TO FART OR NOT, IN FRONT OF MY LOVE?" THAT IS THE QUESTION

take care so it doesn't happen. And if you are being caught, act like THEM/THEY, namely DENY DENY DENY and DENY once more just for good measure..

Surely it is the correct thing to allow one's love to fart first?

Then you are permitted to let rip like a boss

I have a german fart fetish

FAHT IN MAH FACE

WOW

Absolutely disgusting. Cross that line if you want your partner to lose all respect for you. Farting belongs in the bathroom. It is completely not funny.

Fart noises get funnier as you get older. I crack myself up.

Do you own a dog? Problem solved.

XXX

Tongue punch her fart box.

Good Lordy my MIL decided to bake fookin cauliflower today, I thought someone shit themselves in there

"You've got to know when to hold it,
know when to blow it.
Know when to walk away,
know when to run.

You never make fart faces at the table,
there'll be time enough to rip one, when the date is done.

Every gasman knows the secret to not sharting,
it's knowing what not to eat.
You've got to stay away from fiber,
or you'll guts will begin to speak.

If you find you just can't hold it,
and some essence slips on by,
if it's not too bad, just let it pass you by.
But if it's a paint-peeler, and the wallpaper begins to weep,
always blame the waiter and make it a secret to always keep."

I fucking crack myself up sometimes. Happy Thanksgiving.

Trap her under the covers
Dutch oven

Not.

SBD Cropdusting is an art form

yea but its not always possible...

Yes exactly and then do a Nancp P Wrap Up Schmear