My employment made us put pronouns in our signature for all emails.

my employment made me..

my employer made us. (who is us...still stupid sentence but hey.. baby steps I guess)

my employer made me...

put a sock in it. 99% of every dry inch of land is "stolen aboriginal land"

or princess or honey or darling or pumpkin or any term of endearment just to get on their nerves. It would be especially weird to call some bearded dude "princess".

Next Workplace Vigilante/Ex-postal worker

How about "F" and "You"

I like Dese and Dose.

Or, Your Majesty.

us = the employees

Even sub-70 IQ forum dwellers can figure that out.

Lord High Executioner/ Master of the Universe

So you are cool with it becoming like an opening prayer at every fucking meeting and to what purpose does this serve. Does it change history. Nope but is sure gets weird and creepy and "cult" like after a while.

Last Edited by Busy Beaver on 11/23/2022 11:38 AM

It´s not like this in my country yet but I almost want it to happen, just so I can put "un/non".

I like yours too though.

I would quit

I've yet to come across this pronoun nonsense in real life yet. I will simply say I refuse to play along in your land of make believe.

I would tell them I dont identify as a pronoun...

I noticed that. All the directors in my org seem to be using those retarded pronouns

You are what you are. Not what you think you are.

Supreme Commander.

Mine on Linkedin are Vi/Per. And yes, those are both “real” pronouns

I'd go with ... Lord and Master.

I would go by they to refer to the bat and balls. So when people address me, they are talking to my crotch groblin.

Weird isn't. It's like coming across a space alien that you have only read about or watched on TV.

Last Edited by Busy Beaver on 11/23/2022 11:46 AM

Yuck. I always now when I see he/him/they etc I’m looking at someone who probably can’t be reasoned with.

His Royal Highness/Lord Protector of all things True and Good

You will address me as "my Lord"

Seriously. Don't comply.

If they "discipline" you - claim religious exemption
Which they cannot legally deny and they may only ask you enough questions to accommodate your beliefs
Its not required and make them document it if they question you trying to make you justify it - and then simply cite the book of genesis where god created Man and a Woman

If they fire you , sue

I would simply not comply. When confronted explain that I don't identify with any pronouns. That identifying with anything but God is a violation of my deeply and strongly held religious beliefs, and that forcing me to identify with or as anything is religious discrimination.

Last Edited by BoatyMcBoatface on 11/23/2022 11:51 AM

(He, Him, His)

Maximus/Imperator makes no sense as pronoun but nothing makes any sense anymore.

Respectfully, if you have ANY self-respect, you’ll quit. If you participate, you’re enabling the idiocy and deserve whatever comes next.

Ask me how I know you've never had a real job, if this is a strategy you both support and think would be effective.

I identify as a retired senior citizen,now give me my retirement.