Going to a restaurant with a 24 year old girl who's obsessed with me

Sorry bro I already fucked her while you were sitting in the corner trying to work up the courage to talk to her.

You're a fucking idiot if you think I ever had to approach her?

She came up to me and gave me her number (while she still had a boyfriend, but recently broke up with him).

You give women too much power by asking for their numbers. I have never done that in my life.

Don't give up on her just because she has a penis OP.

If you're trolling this whole time bravo, if not you're the dumbest poster on GLP and that's saying something.

That's a man

Typical 1950-1960s born-generation facebook-tier joke.

Y'all NPCs got nothing original huh?

Refer to above

Calm down sperg there's plenty of fish in the sea. You'll kiss a girl one day.

I'm interested in me too. Can't blame her.

Besides Child maintenance for 30 years. Good move dude.

Love maybe blind.But that's gonna hurt o.p.

but why are you posting it here?
what would you like our opinion on?

i know several guys in their late 30s with gf/wife 10 years younger.
in your case youre early but its 'just' 8 years.

whats up?

None of you are even close to being as good-looking as me so you have never experienced women going out of their way to get you to date them

This girl knows that I'm 32, in-between jobs, I make a living scamming people, I've had to move back in with my parents because I broke lease with the last apartment I was in, etc.

She still doesn't care. Why? Because, well, you can try this thing called face (and height). But, since you can't, you can go back to claiming that I'm a homosexual or a larper.

That snatch will cost you more than you can even imagine. Good luck fren.

enjoy your roast beef with warts

good luck OP

Roger Ebert must have chowed some bad box.

Pics of her cleavage and a plate of fries or pizza or GTFO

Why are you taking her out to dinner then, that's not something Chad would do with a girl he doesn't like.

He'd just invite her over to his house for a quick BJ.

LMFAO

You have no fucking clue junior.

Besides, you should be old enough to know not to stick your dick in crazy.

pump&dump

I have no clue about what?

I regularly have women throw themselves at me (it's typically married ones, or ones with boyfriend, that's why my black friend jokingly calls me 'Mr Steal Yo Girl'), but I almost always reject them

I decided to accept this one's phone number though, because she was pretty cute. So what am I getting myself into?

18 years of Child Support!!

Welcome to the "Screwed For Life Club" when it happens!

Does she eat ass?

That's all you had to say really, rest is gibberish.

Yeah she does but I told her I'm not into that.

Sexually, there are a lot of no-gos for me, most of them are anal-related

Well you better hurry and give into sex cause you are 32 but soon yo be 35 and it's all down hill from there. You will be ugly and no women will care about you anymore.

Move over Chad Thundercock

This dude here has got it going on

What you don't get is that in spite of the things that some bluepilled redditor (or even GLPer, because honestly nowadays a GLPer is no different than a redditor) will tell you you have to have in order... by this age... I still don't.

And women still fall for me.

Because I have something that is actually important: genetic superiority.

Last Edited by ItWontBeMe on 01/09/2023 06:29 PM

I'm 32 and I still get mistaken for being in my mid 20s. At my last job, a few people even guessed me to be either 22 or 23. And by the way, ALL OF THIS while having heavy stubble or a short beard (I am never clean shaven). But I leave my facial hair short enough to not obscure my natural 10.0/10 jawline.

It's a combination of genetic superiority + substance moderation.

Last Edited by ItWontBeMe on 01/09/2023 06:34 PM