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Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Yesterday, I hear a car stop on the road that goes in front of my house. There are deep woods across the street.

The person gets out of the car and hauls 2 large pumpkins to the edge of the woods and heaves them into the woods.

Tonight, same car I assume, stops 2 hours after dark, parks closer to my house. Walks across the street and retrieves one or both pumpkins from the thick undergrowth. (took me a minute to turn the security monitor on.)

Pumpkin chuckers remorse?

Gonna bake a pie?

Probably some animals sampled the pumpkins. There are scads of of raccoon, deer, rabbits, pigs, armadillo, the odd gator, etc., in those woods.

Furthermore, the person sits in the car for 5 minutes before turning the lights on and heading on their merry way. I mean, you retrieved the pumpkin. Why take 5 minutes to turn the key and go?

People have lost their sanity.

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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Were they still whole? You seem unsure about the car being the same.

That would be a clever drug drop.
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Pumpkin Chuckers Remorse? New band name lol
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Yesterday, I hear a car stop on the road that goes in front of my house. There are deep woods across the street.

The person gets out of the car and hauls 2 large pumpkins to the edge of the woods and heaves them into the woods.

Tonight, same car I assume, stops 2 hours after dark, parks closer to my house. Walks across the street and retrieves one or both pumpkins from the thick undergrowth. (took me a minute to turn the security monitor on.)

Pumpkin chuckers remorse?

Gonna bake a pie?

Probably some animals sampled the pumpkins. There are scads of of raccoon, deer, rabbits, pigs, armadillo, the odd gator, etc., in those woods.

Furthermore, the person sits in the car for 5 minutes before turning the lights on and heading on their merry way. I mean, you retrieved the pumpkin. Why take 5 minutes to turn the key and go?

People have lost their sanity.
 Quoting: JustmeTX


How dare you judge me!
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Were they still whole? You seem unsure about the car being the same.

That would be a clever drug drop.
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I was thinking the same thing. I mean, who would think to look in a discarded pumpkin?
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Were they still whole? You seem unsure about the car being the same.

That would be a clever drug drop.
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I was thinking the same thing. I mean, who would think to look in a discarded pumpkin?
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I'm stuffing all my drugs into one right now!

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12/04/2022 10:19 PM
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
he was taking the 5 minutes to count the cash, from the pumpkin,
that the dope customer had left.
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
or, he could of took 5 minutes to sample the dope that the
dope dealer had dropped.
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Yesterday, I hear a car stop on the road that goes in front of my house. There are deep woods across the street.

The person gets out of the car and hauls 2 large pumpkins to the edge of the woods and heaves them into the woods.

Tonight, same car I assume, stops 2 hours after dark, parks closer to my house. Walks across the street and retrieves one or both pumpkins from the thick undergrowth. (took me a minute to turn the security monitor on.)

Pumpkin chuckers remorse?

Gonna bake a pie?

Probably some animals sampled the pumpkins. There are scads of of raccoon, deer, rabbits, pigs, armadillo, the odd gator, etc., in those woods.

Furthermore, the person sits in the car for 5 minutes before turning the lights on and heading on their merry way. I mean, you retrieved the pumpkin. Why take 5 minutes to turn the key and go?

People have lost their sanity.
 Quoting: JustmeTX


What you didn't see was the other guy dropping off his part of the pumpkin pick up. Very possibly loaded w something that is not legal. Just an observation. It could have been a drop off ana pick up.

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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
or, he could of took 5 minutes to sample the dope that the
dope dealer had dropped.
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That's what I'm saying. Peace
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
or, he could of took 5 minutes to sample the dope that the
dope dealer had dropped.
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That's what I'm saying. Peace
 Quoting: rewind

And several before you said the same.
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
or, he could of took 5 minutes to sample the dope that the
dope dealer had dropped.
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That's what I'm saying. Peace
 Quoting: rewind

And several before you said the same.
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I imagine. I read and respond to thread title as I am conversing w the OP. I may not care for others replying. So I guess we have drug drop off for the win.
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
That's actually a good idea lol
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Wow you guys are awesome.
I never would have thought of a drug drop!
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
He was licking the pumpkin. That why it took him 5 minutes.
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Maybe I should check to see if the 2nd pumpkin is over there.
Might have half a million dollars in there!
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Yesterday, I hear a car stop on the road that goes in front of my house. There are deep woods across the street.

