I Bought Some Awesome Sheets at a Garage Sale. I Didn't Wash Them...

I've been working in the hotel business for over 32 years. There is one person that sleeps on my sheets and in my bed.

In a hotel, There are thousands of people that share the sheets, pillows, beds, bathrooms...etc...

Those are usually the wealthier people in society.

In a hotel.... They don't wash the bedspreads... Think bare asses... splooge...

I work at a nice hotel and they wash the bathroom rags with the breakfast place-mats and dish rags. From toilet to wiping dry your coffee cup. Just an overloaded wash-load in between...

That's one of the nicer hotel stories I can tell you. I worked at a Holiday Inn and witnessed the housekeepers wiping down the drinking glasses in the bathroom with their toilet rags.

Yep, I'm a slob and live cleaner than most all of society.

(Never licked a butthole which seems to be popular these days...)

Shake 'em out, might be some bedbugs tucked in there. Then you'll be whistlin' a different tune, Mickey.

They are clean as clean can be... just smell like an antique furniture drawer...

I always remove the sex furniture (firm pillows shaped in wedges or rolls to prop people up, etc). I don't want to know what they've been exposed to.

As for your grandma sheets, Nana probably hasn't had sex in 30 years so I wouldn't worry too much. Maybe a little pee. Yeah, you should probably wash them.

A reasonable person. Nice. Thank you.

Bitch aint no brought up the word fuckin hotel what the fuck is you on about

Nana got the bone on those sheets

Sheets and shit, holmes.

Not funny, dillhole.

whatever.. Skip

LOL

I had a friend that used to fart into film canisters and then put them in the freezer!

Congrats, you're the normal one!

Used sheets? Ugh.

700 thread count feels nice.