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How many beers do you consume before you break the seal?

 
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These are just 12 oz cans I'm asking about.

And I drink water beer, like Natural Light.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


I usually have 2 strong vodka drinks (about a 3rd of the glass is vodka), that's my whiskey dick sweet spot. This way I can take the missus to pound town for 45 minutes straight, but a quick sprint can still finish things up.

That's what you mean by 'breaking the seal', right?
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break the seal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73353404


Break the seal means your first piss after you start drinking.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


so, you just drink and report threads/posts?
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I'm 50.

I've been drinking since junior high.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


Be that as it may...bear ain't drinkin'!



 Quoting: Tiger Blood


Okay consuming.

Tell a cop you haven't been drinking.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


I've been through a bunch of DWI checks completely plastered. I have the ability to 'snap out of drunkeness' at Will. I'm old enough (54) to recall driving pre-MAAD and we were told to drive down the middle of the road slowly and pull over if any cars came from behind or in front. Evn had the OPP drive my car home for me once ticketless and they dropped me a block away from my house so my parents wouldn't notice cops out front! Oh how times have changed hey!
 Quoting: St Tidbits the Odd

In my younger days, I would drive with one eye closed so I wouldn't see double. There was famous baseball player, maybe Mickey Mantle,who said when he was drunk at the plate he would swing at the ball in the middle of the three he saw coming.
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Berr ain't drinkin


drunkbandchorus
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts


I was only asking cuz I think maybe 8 beers is too many to not piss more than once or twice.

I normally drink 15 or 16 beers a night.
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Why would you drink beer when there is liquor handy?


I don't get it.
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Beer is for fat people
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Beer is for fat people
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I am fat now...lol
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Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis!
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I thought for sure, breaking the seal meant breaking the tax seal on a liquor bottle.

Go figure!
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Alcoholics are sad sad people. I've been sober over 4 years. Best choice over.
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and what a happy post this was

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Re: How many beers do you consume before you break the seal?
i have no idea how big a 12oz can is. When i buy beer its usually in 500ml bottles. If i drink lager its after about 4 bottles. If i drink heavier beers then im good till i need to support myself with one arm while taking a piss, so around 7 or 8 beers.
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Re: How many beers do you consume before you break the seal?
Berr ain't drinkin


drunkbandchorus
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts


I was only asking cuz I think maybe 8 beers is too many to not piss more than once or twice.

I normally drink 15 or 16 beers a night.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


That's a whole lot of pissin right there.

I drink Natty Ice..about half as many beers as you.

I don't even remember peeing half the time chuckle
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All of them.
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Re: How many beers do you consume before you break the seal?
Berr ain't drinkin


drunkbandchorus
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts


I was only asking cuz I think maybe 8 beers is too many to not piss more than once or twice.

I normally drink 15 or 16 beers a night.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


That's a whole lot of pissin right there.

I drink Natty Ice..about half as many beers as you.

I don't even remember peeing half the time chuckle
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts


If you have a dream you are in a hot tub you might want to wake up and check things out.

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I thought for sure, breaking the seal meant breaking the tax seal on a liquor bottle.

Go figure!
 Quoting: Tiger Blood


Nope...

Lol
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Berr ain't drinkin


drunkbandchorus
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts


I was only asking cuz I think maybe 8 beers is too many to not piss more than once or twice.

I normally drink 15 or 16 beers a night.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


That's a whole lot of pissin right there.

I drink Natty Ice..about half as many beers as you.

I don't even remember peeing half the time chuckle
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts


Touchè
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I'm 50.

I've been drinking since junior high.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


Be that as it may...bear ain't drinkin'!



 Quoting: Tiger Blood


Okay consuming.

Tell a cop you haven't been drinking.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


I've been through a bunch of DWI checks completely plastered. I have the ability to 'snap out of drunkeness' at Will. I'm old enough (54) to recall driving pre-MAAD and we were told to drive down the middle of the road slowly and pull over if any cars came from behind or in front. Evn had the OPP drive my car home for me once ticketless and they dropped me a block away from my house so my parents wouldn't notice cops out front! Oh how times have changed hey!
 Quoting: St Tidbits the Odd


I used to flip my rear view mirror up so I couldn't see behind me.

Therefore not getting nervous not knowing whom was behind me.
Will we even know we were alive when we're dead? Me

Kingdoms were run by kings
Empires were run by Emperors
Countries are run by.....
Dumps were almost fixed by Trump





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