VIDEO: missing grandma found SWALLOWED WHOLE by giant python

She shoulda had one of them spy tooth's in denture form that shat when bit down on hard releases a poison that kills you in seconds. Or hanging from the neck next to the life alert.

How... how did... did she...

Asians are always dying in such ridiculous ways. Getting caught in rotary machines and spinning until their skin flies off. Crashing their motorcycle into the back of a truck and exploding. Getting eating by snakes.

Coming Josey. She's dead, just as dead as if you shot her. Well maybe your right, but she sure won't be the repeating champ ...Whooped 'em again Josey!

Hate those fuckers …

Because the wings are where the kill zone is

Hey Jack o lantern ass!!! Gimme some pumpkin pie!!!!

The python is fucked cos it can't pass Granny's knitting needles.

I saw a similar python death from swallowing a hedgehog the wrong way.

Biden:

If you are in Indonesia, and there are risks in the jungle, get your 5th booster today!

:comeonman:

Who let's there grandma go walking abouts alone with man eating pythons on the loose?

They LIVE there, you dumbshits!

Bullshit fear porn title. She wasn't eaten alive. She was squeezed until she suffocated to death. Then the snake ate her.


Fear suffocation. Not snakes.

No ordinary human can go toe to toe with a 22 foot constrictor

2022 - the year grandma's clots were like snakes,
and snake's clots were like grandmas.

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Well look at you Mr. keyboard warrior.
I bet you'd just walk right in to a foreign jungle and defeat everything with your bare hands.

How's that 'nature taking it's course' in your mom's basement going for you?

Not sure, they drop on you from trees. Impact alone from sheer weight stuns you.

She'll be out in a bit.

4 Course

It would have died anyway. A snake's asshole can't pass a pair of hips and a broken femur bone, without ripping...

What was God thinking when He said "Let there be snake" and then let Adam name them??

One of the many questions I intend on asking, if He lets me past the gates...

Is the girl on the left the one that spit on that guy at the university protest?