HERSCHEL WALKER COMMENTS ON VAMPIRES: “Vampires are cool people, are they not? I don’t wanna be a vampire no mo, I wanna be a werewolf

People obviously don't understand comedy anymore. Herschel tries to make points through jokes.

He's actually a pretty funny guy, and if you understand the jokes you'll get how valid the points he's making really are.

Yep, he’s definitely a clown. You got that part right.

And you will be winning so much, you will be tired of winning.

Well, his judgement is fucked. That is not a good joke for the campaign trail

He be a Cherokee Sheriff/Vampire walking that Trail of Tears and shit like that, but he wants to be a werewolf? Can’t he just be a US Senator like Fetterman? Tell me muricans are not some of the dumbest, asinine humans on planet earth.

Says Senator-elect Fetterman

the coolest

cringe

Kanye
Kyrie
Herschel

A powerhouse of intellect

And just like that everyone is paying attention to Herschel Walker as just some normal guy watching dumb shit on TV and trying to make some sense out of it.

It’s so infuriating that he didn’t joke about Bigfeet vs Yeti and racial harmony

No clue what’s going on here but I do have one interesting lil factoid about Walker. Okay he left university of Georgia a year early to go play for the New Jersey Generals of the USFL, a team that Trump had part ownership in at the time. Soon after the new expansion league, USFL, went bust so Walker came to the Cowboys.

When he arrived in Dallas a morning radio sports jock station created a parody type song: “left early out of Georgia….went to work for Donald Trump……then he said we can’t afford ya…….so I up and left the chump……”

Jerry’s best move was trading the idiot. He bitched about Jerry and Jimmy using profanity and supplying beer after practice. I know, former player is relative.

Funny thing about that trade. It was the event that put Dallas back on the map in the 90’s however it was so lopsided it looked as if Jerry flat out hoodwinked Minnesota but yet nobody is that stupid.

My point is this was the first inkling to me that certain outcomes in the nfl might just be pre arranged.

https://twitter.com/_/status/1598477801782677504

Wait for it…

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