VIDEO: missing grandma found SWALLOWED WHOLE by giant python

LOL

Great Gam Gam was good at swallowing sauseges. Seems the sausage swallowed great gam gam lol

You happy now that you've shown a person in a miserable position??


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"DRUNK MAN SWALLOWED BY PYTHON'

Damn you talk about a bad case of the DTs...

At least it shortens the hangover.

Snake ate Memaw?

At least she didn't die from the clot shot.

Now that grandma's in a casket,

and the snake is in a stew,

I'm not sure we all feel much better,

But in the jungle we waste no food...

Start breeding larger mongoose!

Nope. Fuck 'em. There is an overpopulation problem.

I pay $3 bounties on pit viper corpses. It's a running joke about the number of dead pit vipers in my whats app photos. My workers send the proof, even though I told the not to. better than the day he brought a pit viper bouquet to my doorstep, including two conjoined in a sexual act, killed two steps after his dad stepped on the 2 meter sleeping viper and fortunately had the machete in hand in the right position.

I live in and love nature, but fuck the pit vipers.

I went for a walk in a Thai jungle, middle of nowhere, come round a corner n 2 kids 7 or 8, bare feet, were beating a fuck off big cobra to death with sticks, laughing their heads off. Another time in Cairns, I got up one morning, went to take a piss n there was a 5 meter python curled up on the floor, I checked it wasn't my python, then hit it with a broom n it slithered back out the window

Made me laugh.

As least she didn't go to a[bitchute]waste

She got double jabbed

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edit to add....BRIEF beat me to it....i hadn't read the thread yet


grandma got eaten by a python
walking home from the rubber fields
she'd been drinking too much palm liquor
as for me and grandpa we believe.

Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 10/25/2022 08:51 PM

Hmmmmn, that gives me an idea,.Go to pet store but Python. Then in few years she's not around anymore. Anyone asks, don't know where she has gone to, she just slithered off one day. Hhmmn call insurance co.tomorrow also.

As so many do, just go for a leisurely stroll in the jungle. Especially when it's in the middle of nowhere. Your more brave than I am friend.

I wish they never killed the snake

What did the cannibal in the jungle do after he dumped his girlfriend? eH depiw sih ssa

I wondered why it looked like that snake had tits, saggy ones but nevertheless

YEAH, BUT SHE HAD NO MASK ON!

fuuuuck I hope she wasn't still alive while being inside

I THOUGHT THOSE WERE TESTICLES...

YOU'RE RIGHT, SAGGING TITS TO THE WAIST.

Always carry.

If a snake tries to kill you, shoot it in the head.

READ THE ARTICLE FUCKSTICK.

IT SAYS IT TOOK 3 HOURS TO EAT.

AND AFTER FIRST 2 HOURS TO SUFFOCATE THE OLD BAG.

IMAGINE BEING SQUISHED TO DEATH... FOR 2 HOURS.

WHY NOT THE LEG?

My grandpa was in Burma WW2. He told a story that a man got eaten by a giant python while he was there

It was a sobering experience, I love the bush, we're spoilt for choice in NZ, but no snakes, not much of anything, most people here die of stupidity or hunting accidents. I was more freaked out doin heroin runs in the golden triangle, soldiers all over the show packing machine guns, crazy days

I read it but how can you know for sure who wrote the article how does this college brat with a journalism degree know the exact events that took place taking exactly 2 hours.. you eat this shit up how does it taste?

better video of entire woman's body in python:

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