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Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track

 
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Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track
A railroad worker rescued a raccoon from an oncoming train after its testicles hair froze to the track.

Neil Mullis, 35, found the traumatized animal and carefully freed him using warm water and a shovel.

Mr Mullis, from Cochrane, Georgia, USA, said: 'I poured the warm water under his bottom while a co-worker worked the shovel under his butt to try and break him loose.

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he was in a real pickle


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We’ve all been there…
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Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track
We’ve all been there…
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Speak for yourself. My balls have never been frozen to something. cruise
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Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track
Well there's something you don't see every day...
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We’ve all been there…
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Speak for yourself. My balls have never been frozen to something. cruise
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My friend, you haven’t lived until
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Thats Nucken Futz.
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I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head

Coons are vile creatures
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Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track
How exactly did that happen? Imagine the horror of the decision point if a train started to appear on the horizon.

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I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head

Coons are vile creatures
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What a jagoff.
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thats nuts
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I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head

Coons are vile creatures
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I LIKE COONS
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It takes balls to sit spread eagle on frozen train tracks
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Not the shovel. That's just wrong.


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It takes balls to sit spread eagle on frozen train tracks
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It took his…
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Too much A-1 sauce on the balls will do that.
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We’ve all been there…
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Ow my Balls, Coon version.

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Too much A-1 sauce on the balls will do that.
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Well damn. The 'coon needed to shave himself BEFORE applying said sauce. Then it wouldn't been a problem.
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Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track
How exactly did that happen? Imagine the horror of the decision point if a train started to appear on the horizon.


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Licked his sack, crossed the track. Easy peasy, balls a’ freezy.
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We’ve all been there…
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Not recently.
But yeah.
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How exactly did that happen? Imagine the horror of the decision point if a train started to appear on the horizon.


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Licked his sack, crossed the track. Easy peasy, balls a’ freezy.
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Anything like this that has to do with an animal kills me. I don’t cry often but when I do it has to do with an expensive damn animal lol
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Poor little fellow
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I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head

Coons are vile creatures
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Poor little fellow
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That's not what his friends meant by telling him they ran a train on a girl they met in a bar...
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I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head

Coons are vile creatures
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That's racist and off topic!
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I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head

Coons are vile creatures
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That's racist and off topic!
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And poof! Just like that Yosemite appears. cool2
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That’s Nuts!
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I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head

Coons are vile creatures
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That's racist and off topic!
 Quoting: BRIEF


And poof! Just like that Yosemite appears. cool2
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brief
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Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track
Well the guy knew what to do by watching Christmas story a few times
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