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Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track

 
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Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track
I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head

Coons are vile creatures
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That's racist and off topic!
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And poof! Just like that Yosemite appears. cool2
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We’ve all been there…
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I never leave home with wet balls...That's just asking for it!
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Anything like this that has to do with an animal kills me. I don’t cry often but when I do it has to do with an expensive damn animal lol
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Animals are a resource; People are more valuable...
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Washed the car yesterday and it never fails, two birds just finished an all you can eat mulberry buffet, and took a flying shit all over it...I shot the two closest ones, a starling and a robin, out of revenge...We'll see if they learned their lesson tomorrow...
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This one time while drinking, we busted out a martini glass and filled it with 151 proof rum. As a joke I dipped my balls into the martini glass and lit them on fire while the theme song to James Bond was playing in the back ground. I have it all on video around here some where.
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lol Frog Man
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We’ve all been there…
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Speak for yourself. My balls have never been frozen to something. cruise
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lol

no shit

mine either

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We’ve all been there…
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Not recently.
But yeah.
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lmao
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Washed the car yesterday and it never fails, two birds just finished an all you can eat mulberry buffet, and took a flying shit all over it...I shot the two closest ones, a starling and a robin, out of revenge...We'll see if they learned their lesson tomorrow...
 Quoting: BRIEF


lmugh
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Anything like this that has to do with an animal kills me. I don’t cry often but when I do it has to do with an expensive damn animal lol
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Animals are a resource; People are more valuable...
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But I can’t help it Yosemite! hf
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Anything like this that has to do with an animal kills me. I don’t cry often but when I do it has to do with an expensive damn animal lol
 Quoting: Music muse


Animals are a resource; People are more valuable...
 Quoting: BRIEF


But I can’t help it Yosemite! hf
 Quoting: Music muse


I'm not saying it's wrong, it just makes it harder to eat them...

You and my mother would get along great...She doesn't approve of me shooting birds either...She actually has an entire feeding garden for them! Her and dad would sit and watch them eat and shit, and they loved it...
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I understand what your saying . I grew up in the south with cousins who hunted . I saw my uncle skin a rabbit when I couldn’t have been more than five. When I was younger it seems that I wasn’t as drawn to animals. Gradually over time I changed. I look for freaking helpless kittens and dogs on the street. And I haven’t had the vax. Lol

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Anything like this that has to do with an animal kills me. I don’t cry often but when I do it has to do with an expensive damn animal lol
 Quoting: Music muse


Animals are a resource; People are more valuable...
 Quoting: BRIEF


But I can’t help it Yosemite! hf
 Quoting: Music muse


I'm not saying it's wrong, it just makes it harder to eat them...

You and my mother would get along great...She doesn't approve of me shooting birds either...She actually has an entire feeding garden for them! Her and dad would sit and watch them eat and shit, and they loved it...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I love hummingbirds :)
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I understand what your saying . I grew up in the south with cousins who hunted . I saw my uncle skin a rabbit when I couldn’t have been more than five. When I was younger it seems that I wasn’t as drawn to animals. Gradually over time I changed. I look for freaking helpless kittens and dogs on the street. And I haven’t had the vax
 Quoting: Music muse


I have grandpuppies...


grandpuppies 1


I have two birds as pets, but I don't let them shit on my car!
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Animals are a resource; People are more valuable...
 Quoting: BRIEF


But I can’t help it Yosemite! hf
 Quoting: Music muse


I'm not saying it's wrong, it just makes it harder to eat them...

You and my mother would get along great...She doesn't approve of me shooting birds either...She actually has an entire feeding garden for them! Her and dad would sit and watch them eat and shit, and they loved it...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I love hummingbirds :)
 Quoting: Music muse


So does she...
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I understand what your saying . I grew up in the south with cousins who hunted . I saw my uncle skin a rabbit when I couldn’t have been more than five. When I was younger it seems that I wasn’t as drawn to animals. Gradually over time I changed. I look for freaking helpless kittens and dogs on the street. And I haven’t had the vax
 Quoting: Music muse


I have grandpuppies...


grandpuppies 1


I have two birds as pets, but I don't let them shit on my car!
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They are beautiful! Those eyes :)
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Poor little guy!

