This Man Was A Much Better Entertainer Than Elvis

didn't he bang his cousin or something?

got kicked out of England over it. big scandal. ruined his career.

He's ugly.

Who?

Jimmy Swaggert?

Nothing surprises

Elivs had a better voice
Elvis was better with people
Elvis was way better looking
Elvis could act
Elvis was true to his friends parents


JLL, was higher energy and could play a mean piano, but he was not the complete package as Elvis was

James Brown worked harder in a day then Elvis did in a year.

Both are pretty fucking pivotal.

Tearing one idol down to prove another's worth is pretty pointless.

no comparison

He married his 13 old cousin but that was actually pretty normal for where he came from at the time. Loretta Lynn was married at 14 and in the south people often married their cousins. Recall Ashley Wilkes and his cousin Melanie Hamilton in Gone With the Wind - "They always marry their cousins."