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Larry D. Croc
User ID: 70736097 United States 01/09/2023 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry bro I already fucked her while you were sitting in the corner trying to work up the courage to talk to her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85083208 You're a fucking idiot if you think I ever had to approach her? She came up to me and gave me her number (while she still had a boyfriend, but recently broke up with him). You give women too much power by asking for their numbers. I have never done that in my life. Of course you haven't. Numbers is hard, aren't they OP? And to try and find the number on the paper and then the number on the phone, time and again, time and again. It must wear you right out and make you sad. You have my sympathy, OP. And if the words are too big? Have someone sound them out for you. I know I, for one, would hate to have you tire your lips out sounding things out. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77217443 United States 01/09/2023 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry bro I already fucked her while you were sitting in the corner trying to work up the courage to talk to her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85083208 You're a fucking idiot if you think I ever had to approach her? She came up to me and gave me her number (while she still had a boyfriend, but recently broke up with him). You give women too much power by asking for their numbers. I have never done that in my life. Of course you haven't. Numbers is hard, aren't they OP? And to try and find the number on the paper and then the number on the phone, time and again, time and again. It must wear you right out and make you sad. You have my sympathy, OP. And if the words are too big? Have someone sound them out for you. I know I, for one, would hate to have you tire your lips out sounding things out. That was homo_erotic |
Larry D. Croc
User ID: 70736097 United States 01/09/2023 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry bro I already fucked her while you were sitting in the corner trying to work up the courage to talk to her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85083208 You're a fucking idiot if you think I ever had to approach her? She came up to me and gave me her number (while she still had a boyfriend, but recently broke up with him). You give women too much power by asking for their numbers. I have never done that in my life. Of course you haven't. Numbers is hard, aren't they OP? And to try and find the number on the paper and then the number on the phone, time and again, time and again. It must wear you right out and make you sad. You have my sympathy, OP. And if the words are too big? Have someone sound them out for you. I know I, for one, would hate to have you tire your lips out sounding things out. That was homo_erotic It was meant to be sympathetic for the intellectually and severely socially disabled OP, nothing more. Sometimes even tards need a bit of pity. And OP is in fact pitiful. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77217443 United States 01/09/2023 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ItWontBeMe You're a fucking idiot if you think I ever had to approach her? She came up to me and gave me her number (while she still had a boyfriend, but recently broke up with him). You give women too much power by asking for their numbers. I have never done that in my life. Of course you haven't. Numbers is hard, aren't they OP? And to try and find the number on the paper and then the number on the phone, time and again, time and again. It must wear you right out and make you sad. You have my sympathy, OP. And if the words are too big? Have someone sound them out for you. I know I, for one, would hate to have you tire your lips out sounding things out. That was homo_erotic It was meant to be sympathetic for the intellectually and severely socially disabled OP, nothing more. Sometimes even tards need a bit of pity. And OP is in fact pitiful. Indeed if it wasn't a larp. I think you know this and wanted to stir up the Ole trouser trout with one of your HE vhs "acting is not a requirement" boy on boy pornos. Don't worry, you're secret is Knox. |
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Angels User ID: 82207898 01/09/2023 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you're trolling this whole time bravo, if not you're the dumbest poster on GLP and that's saying something. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85081466 None of you are even close to being as good-looking as me so you have never experienced women going out of their way to get you to date them This girl knows that I'm 32, in-between jobs, I make a living scamming people, I've had to move back in with my parents because I broke lease with the last apartment I was in, etc. She still doesn't care. Why? Because, well, you can try this thing called face (and height). But, since you can't, you can go back to claiming that I'm a homosexual or a larper. Move over Chad Thundercock This dude here has got it going on He sounds like a loser. I don't care how good looking he is. No respectable woman is going to want to touch that...only low level hoes...smh... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80177656 United States 01/09/2023 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm 32. I've had to friendzone her three times in the last two weeks. Quoting: ItWontBeMe I don't consider this "leading on" because I've made my intentions clear. I'm never going to commit to anything. nah, I call bullshit. you are an alpha loser he's a beta looooooser |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85069526 Argentina 01/09/2023 08:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you're trolling this whole time bravo, if not you're the dumbest poster on GLP and that's saying something. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85081466 None of you are even close to being as good-looking as me so you have never experienced women going out of their way to get you to date them This girl knows that I'm 32, in-between jobs, I make a living scamming people, I've had to move back in with my parents because I broke lease with the last apartment I was in, etc. She still doesn't care. Why? Because, well, you can try this thing called face (and height). But, since you can't, you can go back to claiming that I'm a homosexual or a larper. good looking but going back to my parents house stop posting here loser then until u live outside your momma house grow up your parents desserve a son with honest income here all gen x baby boomers nobody cares if you don't want sex with younger women soon you wont be able to get sex. you will be old. and later you r dead most likely you r too material and not enlightened and forced to reincarnate in another broke 3d human experience for 100 Years so play your game wisely or be trapped consider me your older GLper brother |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73230253 United States 01/09/2023 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well you better hurry and give into sex cause you are 32 but soon yo be 35 and it's all down hill from there. You will be ugly and no women will care about you anymore. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53983354 I'm 32 and I still get mistaken for being in my mid 20s. At my last job, a few people even guessed me to be either 22 or 23. And by the way, ALL OF THIS while having heavy stubble or a short beard (I am never clean shaven). But I leave my facial hair short enough to not obscure my natural 10.0/10 jawline. It's a combination of genetic superiority + substance moderation. where are the lies in this, i sense lies |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53983354 United States 01/10/2023 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well you better hurry and give into sex cause you are 32 but soon yo be 35 and it's all down hill from there. You will be ugly and no women will care about you anymore. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53983354 I'm 32 and I still get mistaken for being in my mid 20s. At my last job, a few people even guessed me to be either 22 or 23. And by the way, ALL OF THIS while having heavy stubble or a short beard (I am never clean shaven). But I leave my facial hair short enough to not obscure my natural 10.0/10 jawline. It's a combination of genetic superiority + substance moderation. where are the lies in this, i sense lies Dont matter, dont bow good looking you are now, after 35 all down hill from there. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85085269 Thailand 01/10/2023 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm 32. I've had to friendzone her three times in the last two weeks. Quoting: ItWontBeMe I don't consider this "leading on" because I've made my intentions clear. I'm never going to commit to anything. Who cares honestly. There is no question there, and no lesson to be learnt. And if she is 24 she is only just younger than you. Im 52 and still women younger than that show interest in me. Be yourself. Be-you-tiful |
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User ID: 85084556 Taiwan 01/10/2023 01:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Daozen appears to be mentally impaired, but harmless. Attention! You are in a Private Universe. Simulation Terms of Service: h t t p s ://godlikemidnight . vercel . app The world is a feeling. "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words." |
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