The person gets out of the car and hauls 2 large pumpkins to the edge of the woods and heaves them into the woods.

Tonight, same car I assume, stops 2 hours after dark, parks closer to my house. Walks across the street and retrieves one or both pumpkins from the thick undergrowth. (took me a minute to turn the security monitor on.)

Pumpkin chuckers remorse?

Gonna bake a pie?

Probably some animals sampled the pumpkins. There are scads of of raccoon, deer, rabbits, pigs, armadillo, the odd gator, etc., in those woods.

Furthermore, the person sits in the car for 5 minutes before turning the lights on and heading on their merry way. I mean, you retrieved the pumpkin. Why take 5 minutes to turn the key and go?

People have lost their sanity.
 Quoting: JustmeTX


Drug deal. Watch yer ass.
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12/04/2022 11:16 PM

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Maybe I should check to see if the 2nd pumpkin is over there.
Might have half a million dollars in there!
 Quoting: JustmeTX


That pumpkin was the pay for the pumpkin dude picked up. Next time you see that .. go get the money.

:)
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Yesterday, I hear a car stop on the road that goes in front of my house. There are deep woods across the street.

The person gets out of the car and hauls 2 large pumpkins to the edge of the woods and heaves them into the woods.

Tonight, same car I assume, stops 2 hours after dark, parks closer to my house. Walks across the street and retrieves one or both pumpkins from the thick undergrowth. (took me a minute to turn the security monitor on.)

Pumpkin chuckers remorse?

Gonna bake a pie?

Probably some animals sampled the pumpkins. There are scads of of raccoon, deer, rabbits, pigs, armadillo, the odd gator, etc., in those woods.

Furthermore, the person sits in the car for 5 minutes before turning the lights on and heading on their merry way. I mean, you retrieved the pumpkin. Why take 5 minutes to turn the key and go?

People have lost their sanity.
 Quoting: JustmeTX


What you didn't see was the other guy dropping off his part of the pumpkin pick up. Very possibly loaded w something that is not legal. Just an observation. It could have been a drop off ana pick up.

Hf
 Quoting: rewind


You know, I posted my reply before I read through the entire thread. I didn't see yours, or I would have simply replied with "Yep!"

Great minds think alike.
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
ill bet he threw them away without getting permission, they werent his and you never know what type they might have been...an heirloom variety or something special/hard to find and he threw the damn things away!
id send him back after all those seeds too!
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Maybe I should check to see if the 2nd pumpkin is over there.
Might have half a million dollars in there!
 Quoting: JustmeTX


No joke, you should probably check but make sure you're strapped when you do.
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Maybe I should check to see if the 2nd pumpkin is over there.
Might have half a million dollars in there!
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That pumpkin was the pay for the pumpkin dude picked up. Next time you see that .. go get the money.

:)
 Quoting: rewind


"Honest, Officer, I was just stealing pumpkins outta duh pumpkin patch! We ain't doin' a drug deal or nuthin' like that..."
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Re: Here's a crazy one for you to explain.
Yesterday, I hear a car stop on the road that goes in front of my house. There are deep woods across the street.

The person gets out of the car and hauls 2 large pumpkins to the edge of the woods and heaves them into the woods.

Tonight, same car I assume, stops 2 hours after dark, parks closer to my house. Walks across the street and retrieves one or both pumpkins from the thick undergrowth. (took me a minute to turn the security monitor on.)

Pumpkin chuckers remorse?

Gonna bake a pie?

Probably some animals sampled the pumpkins. There are scads of of raccoon, deer, rabbits, pigs, armadillo, the odd gator, etc., in those woods.

Furthermore, the person sits in the car for 5 minutes before turning the lights on and heading on their merry way. I mean, you retrieved the pumpkin. Why take 5 minutes to turn the key and go?

People have lost their sanity.
 Quoting: JustmeTX


What you didn't see was the other guy dropping off his part of the pumpkin pick up. Very possibly loaded w something that is not legal. Just an observation. It could have been a drop off ana pick up.

Hf
 Quoting: rewind


You know, I posted my reply before I read through the entire thread. I didn't see yours, or I would have simply replied with "Yep!"

Great minds think alike.
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You do the same as I, and I agree. The less texting needed to get your reply in, the better. Hf





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