Sorry dude, Covid is 100% real. I can attest to that firsthand. I had it for several months straight, and it sucked. I lost my ability to taste bitter, and things that should taste bitter tasted salty. Coffee literally tasted like hot saltwater, and I'm not exaggerating. It tasted exactly like saltwater, to the point that blindfolded I couldn't have told you the difference. My dad got it the same time as me, and he lost his ability to smell, almost completely. Like one day the dog cut the nastiest fart ever in the car and I was hanging my head out the window gasping for air and my dad couldn't smell it at all. Shit's real yo.