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My employment made us put pronouns in our signature for all emails.

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2022 04:13 PM
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Mine would be BigDickswinging/cispussycrusher. Since we can pretend to be whatever we want to be




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Has anyone else been given this requirement?

Mine are “Suchlike/Nobody.”
abrock

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11/23/2022 04:17 PM

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Mine would be he, she, it.
If you're not a he or she, then you're an it.

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Dontstopbelieving

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11/23/2022 04:19 PM
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My pronoun is, "Mother Fucker", and I hope you say something about it.
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Savika

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11/23/2022 04:21 PM
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I don't have any so I would put "n/a" though some idiot would probably think my pronoun was "n/a"
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11/23/2022 04:22 PM
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i went to a new doctor and she asked me what my pronouns are? i laughed out loud at how absurb that question is, especially when a doctor asks me.

so i thought about it, you could take the high road and say 'my pronouns are I and me" which is true actually.

or you could be snotty and say my prounouns are fee fi fo fum.

or you could pepper it with my pronouns are fuck you.

or you could say my pronouns are unpronounceable and therefore you cant say it.

or how about blibbedy bloobedy ha ha ho ho hee hee
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That's when you laugh in its face and say "You're Fired as my doctor", then walk out. I would.
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slave/away

im sure that'll get their attention
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11/23/2022 04:23 PM

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i went to a new doctor and she asked me what my pronouns are? i laughed out loud at how absurb that question is, especially when a doctor asks me.

so i thought about it, you could take the high road and say 'my pronouns are I and me" which is true actually.

or you could be snotty and say my prounouns are fee fi fo fum.

or you could pepper it with my pronouns are fuck you.

or you could say my pronouns are unpronounceable and therefore you cant say it.

or how about blibbedy bloobedy ha ha ho ho hee hee
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That's when you laugh in its face and say "You're Fired as my doctor", then walk out. I would.
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Exactly. If there is one profession where birth gender really matters, it's medicine. You can't prescribe based on gender preference. The world has gone mad.
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11/23/2022 04:26 PM
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Damn is that shit confusing!

There's over a dozen bizarre personal pronouns, ce, co, cy, ey, ne, qui, and so on...

wtf


If someone tried to push that shit on me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves!


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English is one of the hardest languages in the world, and they're adding this shit on top of it?

It's like they're trying to get rid of English as the international language everyone uses!

This is a full on attack on English.
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11/23/2022 04:26 PM
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My pronouns for LGBQT are the same as God's, "Sodom and Gomorrah."


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Has anyone else been given this requirement?

Mine are “Suchlike/Nobody.”
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LOL!

Recently, I received a email at work from a structural engineer and he had his pronouns in his signature. I will never take him seriously.
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11/23/2022 04:27 PM

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11/23/2022 04:31 PM
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Quit.

If you don't you are just another useless meatbag.
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11/23/2022 04:37 PM
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If U.S. Judges won't use them, neither will I.




US Judges Refuse to Use Defendant's Pronouns, Saying Its Too Hard

"A panel of judges in the U.S.A. ruled that they will not refer to a non-binary defendant with “they” pronouns because they believe that their writing will suffer."

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11/23/2022 04:43 PM
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They tried at our company but I refused three times and said please don't ask me again politely
Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2022 04:46 PM
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The CEO of my company hinted it would be nice if we all did it but only 25% of my coworkers are. Mainly the higher ups that are sucking up. If it was mandatory I would just say its against my religion.
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11/23/2022 04:48 PM
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I attended the NANOG conference recently. They had buttons for people at check in.... He, She, They, and a straight line.

I trolled them saying as loud as I could with laughter... That straight line must be when you are at the point of being dead inside!

bump
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11/23/2022 04:50 PM

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My name is my pronoun.

I'd probably quit.
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11/23/2022 04:52 PM
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Has anyone else been given this requirement?

