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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone

 
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That was one funny show. One of my old time favorites
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“With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”.
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No food here, will be freeloading in a few hours though. Might even bring my own to-go containers.

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George Washington’s Thanksgiving Proclamation
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Transcript of President George Washington’s Thanksgiving Proclamation from October 3, 1789.

By the President of the United States of America—

A Proclamation

Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favor—and Whereas both Houses of Congress have by their Joint Committee requested me "to recommend to the People of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness."

Now therefore I do recommend and assign Thursday the 26th day of November next to be devoted by the People of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being, who is the beneficent Author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be—That we may then all unite in rendering unto him our sincere and humble thanks—for his kind care and protection of the People of this country previous to their becoming a Nation—for the signal and manifold mercies, and the favorable interpositions of his providence, which we experienced in the course and conclusion of the late war—for the great degree of tranquility, union, and plenty, which we have since enjoyed—for the peaceable and rational manner in which we have been enabled to establish constitutions of government for our safety and happiness, and particularly the national One now lately instituted, for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed, and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge; and in general for all the great and various favors which he hath been pleased to confer upon us.

And also that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations and beseech him to pardon our national and other transgressions—to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually—to render our national government a blessing to all the People, by constantly being a government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed--to protect and guide all Sovereigns and Nations (especially such as have shown kindness unto us) and to bless them with good government, peace, and concord—To promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the increase of science among them and Us—and generally to grant unto all mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as he alone knows to be best.

Given under my hand at the City of New York the third day of October in the year of our Lord 1789.

Go. Washington

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Thanksgiving is pagan.
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go get fucked
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

I am far from home, but so thankful for all of God's blessings this year. It's been a rough ride, but he has seen us through.

No working oven (Thanks, Landlord, for "I'll get it fixed right away" three weeks ago :) ) so no Turkey or Chicken, but we have beef soup and jello!

Praise be to God and God bless America and the whole world!
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Amen!
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go get fucked
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Today, the word is stuffed. Go get stuffed
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“With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”.
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The best scene ever for that show.
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Happy thanksgiving to y'all! It's my 18 or 19th year on GLP!
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In my country I am thankful for being able to eat noodles off a girl's feet
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slave to the mark, for 12 hours on your 'holiday'

and he's thankful for it!
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No food here, will be freeloading in a few hours though. Might even bring my own to-go containers.

lmao
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Maybe write a lengthy prayer/sermon to read aloud that centers around you. Demand complete silence. If anyone interrupts, start over.
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Happy Thanksgiving To Everyone!

Give Thanks To God For The Many Blessings We Enjoy.

Peace, Love and Cheer To All!
 Quoting: Gyro Geargoose


hf
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Bought the family a prime rib, went into work early to work 12 hours and get paid triple and still be home by dinner to miss all the arguments in between.

This is the way.

Happy holidays.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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slave to the mark, for 12 hours on your 'holiday'

and he's thankful for it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77935176


Thankful for opportunity to choose how he invests his time.

I admire his work ethic.
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George Washington’s Thanksgiving Proclamation
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Transcript of President George Washington’s Thanksgiving Proclamation from October 3, 1789.

By the President of the United States of America—

A Proclamation

Go. Washington

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Thank you for this. So looks like Baberhan Linkin didn’t invent Thanksgiving like the left wants everyone to believe.

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Thank you, and a happy Thanksgiving to you, RW.

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No food here, will be freeloading in a few hours though. Might even bring my own to-go containers.

lmao
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Maybe write a lengthy prayer/sermon to read aloud that centers around you. Demand complete silence. If anyone interrupts, start over.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Omg, that's a great idea, they'd laugh their asses off. My RL friends don't take shit from anyone; that's why they like us and would probably like most peeps on GLP, we are generous friends.

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Bought the family a prime rib, went into work early to work 12 hours and get paid triple and still be home by dinner to miss all the arguments in between.

This is the way.

Happy holidays.
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Worked all year saving time off for Thanksgiving, bought all the food in advance, flew in the relatives, house has the Christmas lights on outside, watched all our favorite Thanksgiving episodes this week with the wife, plenty of beer for football, wife has enough Tequila to deal with her mother, snow on the ground outside, all good!
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Happy Thanksgiving!


Thank you, Martha's Vineyard, for your example of how the rest of America should handle illegal-immigration. You got rid of them in less than 48 hours.
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Bought the family a prime rib, went into work early to work 12 hours and get paid triple and still be home by dinner to miss all the arguments in between.

This is the way.

Happy holidays.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


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Black drag queens too?
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Worked all year saving time off for Thanksgiving, bought all the food in advance, flew in the relatives, house has the Christmas lights on outside, watched all our favorite Thanksgiving episodes this week with the wife, plenty of beer for football, wife has enough Tequila to deal with her mother, snow on the ground outside, all good!
 Quoting: javierruizleon


Remember what we give Thanks for.


Thanksgiving is a yearly pouring of salt on a wound that has not healed
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And of course William S. Burroughs ‘Thanksgiving Prayer’ from 1986 sums it up.


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"To John Dillinger and hope he is still alive.
Thanksgiving Day November 28 1986"


Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shat out through wholesome
American guts.


Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.

Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and
danger.

Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.

Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.

Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and falsify until
the bare lies shine through.

Thanks for the KKK.

For ner-killin' lawmen,
feelin' their notches.

For decent church-goin' women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.

Thanks for
"Kill a Queer for Christ"
stickers.

Thanks for laboratory AIDS.

Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.

Thanks for a country where
nobody's allowed to mind his
own business.

Thanks for a nation of finks.

Yes, thanks for all the memories
-- all right let's see your arms!

You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.

Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal
of the last and greatest
of human dreams.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77777500



And for the unadulterated white washing of true American History..


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Re: Happy Thanksgiving to everyone
Gotta love Thanksgiving. Any holiday that triggers the liberals like this one does is alright in my book.
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Gotta love Thanksgiving. Any holiday that triggers the liberals like this one does is alright in my book.
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Those who celebrate death deserve to embrace it.





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