Why do some girls rather bate themselves out instead borrowing me?

“A grower of turnips or shaper of clay, a commot Farmer or a king--every man is a hero if he strives more for others than for himself alone.”
Lloyd Alexander, The Castle of Llyr

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason"

Mark Twain

Do more than expected, take less than allowed.

When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong.

Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder.

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