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I understand what your saying . I grew up in the south with cousins who hunted . I saw my uncle skin a rabbit when I couldn’t have been more than five. When I was younger it seems that I wasn’t as drawn to animals. Gradually over time I changed. I look for freaking helpless kittens and dogs on the street. And I haven’t had the vax
 Quoting: Music muse


I have grandpuppies...


grandpuppies 1


I have two birds as pets, but I don't let them shit on my car!
 Quoting: BRIEF


They are beautiful! Those eyes :)
 Quoting: Music muse


I babysit my grandson 2-3 times a week, and they cry when I walk in the door, like they thought I had died or something. lol I mean cry like a baby almost!
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Poor little guy!

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Yeah, somebody will have to knock over their own trashcan and throw the garbage all over the yard now...
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I understand what your saying . I grew up in the south with cousins who hunted . I saw my uncle skin a rabbit when I couldn’t have been more than five. When I was younger it seems that I wasn’t as drawn to animals. Gradually over time I changed. I look for freaking helpless kittens and dogs on the street. And I haven’t had the vax
 Quoting: Music muse


I have grandpuppies...


grandpuppies 1


I have two birds as pets, but I don't let them shit on my car!
 Quoting: BRIEF


They are beautiful! Those eyes :)
 Quoting: Music muse


I babysit my grandson 2-3 times a week, and they cry when I walk in the door, like they thought I had died or something. lol I mean cry like a baby almost!
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yes they can be big babies lol
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Those are beautiful dogs though , Labs?
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Those are beautiful dogs though , Labs?
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My son paid like $1200 for the Golden Retriever, and the other one is a mutt of some kind, but with his stubby legs, he can jump high enough to turn on the porchlight with his nose...I told him there are free dogs! LOL

Which he does every time I put the baby to bed and they know it's their time to play with me...Outside first and then competition to see who gets more of my attention...

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Those are beautiful dogs though , Labs?
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My son paid like $1200 for the Golden Retriever, and the other one is a mutt of some kind, but with his stubby legs, he can jump high enough to turn on the porchlight with his nose...I told him there are free dogs! LOL

Which he does every time I put the baby to bed and they know it's their time to play with me...Outside first and then competition to see who gets more of my attention...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Sounds like a good time to me :)
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Those are beautiful dogs though , Labs?
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My son paid like $1200 for the Golden Retriever, and the other one is a mutt of some kind, but with his stubby legs, he can jump high enough to turn on the porchlight with his nose...I told him there are free dogs! LOL

Which he does every time I put the baby to bed and they know it's their time to play with me...Outside first and then competition to see who gets more of my attention...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Sounds like a good time to me :)
 Quoting: Music muse


I enjoy it!

You can come over and babysit with me sometime...
I never forgive and I never forget

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Those are beautiful dogs though , Labs?
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My son paid like $1200 for the Golden Retriever, and the other one is a mutt of some kind, but with his stubby legs, he can jump high enough to turn on the porchlight with his nose...I told him there are free dogs! LOL

Which he does every time I put the baby to bed and they know it's their time to play with me...Outside first and then competition to see who gets more of my attention...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Sounds like a good time to me :)
 Quoting: Music muse


I enjoy it!

You can come over and babysit with me sometime...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Hey , anytime :) :flower:

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My son paid like $1200 for the Golden Retriever, and the other one is a mutt of some kind, but with his stubby legs, he can jump high enough to turn on the porchlight with his nose...I told him there are free dogs! LOL

Which he does every time I put the baby to bed and they know it's their time to play with me...Outside first and then competition to see who gets more of my attention...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Sounds like a good time to me :)
 Quoting: Music muse


I enjoy it!

You can come over and babysit with me sometime...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Hey , anytime :) :flower:
 Quoting: Music muse


woohoo

PM me your number and we'll set a date.

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Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track
Well I can’t seem to make the dancing flower appear lol
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