Elon Musk to address Twitter woke staff Friday after closing takeover deal. What d'you think he'll say?

Learn to code?

He will say

"We sure conned all the dumb public, that we were against each other"

He'll pull a reverse Trump...


YOU'RE HIRED!!!!

As Biden would say, I have 2 words for you

You Are Fired!

If I'd be him I'd say

"TRIGGERED!" - and leave the building

Bye!

Verbatim he will say

'It's gonna be fun, we're going to build something great I want you all to come along for the ride.'

Can someone timestamp this ?

You can use those gender study degrees to burn and make fires this Winter to stay warm because you are all fired

I think he will backtrack on thing's.. maybe not straight away but eventually.

Once you get into these types of positions, you are soon programmed to do thing's the way that the powers that be, demand.

I think all the hype at the moment will die down soon enough and before you know it, it'll be run and working no different to what it has been.

I'd obviously like to be wrong but isn't that how shit goes?

he can only fire them at the beginning as a new owner

if he waits he will get nailed with lawsuits and the fed will takeover

He'll just ask them "how low will you go?"

and they'll ALL say "below the belt boss!"

Ahhh, ok. Do you think he will fire 75% like claimed?

Hoping the address will be online at some point lol. I'm sure we're all intrigued.

somebody posted a thread here earlier, which said two companies have been hired to do the firing

It was an Uncle intel type of thread so I don't now how true it is?

I did make a bunch of nasty posts on twitter last night to see if I would get banned

so far I havent

HE IS BACK

They work lol from home live cam. To all employees

Twittered already shutdown some prime offices in san Francisco

Fly to texas if you want to apply for your job

Hopefully he diversifies the company, fill it with heterosexual, conservative, white males.

Biggest bunch of tards i ever seen?

Here is ur pink slip text

"Ya'll need to join the NRA and buy a black rifle by Monday. And we're playing Southern Rock in the meditation rooms now."

Last Edited by Coy on 10/27/2022 06:13 AM