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Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..

 
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Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..

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What a Fucking Wanker making a kiddie cry like that.
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What a jerk!!

Poor kid.
I dislike people who don't like guns.

Guns are like parachutes, if you need one and don't have it, you are likely NOT to need anything ever again.
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
Wow.

Made the kid cry.

"Fuck you Santa!"

"Eat a bag of dicks!"

Is what the kid should have said as he pulled out his Glock 21 and wasted Santa!
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Wish dad had been there and smacked the fat out of that stupid POS. Hopefully Santa was jabbed.
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
It's disgusting.

You literally couldn't release the movie "A Christmas Story" today... because the main goal of the protagonist is to get a Red Ryder bb gun for Christmas.

I'd like to see the 2022 version... everyone wearing masks, half the family sick/dying from vaccine-related illnesses... and neighbors call the police and DCF when they see Ralphie in the back yard with a bb gun.

Ralphie is tried as an adult, convicted of possession of a deadly weapon, has a permanent felony record, has to be undergo court-mandated counseling, and is placed on a regimen of mind altering anti psychotics for the rest of his life.

Because of all the trauma, Ralphie decides to transition into becoming a little girl, so he can only play with dolls from now on.

Merry Christmas everyone!
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Every red blooded american kid should get a gun for Christmas

And learn about the communist take over, with appropriate targets
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
That Santa is an asshole. He would have melted down if the kid said he wanted a Red Ryder BB gun.

He even sounds like a whiny liberal.

I mean, who else would ruin Christmas for a little kid?
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Woke Santa, the mom should have kicked his fucking ass.
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
What a Fucking Wanker making a kiddie cry like that.
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Could have been worse, Santa could have offered him gender reassignment surgery to correct the kids “ toxic masculinity “

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What a Karen!
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
Don't worry. Crowder saved the day by posing as Santa and yes, the boy did get a Nerf gun.

clappa clappa

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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
It's disgusting.

You literally couldn't release the movie "A Christmas Story" today... because the main goal of the protagonist is to get a Red Ryder bb gun for Christmas.

I'd like to see the 2022 version... everyone wearing masks, half the family sick/dying from vaccine-related illnesses... and neighbors call the police and DCF when they see Ralphie in the back yard with a bb gun.

Ralphie is tried as an adult, convicted of possession of a deadly weapon, has a permanent felony record, has to be undergo court-mandated counseling, and is placed on a regimen of mind altering anti psychotics for the rest of his life.

Because of all the trauma, Ralphie decides to transition into becoming a little girl, so he can only play with dolls from now on.

Merry Christmas everyone!
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I worked at a bowlero way back and they used to play that movie in the background on mute. One day a lady comes in and complains about guns violence. So manager called a quick meeting two lanes over just to laugh at her.
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He should have asked for a fully automatic machine gun, grenades,surface to air missiles, untraceable poisons, and much more.
All my post are theatrical artistic writing .
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What's with the table?

Don't they sit on Santa's lap anymore?

Probably too much pedo-risk.
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huffy

Anyone else notice the Butterfly on the wall?
Out of place for a winter event. However it
does speak to a MONARCH subliminal...


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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
Every red blooded american kid should get a gun for Christmas

And learn about the communist take over, with appropriate targets
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clappa
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
I just got my little grandson a miniature
AR-15.
Told him one day he may need it to


KILL LEFT-WING COMMIE RAT BASTARDS.


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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
I've had to kill 2 rabid raccoons this year that came into our yard in broad daylight.

The first one attached a free ranging chicken and the 2nd one was eyeing to attack me.

(You never physically touch a rabid animal due to the likelihood of exposure). If you touch them, be prepared to have to take the rabies shots procedures (its $30K without insurance to cover most of that medical process).

If I did not have a semi auto 12g shotgun loaded with buck the first time, or an AR the second time = what was I supposed to use? Sticks & stones .... or harsh words?

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lmao

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PEDO SANTA
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There would have been some parental intervention after junior was taken out of the room. That is very much worth a weekend at the county…
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
That Santa is an asshole. He would have melted down if the kid said he wanted a Red Ryder BB gun.

He even sounds like a whiny liberal.

I mean, who else would ruin Christmas for a little kid?
 Quoting: The Empress


Woke Santa, the mom should have kicked his fucking ass.
 Quoting: Coy


What a jerk!!

Poor kid.
I dislike people who don't like guns.

Guns are like parachutes, if you need one and don't have it, you are likely NOT to need anything ever again.
 Quoting: sad pony


bump
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
Why would anyone have their child talk to Father Christmas, sitting behind a desk. Also Kid looked way too old for such bullshit cheap tacky stuff. Where has all the magic and wonder gone?
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THE ONLY THING SANTA IS GIVING KIDS FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR IS THE COVID VACCINE!!!!! HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR BOOSTER YET?!?!?!

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FLAKESANTA makes BAD SANTA look like SAINT NICK






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