He's trying to a get a check for his back but has the energy to ride four wheelers all day around his property and go rock climbing.

She's trying to get a nut check for PTSD, but neither has seen combat. They come on my property unannounced. Talk shit about fallowed fields and criticize my "messy" gardens.

Take your Yankees asses back to California, or whatever blue state you came from, we don't want you in Oklahoma!