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United States 01/24/2023 07:16 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track A railroad worker rescued a raccoon from an oncoming train after its testicles hair froze to the track. Neil Mullis, 35, found the traumatized animal and carefully freed him using warm water and a shovel. Mr Mullis, from Cochrane, Georgia, USA, said: 'I poured the warm water under his bottom while a co-worker worked the shovel under his butt to try and break him loose. [ link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] people who believe they will die first and then rise up are mistaken. if they do not first receive resurrection while alive, once they have died they will receive nothing unite with the awakened Christ within you they will be greater than i on the other side of the double edged sword |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 84683380 01/24/2023 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track |
Coorslightly
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Canada 01/24/2023 07:23 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track he was in a real pickle
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RestoreTheAnger
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United States 01/24/2023 07:30 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track We’ve all been there… Sorry, that message is no longer in the database. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80552637
United States 01/24/2023 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track We’ve all been there…
Quoting: RestoreTheAnger Speak for yourself. My balls have never been frozen to something.  |
ScrumpTheTexan
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01/24/2023 07:32 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Well there's something you don't see every day... I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800  The Election of Donald John Trump: [ link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [ link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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RestoreTheAnger
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United States 01/24/2023 07:33 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track We’ve all been there…
Quoting: RestoreTheAnger Speak for yourself. My balls have never been frozen to something.  Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80552637 My friend, you haven’t lived until Sorry, that message is no longer in the database. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79953139 01/24/2023 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Thats Nucken Futz. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85150323
United States 01/24/2023 07:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head
Coons are vile creatures |
Tonight We Ride!
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United States 01/24/2023 07:39 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track How exactly did that happen? Imagine the horror of the decision point if a train started to appear on the horizon.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78497880
United States 01/24/2023 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head
Coons are vile creatures
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85150323 What a jagoff. |
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SwampCreature
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United States 01/24/2023 07:57 PM
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 41897373
United States 01/24/2023 08:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head
Coons are vile creatures
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85150323 I LIKE COONS |
Vocal Moss
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United States 01/24/2023 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track It takes balls to sit spread eagle on frozen train tracks "To thine own self be true" ~~William Shakespeare
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All by Design
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United States 01/24/2023 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Not the shovel. That's just wrong. All by Design |
RestoreTheAnger
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United States 01/24/2023 08:06 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track It takes balls to sit spread eagle on frozen train tracks
Quoting: Vocal Moss It took his… Sorry, that message is no longer in the database. |
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JustmeTX
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United States 01/24/2023 08:10 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Too much A-1 sauce on the balls will do that. Justme |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25452313
United States 01/24/2023 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track We’ve all been there…
Quoting: RestoreTheAnger Ow my Balls, Coon version. |
Deplorable Zenobia
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United States 01/24/2023 08:53 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Too much A-1 sauce on the balls will do that.
Quoting: JustmeTX Well damn. The 'coon needed to shave himself BEFORE applying said sauce. Then it wouldn't been a problem.  Kudos to the rescuer! And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm
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Shears
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United States 01/24/2023 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track How exactly did that happen? Imagine the horror of the decision point if a train started to appear on the horizon.
Quoting: Tonight We Ride! Licked his sack, crossed the track. Easy peasy, balls a’ freezy. |
BrainGuy, NFT FFS OMG
Comedy is Terrorism to the Stupid
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United States 01/24/2023 09:19 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track We’ve all been there…
Quoting: RestoreTheAnger Not recently. But yeah. Follow me to the small arms reloading facilities... |
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Tonight We Ride!
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United States 01/24/2023 09:21 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track How exactly did that happen? Imagine the horror of the decision point if a train started to appear on the horizon.
Quoting: Tonight We Ride! Licked his sack, crossed the track. Easy peasy, balls a’ freezy. Quoting: Shears LOL. Green for you. |
Music muse
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United States 01/24/2023 09:22 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Anything like this that has to do with an animal kills me. I don’t cry often but when I do it has to do with an expensive damn animal lol May the force be with you always |
Music muse
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United States 01/24/2023 09:22 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Poor little fellow May the force be with you always |
A Jackson
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 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head
Coons are vile creatures
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85150323 ^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^ Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.
An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. — Mahatma Gandhi |
BRIEF
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United States 01/24/2023 09:51 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Poor little fellow
Quoting: Music muse That's not what his friends meant by telling him they ran a train on a girl they met in a bar... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
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BRIEF
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United States 01/24/2023 09:51 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head
Coons are vile creatures
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85150323 That's racist and off topic! I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
Music muse
Music Muse’s Place
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United States 01/24/2023 09:55 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head
Coons are vile creatures
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85150323 That's racist and off topic! Quoting: BRIEF And poof! Just like that Yosemite appears.  May the force be with you always |
Phillip J. Fry
Glp
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United States 01/24/2023 09:55 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track That’s Nuts! .
"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!" |
BRIEF
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United States 01/24/2023 09:58 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head
Coons are vile creatures
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85150323 That's racist and off topic! Quoting: BRIEF And poof! Just like that Yosemite appears.  Quoting: Music muse  I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
Music muse
Music Muse’s Place
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United States 01/24/2023 09:58 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Well the guy knew what to do by watching Christmas story a few times May the force be with you always |
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