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BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2022 10:12 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
Should I draw some $$$ out now,, how do I pay my bills?
Please not the crypto scenario again, thanks.
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11/24/2022 10:31 AM
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Should I draw some $$$ out now,, how do I pay my bills?
Please not the crypto scenario again, thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84794949


Draw them out, or not. What does it matter?

And you are worried about paying your bills in a collapsing financial system?

Stunning, if I may say.

To answer your question, you will be offered the CBDC which has been carefully curated to be “just enough”.

All in response to the banks surprising and “unexpected” closure.

What’s is the package?

CBDC wallet which will be accepted anywhere fiat is used
A preloaded number of credits
A promise of a UBC monthly deposit. Much like welfare and social security handouts already work. Us citizens are already trained for this part

All you will have to do is behave, or comply, with a changing set of rules.

Behave and your UBI may increase
Mis-behave and your walls will be locked or deleted

One can see how the social credit system, currently being perfected in China, may blend in nicely…along with smart meters, EVs, Alexa, smartphones, etc.

Sure, withdraw your fiat but be aware that transaction will be OBSERVED and recorded
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2022 10:34 AM
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Should I draw some $$$ out now,, how do I pay my bills?
Please not the crypto scenario again, thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84794949


Draw them out, or not. What does it matter?

And you are worried about paying your bills in a collapsing financial system?

Stunning, if I may say.

To answer your question, you will be offered the CBDC which has been carefully curated to be “just enough”.

All in response to the banks surprising and “unexpected” closure.

What’s is the package?

CBDC wallet which will be accepted anywhere fiat is used
A preloaded number of credits
A promise of a UBC monthly deposit. Much like welfare and social security handouts already work. Us citizens are already trained for this part

All you will have to do is behave, or comply, with a changing set of rules.

Behave and your UBI may increase
Mis-behave and your walls will be locked or deleted

One can see how the social credit system, currently being perfected in China, may blend in nicely…along with smart meters, EVs, Alexa, smartphones, etc.

Sure, withdraw your fiat but be aware that transaction will be OBSERVED and recorded
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84798888


Nice LARP, but… no.

cruise
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2022 10:44 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
Everything stops Wednesday night 11/23 at midnight est.

Will be closed thru 12/31

Reopen 1/1/23 with digital currency/ID/UBI

Warning: will be tied to SC system/chip

ALL GOES LIVE 1/1/23 at 12:01 am est
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81684001


Try any of this, ever, and you will all get murdered, at the very least.
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11/24/2022 10:55 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
Everything stops Wednesday night 11/23 at midnight est.

Will be closed thru 12/31

Reopen 1/1/23 with digital currency/ID/UBI

Warning: will be tied to SC system/chip

ALL GOES LIVE 1/1/23 at 12:01 am est
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81684001


What happen during now and new year ??
Some system has to work !
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2022 10:55 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
Am guessing that once the dust settles other countries will follow suit?
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11/24/2022 12:52 PM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
Everything stops Wednesday night 11/23 at midnight est.

Will be closed thru 12/31

Reopen 1/1/23 with digital currency/ID/UBI

Warning: will be tied to SC system/chip

ALL GOES LIVE 1/1/23 at 12:01 am est
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81684001


What happen during now and new year ??
Some system has to work !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80638402


OP said credit cards will work. Presumably Debit cards will as well. There are also WIC/welfare payments/SSI and other handouts which are done electronically.

Most may not understand, but CC transactions are done at large processing facilities which are NOT banks
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11/24/2022 02:26 PM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
here we go.....

Thread: LINDELL ---- A "Miracle" is Beginning This Friday
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11/24/2022 04:56 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82063309


This guy is an idiot
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2022 08:51 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82063309


This guy is an idiot
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A rich idiot.
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2022 09:16 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82063309


This guy is an idiot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84814431


A rich idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12357951


But a idiot nonetheless
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2022 09:40 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82063309


This guy is an idiot
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No, he’s not an idiot in the least; he’s playing his part in this theatrical production, just as he’s been instructed.
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2022 09:41 PM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
11 hours and 30 minutes until OP is proven to be a liar.
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2022 12:11 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
I'm scared. What's going to happen to us?
CROW

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11/25/2022 04:49 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
Are we there yet?

bump



CROW
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I squirreled away $15,000 cash in the last few months just in case

Malu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82551691


Smart move Malu.
I managed to buy a bit of silver and gold plus a bit of cash.

