Maserati Super Bowl commercial

How fucking woke weird.And just what is the message there?

yup, thats a totally fucken normal car commercial

The message is that as individual humans we have overcome large natural phenomena in the past. Phenomena that seems so insurmountably huge and overwhelming, like storms and earthquakes, yet we found a way to prepare and overcome these things, and now our cities have become like these phenomena. Our bureaucracies the complexity is so huge and crushing. It is like a storm. Yet there are those watching and waiting and ready to be prepared for a revolution against it all. The entire fabric of society has become one of these enormous terrible phenomena, and what underpins it is going to come loose, and a terrible squad of black riders in Maseratis are going to lead the charge. Led by there savior, a small gender neutral ambiguously gay black child.

That is one stupid commercial. If I had any thoughts of purchasing one, that would end them for me. I'm going next door to Ferrari.

Lol

Wonderful message however, it's a car commercial. I want to see the car, not listen to this crap.

WOW. Don t that just make you wa t to be a n?

Buy used, save 60% off the sticker price.

Sling enough fen and meth you can have one too.

Yep, or a jail cell.

This is a Maser. The spending just begins after you buy it.

Vastly overpriced parts and mechanics. Hard to work on yourself.

The mentioning of giants and they always being here relates to, in my opinion, the fallen angels and nephilim. The analogy of the wind “appearing out of no where” is in reference to the Holy Spirit as Jesus likened the blowing of the wind to the Holy Spirit but in this case, is rather demonic or an evil spirit ie the spirit of Satan.

He (Satan) waits until everyone is fattened up and sleepy, and then via his pawns come out of the shadows and strike which will usher him in through his agent Anti-Christ so that he will have full bodily autonomy to rule.

The Maserati emblem of the pitchfork which is the final scene of the commercial leaves little doubt of who this commercial is aimed.

Very unusual ad so people start talking about Maserati on Monday. Any publicity is good publicity so they say. They are cool cars though.

Nice.

Just noticed the Maserati logo is a near replica of the symbol on the Ukraine flag.

Sounded like brainwashing to prepare for the return of the nephilim.

Nice commercial. Could have used a few more balloons though.

So some guy will go up to anther guy at the water cooler and say:

“Hey did you see that Maserati commercial? I have no idea what that was about.”

Then the other guy will say:

“Yeah me neither. Car was pretty sweet, though. You usually don’t see too many of those around here.”

That’s how it starts.

Stupid for a car commercial.

MUST BE HIDDEN MEANING

True. Like when she is talking about the Giants and says when they get so big they can’t move anymore, we come out of the dark and strike.

That part was weird.

I think it's cool...it's easy, they are not big- Ford, Chevy, Dodge etc, they are not one of the "big boys" small market, so they are now ready to be better and cooler than the "big guys" they took their time to get it right, I liked it! It's actually brilliant, re-watch it with that idea, it will make sense

Last Edited by nametaken67 on 02/04/2023 06:28 PM

it's a trident, not a pitchfork

Did you see the "protagonist" was?

A little feral dark one, that is dressed in some kind of
jungle warrior outfit.

Pricey automobile

Very few potential buyers will be watching the Superbowl.

Marketing agency FAIL...

It’s the right audience. Believe me

ITZ SOOO BLAK AN FAS' DHAT CHU'LL NEVUH B ABLE TO UH-'FORD' 1!

Military vs global supremacy conglomerate, possibly.

Bye bye Queen
Bye bye Vic


And there’s jack shit u can or will do about it.

Little known factoid. State Farm Stadium in Phoenix, ya know, the venue for this Sunday’s stupidbowl - I remember reading when it was almost finished about the fact that the stadium exterior was designed to look like a coiled up snake. So, there’s that.

Stupid and pretensciius

Cannot even see what the car looks like

Waste of money