star. My pumpkin was d e leted. Edited just kidding I 4 starded it. Last Edited by led_Dis_Spencer on 10/18/2022 02:01 AM Gold is the money of kings. Silver is the money of gentlemen. Barter is the money of peasants. Debt is the money of slaves |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are very welcomed!~ We still have 1 hour before I close. Please bookmark the thread and check tomorrow --maybe you won~! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 02:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 10-18-2022 2:00 a.m. est I realize the late hour of the contest will mean some folks who participated in the caption contest will have retired for the night. PLEASE BOOKMARK THE THREAD and check back tomorrow morning. WINNERS WILL BE POSTED ON LAST PAGE BY 3:30 A.M. EST 10-18-2022. CONTEST OFFICIALLY CLOSES AT 3:00 A.M. EST (1:00 A.M. MT) The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 10/18/2022 02:29 AM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| A Jackson
User ID: 81617328 United States10/18/2022 02:09 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ] Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie PICTURES PIC NUMBER 1: Go away or we shall taunt you a second time PIC NUMBER 2:  Galixia, the kittah of my drams. PIC NUMBER 3:  Well, if you aren’t going to try… Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS |
| Duck Butt
User ID: 76453517 United States10/18/2022 02:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| TerraFirma's Esoterrorist
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | FOR OUR LAST 1/2 HOUR (PLUS OR MINUS)...PLEASE POST YOUR FAVORITES IN THE THREAD. WE HAVE 3 POSSIBLE UPGRADE AWARDS STILL AVAILABLE SO...LET'S HEAR FROM YOU GUYS! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| PhysicalGeographer
User ID: 73547694 United States10/18/2022 02:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 10-18-2022 2:00 a.m. est I realize the late hour of the contest will mean some folks who participated in the caption contest will have retired for the night. PLEASE BOOKMARK THE THREAD and check back tomorrow morning. WINNERS WILL BE POSTED ON LAST PAGE BY 3:30 A.M. EST 10-18-2022. EDIT: 10-17-2022 8:32 pm EST hurray! GLP member Paranoiaaaaa will SPONSOR 2 MORE MEMBERSHIP UPGRADES FOR THE CONTEST! ...AND ANOTHER FROM GLP "OBIWON!" INCLUDING MY 2...that brings us to FIVE (5) UPGRADES! CAPTION CONTEST IS OPEN UNTIL 4:00 A.M. THIS MORNING (10-18-2022) SO LOTS OF TIME! END EDITS EDIT: 10-18-2022 12:17 PM EST 2 winners have been chosen (of the 5 possible upgrades) by The Oracle's Cookie...Our other 3 sponsors will be upgrading their remaining 3 upgrades tomorrow morning and will be ANNOUNCED BY 3:30 a.m. EST (SO STAND BY FOR THAT...) CAPTIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED UNTIL 3:00 A.M. FOR REMAINING 3 UPGRADES. THE 5th ANNUAL HALLOWEEN CAPTION CONTEST==IS EARLY for 2022!  4 TRIAL-ONE-MONTH-UPGRADES ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR OUR EARLY HALLOWEEN CAPTIONS CONTEST-WIN PRIZES! WE WILL NOW RUN THROUGH MIDNIGHT TO 4:00 A.M. TONIGHT (10-17 TO early 10-18-2022) (to give more folks the chance to have fun with the captions...and a chance to win the 2 GLP upgrades!) The mess with NEW FBI EVIDENCE against President "Brandon-and-son"... the X-FLARE CME supposed to hit TODAY...new flu/cv-19 CASES hitting HIGHS (in my state this week Montana)...and chain-rattling for NUKES in Ukraine...I need to have an EARLY Halloween Caption Contest! EARLY HALLOWEEN CAPTION CONTEST IN-COMING!  EVERYONE CAN ENTER THE CAPTION CONTEST: Winning A.C.'s with a BLUE NAME (only) will receive either of my 2 "trail upgrades" for a one-month GLP account. NOTE: I CANNOT UPGRADE A.C. NAMES THAT ARE NOT BLUE (REGISTERED WITH GLP.) See opening menu page to do that! ' GLP MEMBERS (with their gold stars) will receive GREEN KARMA for a "win." (GLP members who have not renewed their accounts yet are eligible for one of the 2 upgrades.) note: Sometimes other GLP members will ALSO "CHIP-IN" an upgrade during the contest...so keep checking in to see how many free upgrades are offered. (PM me if you wish to sponsor an upgrade at any time during the contest!TY) THE PICTURES FOR THE CAPTION ENTRIES: YOU HAVE THREE (3) PICTURES to choose from (or caption all 3 but be sure to USE THE TITLES so I know which picture you are doing) for ONE OF 2 FREE UPGRADES! PICTURES PIC NUMBER 1: Title: "5 cats and a dog" "Which one of you pussies are going to let me in? PIC NUMBER 2: TITLE: "Milky Way CAT" Cat in the cradle song again Give me a break. PIC NUMBER 3: TITLE: Cat vs Pumpkin Anybody got a toothpick? Catnip caught in my tooth again. Let's have some fun with it! The Oracle's Cookie weatherman |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 10 MORE MINUTES! pLEASE GET THOSE CAPTIONS IN NOW! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Duck Butt
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well...there ya go. Priorities! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 03:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WE ARE NOW OFFICIAL CLOSING THE CONTEST.... Thanks everyone who participated...I hope you all had as much fun as I did! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 03:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are our LAST 3 WINNING CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS!! (Drum roll please...) Sponsoring 2 "Trial Upgrades" tonight: Paranoiaaaaa (thanks Para!) 1) Lilopin (entry page 4) User ID: 16213727 United States Pic #1 (5 cats and a dog) Ahhhh yeah - Lizard Cheney sent me here from the Jan 6 committee. I need to know which one of you that Trump grabbed - we need you to testify. ...and 2) HairyBarbarian (Page 2 entry) User ID: 84426504 United Kingdom Space Cat International Space Station Kitty Yuri Katurin - "Erm... Come in Moscow... I think I messed up with the Airlock again..." for 1 full upgrade: Sponsor "Obi Won:" Jeff 43 (entry bottom page 1) User ID: 84374723 Canada Title: "5 cats and a dog" Hello, I am with The Church of Latter Day Saint Bernard's I want you to know, Dog loves you and wants to do something special with your life. Can I leave some literature for you to sniff over?  Great JOB EVERYONE!! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 84318516 United States10/18/2022 03:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Please continue to make your creative CAPTIONS! Thanks everyone! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 83744935 United States10/18/2022 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cookie, American Indian Elder here, I dont even know if I put my entry on wrong screen, I forced over to green. Any how, if I win I will re-donate my win back to you if that helps. Ive lost all points because I couldnt get in to my page as I forgot passwords, just getting better this march and fell and frx'd right hip, just getting better and developed prolapse from the surgery, didnt charge my PC, forgot pass word again, etcetc.Hang in there. |
