I feel like a loaf of sourdough bread.

I think someone spiked the holiday foods with extra yeast to get a real rise out of seeing a fat rump roll about.

20 pounds of puff and a mouth full of candida.

Took Diflucan and already feel like I can breath.

“ Sometimes a dick goes from smelling like musky man to hot summer garbage.”


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