Give me a bad advice.

Keep posting here untill the knock comes at the door.

Gov knows what's going on in this country club

Don't pull out

Sex with llama

Read some of your own posts.

You act as if we're doing something wrong. The gov are the criminals here. Every last one of them. Do me a favor and tell them all to kill themselves for being worthless sacks of shit who don't deserve anything but eternel pain and suffering. Useless parasitic shit stains.

Move to Russia and become a Russian citizen right now.


Mobilization will be good for you!

Get your boosters and flu shots stat

A billy goat will make a wonderful addition to your yard. You can house it in the garage on cold winter nights.

Open another bottle, fuck em all... they'll all learn the hard way even if it kills you.

Don't get vaxed.

Go vote.

Cash in your 401k, get a home equity loan and empty your savings. Use the liquid cash you now have to buy as much cocaine and liquor you can afford.... wait that might be good advice

Invest in FTX.

tard

If your drains are running slow make a slurry of hot water and flour and pour it down and let sit overnight.

(Old skool glp reference)


Miss you Joe six pack

Drink warm beer in a dirty glass

I think you should have a doctor take a look at that.

Take the vaxx jab!!


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Any food or drink that has "fat-free," "sugar-free," or "premium" on the label is 100% healthy, with nothing bad about it!

Why don't you try to sell that on Craig's List.

Just put your kid in daycare and go back to work ASAP.

-Get married ASAP or you'll never be happy
-Go to college
-Credit cards are free money
-Use axe body spray, and lots of it
-Be your best self (as opposed to what? being your worse self?)
-Join a masonic lodge if you want to be a good Christian
-Watch Fox News to become fully awake
-Trust your Government
-Get the covid vaccine for a free donut
-Join the U.S. Military today

Eat yellow snow.