Mine are “Suchlike/Nobody.”
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I fucking dare some one to ask me that fucking question in person

My Pronounces are Your Majesty

you fucking cuck
RIOTCOKE

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11/23/2022 05:02 PM
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you should put Jogger Lover on it aka 'n'word
Vision Thing

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my favorite suggestion was to go to HR in tears saying you just couldn't decide what gender you are, that you were in therapy trying to figure it out, and that them putting pressure on you to make a formal declaration is causing you extreme mental and emotional suffering and anguish and constitutes a hostile workplace environment.
InTheGLPHood

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11/23/2022 05:05 PM

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Western governments and big corporations have all been captured by globalist Blackrock, WEF, WHO etc. push all this woke ideology on them including pronouns in the signature. ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) they call it and DEI (Diversity, Equity & Inclusion). Dei also stands for God in Latin and that is no coincidence they call their ideology DEI. It has become an institutional secular religious cult being rammed down our throats by those in authority.
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Yep, it's their one world religion.
InTheGLPHood

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11/23/2022 05:07 PM

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I would tell them I dont identify as a pronoun...
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clappa Tell them you're a noun :)
DrGu

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11/23/2022 05:07 PM

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Has anyone else been given this requirement?

Mine are “Suchlike/Nobody.”
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Mine are fuckjoebiden/fuckwokephags

And you will respect them!

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time to roll out the gigantic fake knockers with the sub-zero nipples
InTheGLPHood

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11/23/2022 05:14 PM

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Re: My employment made us put pronouns in our signature for all emails.
My workplace also. I told my manager that how I feel about my genitals is nobody's business but my own. They want to send me to inclusivity and tolerance training because putting pronouns in our signature shows support for the queer community supposedly, but fuck them. I have my resignation email ready to go, just waiting for a bank deposit to be made and some dental work I need this week and I am out of there. I am too old for this shit.
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So to make them feel included, straight people are made to feel excluded i.e. actively denying who you are at the most human basic level?

I agree too old for this shit.

I'd ask your boss that question and document the conversation before you quit.
InTheGLPHood

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11/23/2022 05:21 PM

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people who are cis gender (identifies as the same biological sex) get misgendered all the time. saying they/them is the safest way to wright a work email since they/them is a singular pronoun as well.

for example: 'someone left their wallet at the office. Can you find out who they are so that you can return it to them?'.

Many people have names that could be feminine or masculine so to play it safe, it's best to just use they/them when you don't know someone's pronouns.
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I don't see anything wrong with this.

I also don't see anything wrong if someone makes an honest mistake on sex, female or male, it's super easy to say, my bad, sorry, thanks for letting me know.

The majority of the population shouldn't have to worry about making an honest mistake in perception.
I made mistakes in my work life, same as other people, no one really cared, it was almost expected on some names. It wasn't a big deal, why is this being turned into a big deal?
That's my question I guess.

If it's because a man with a beard is in a dress and I call him a he instead of a she, well, I think that's ridiculous.
They (oh I used a pronoun) should expect people to be confused not browbeat.
DrGu

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My workplace also. I told my manager that how I feel about my genitals is nobody's business but my own. They want to send me to inclusivity and tolerance training because putting pronouns in our signature shows support for the queer community supposedly, but fuck them. I have my resignation email ready to go, just waiting for a bank deposit to be made and some dental work I need this week and I am out of there. I am too old for this shit.
 Quoting: KeepingItReal


So to make them feel included, straight people are made to feel excluded i.e. actively denying who you are at the most human basic level?

I agree too old for this shit.

I'd ask your boss that question and document the conversation before you quit.
 Quoting: InTheGLPHood


Or you could just say you don’t support the “queer community”, tell them you support your family.
Busy Beaver

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11/23/2022 05:23 PM
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my favorite suggestion was to go to HR in tears saying you just couldn't decide what gender you are, that you were in therapy trying to figure it out, and that them putting pressure on you to make a formal declaration is causing you extreme mental and emotional suffering and anguish and constitutes a hostile workplace environment.
 Quoting: Vision Thing


I bet some leftist snowflake has actually done that for real. It goes to show you that compelled speech like that is not a good thing.
InTheGLPHood

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11/23/2022 05:25 PM

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I’d sue and claim sexual harassment
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Ohhhh, this is good :) Hmmmm, might fly.
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11/23/2022 05:28 PM
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This is a good thread, I've laughed OL several times.





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