I dont see it no being useful.

Good to see you in these parts friend.


CROW
Time is too long. Space is too big.
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11/25/2022 08:18 AM
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We will see shortly.
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2022 08:33 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
Dear diary.... with tears runing down my face I'm placing long position on stockmarke...on 11.25.22
OP sucks.....
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2022 08:39 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
Start here:

[link to www.minneapolisfed.org (secure)]

Invert the figures:

1913---change to 2022-Amount $1
2022---Change to 1913

Press CALCULATE.

What does it say?

$1 in 1913 is now worth .03.

This was as of end of 2q22. 3q22 will be wrapped up shortly and due to MASSIVE deficits continuing, the roll-up will drive this number NEGATIVE.

NEGATIVE number means TECHNICAL INSOLVENCY.

A NEGATIVE/INVERSE "value" of a "value" system based on DEBT is an ABSURDITY.

No choice anymore. Game over.

Hope this is logical enough for you.

Also, in case you didn't know, the FED is running the ponzi scheme. It ain't over until THEY say it's over.

And on 11/23 they will say IT'S OVER
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81684001


gawd, you be full of shit
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2022 08:42 AM
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The OP is way more convincing if you read it while listening to this:






[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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laugh
DevilDog1775

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11/25/2022 09:09 AM

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Funny, I work today. No one told me that we'd be closed today. Interesting. Must be a huge ruse. Paying me to work, even though we are closed??? Very clever.
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2022 09:19 AM
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Funny, I work today. No one told me that we'd be closed today. Interesting. Must be a huge ruse. Paying me to work, even though we are closed??? Very clever.
 Quoting: DevilDog1775


Funny, I work today. No one told me that we'd be closed today. Interesting. Must be a huge ruse. Paying me to work, even though we are closed??? Very clever.
 Quoting: DevilDog1775


So, you are going to show up at work today,
Work until closing time......
Even though you are closed??
Ridiculous.
Please use more discernment in the future!
It matters not what a bank boss says.
It GLP sayz it is closed, it is closed.
Period!
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2022 09:21 AM
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where OP... shit thread
Tonight We Ride!

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11/25/2022 09:25 AM

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My bank is open today!

wtf
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11/25/2022 09:27 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82063309


This guy is an idiot
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A rich idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12357951


Dude sells a metric shit ton of pillows

Last Edited by Idaho Potato on 11/25/2022 09:27 AM
Idaho Potato, it's what's for dinner
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11/25/2022 09:28 AM
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My bank is open today!

wtf
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Op must have meant thanks giving 2023 I am sure.
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2022 09:29 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
Everything stops Wednesday night 11/23 at midnight est.

Will be closed thru 12/31

Reopen 1/1/23 with digital currency/ID/UBI

Warning: will be tied to SC system/chip

ALL GOES LIVE 1/1/23 at 12:01 am est
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81684001


who the fuck uses banks????

they started all the wars

CASH IS KING HOE
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11/25/2022 09:32 AM
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Top 5 in GLP Hall of Fails?
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2022 09:40 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
OPeeeee…..OPeeeee…. come out, come, out, wherever you are….

You had your fun, but you messed up bad by getting a lot of people anxious. Do you know what imprecatory prayer is, OP? It’s where, instead of someone praying for you, ithey’re praying against you. There are a whole slew of someones who have been, and will continue to, pray that you get what you so richly deserve.

Expect unpleasantness to manifest in your life from now on. When it does, and you can’t stand it any longer, come back to this thread and ask for the forgiveness of those you harmed with your lies.

Toodles.
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11/25/2022 09:48 AM
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Re: BANKS are closing after THANKSGIVING
I'm still closing my account at Chase and if they ask why I'll just reply "Kanye was right".
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11/25/2022 09:53 AM
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I'm still closing my account at Chase and if they ask why I'll just reply "Kanye was right".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84818048


Based,





GLP