Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track

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Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I would've laid the shovel across the back of its head Coons are vile creatures Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85150323 That's racist and off topic! Quoting: BRIEF And poof! Just like that Yosemite appears. Quoting: Music muse Quoting: BRIEF May the force be with you always
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track We’ve all been there… Quoting: RestoreTheAnger I never leave home with wet balls...That's just asking for it! I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Anything like this that has to do with an animal kills me. I don’t cry often but when I do it has to do with an expensive damn animal lol Quoting: Music muse Animals are a resource; People are more valuable... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Washed the car yesterday and it never fails, two birds just finished an all you can eat mulberry buffet, and took a flying shit all over it...I shot the two closest ones, a starling and a robin, out of revenge...We'll see if they learned their lesson tomorrow... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Frog Lord User ID: 78187076 Canada 01/24/2023 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track This one time while drinking, we busted out a martini glass and filled it with 151 proof rum. As a joke I dipped my balls into the martini glass and lit them on fire while the theme song to James Bond was playing in the back ground. I have it all on video around here some where.
Deplorableduckhunter User ID: 83988755 United States 01/24/2023 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lol Frog Man ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ We’ve all been there… Quoting: RestoreTheAnger Speak for yourself. My balls have never been frozen to something. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80552637 lol no shit mine either Last Edited by Deplorableduckhunter on 01/24/2023 10:15 PM
1r0n4n9el Don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 83104412 United States 01/24/2023 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track We’ve all been there… Quoting: RestoreTheAnger Not recently. But yeah. Quoting: BrainGuy, NFT FFS OMG I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight, or first date but I just want to be your last everything. [link to youtu.be (secure)]
1r0n4n9el Don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 83104412 United States 01/24/2023 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Washed the car yesterday and it never fails, two birds just finished an all you can eat mulberry buffet, and took a flying shit all over it...I shot the two closest ones, a starling and a robin, out of revenge...We'll see if they learned their lesson tomorrow... Quoting: BRIEF I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight, or first date but I just want to be your last everything. [link to youtu.be (secure)]
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Anything like this that has to do with an animal kills me. I don’t cry often but when I do it has to do with an expensive damn animal lol Quoting: Music muse Animals are a resource; People are more valuable... Quoting: BRIEF But I can’t help it Yosemite! May the force be with you always
Toxic Masculinity User ID: 79829492 United States 01/24/2023 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Soon to be Ex! Says, I have too much Personality.
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Anything like this that has to do with an animal kills me. I don’t cry often but when I do it has to do with an expensive damn animal lol Quoting: Music muse Animals are a resource; People are more valuable... Quoting: BRIEF But I can’t help it Yosemite! Quoting: Music muse I'm not saying it's wrong, it just makes it harder to eat them... You and my mother would get along great...She doesn't approve of me shooting birds either...She actually has an entire feeding garden for them! Her and dad would sit and watch them eat and shit, and they loved it... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I understand what your saying . I grew up in the south with cousins who hunted . I saw my uncle skin a rabbit when I couldn’t have been more than five. When I was younger it seems that I wasn’t as drawn to animals. Gradually over time I changed. I look for freaking helpless kittens and dogs on the street. And I haven’t had the vax. Lol Last Edited by Music muse on 01/24/2023 10:22 PM May the force be with you always
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Anything like this that has to do with an animal kills me. I don’t cry often but when I do it has to do with an expensive damn animal lol Quoting: Music muse Animals are a resource; People are more valuable... Quoting: BRIEF But I can’t help it Yosemite! Quoting: Music muse I'm not saying it's wrong, it just makes it harder to eat them... You and my mother would get along great...She doesn't approve of me shooting birds either...She actually has an entire feeding garden for them! Her and dad would sit and watch them eat and shit, and they loved it... Quoting: BRIEF I love hummingbirds :) May the force be with you always
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I understand what your saying . I grew up in the south with cousins who hunted . I saw my uncle skin a rabbit when I couldn’t have been more than five. When I was younger it seems that I wasn’t as drawn to animals. Gradually over time I changed. I look for freaking helpless kittens and dogs on the street. And I haven’t had the vax Quoting: Music muse I have grandpuppies... I have two birds as pets, but I don't let them shit on my car! I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track ... Animals are a resource; People are more valuable... Quoting: BRIEF But I can’t help it Yosemite! Quoting: Music muse I'm not saying it's wrong, it just makes it harder to eat them... You and my mother would get along great...She doesn't approve of me shooting birds either...She actually has an entire feeding garden for them! Her and dad would sit and watch them eat and shit, and they loved it... Quoting: BRIEF I love hummingbirds :) Quoting: Music muse So does she... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I understand what your saying . I grew up in the south with cousins who hunted . I saw my uncle skin a rabbit when I couldn’t have been more than five. When I was younger it seems that I wasn’t as drawn to animals. Gradually over time I changed. I look for freaking helpless kittens and dogs on the street. And I haven’t had the vax Quoting: Music muse I have grandpuppies... I have two birds as pets, but I don't let them shit on my car! Quoting: BRIEF They are beautiful! Those eyes :) May the force be with you always
Paranoiaaaaa It's Butters User ID: 81614766 United States 01/24/2023 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Poor little guy! Last Edited by Paranoiaaaaa on 01/24/2023 10:24 PM "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I understand what your saying . I grew up in the south with cousins who hunted . I saw my uncle skin a rabbit when I couldn’t have been more than five. When I was younger it seems that I wasn’t as drawn to animals. Gradually over time I changed. I look for freaking helpless kittens and dogs on the street. And I haven’t had the vax Quoting: Music muse I have grandpuppies... I have two birds as pets, but I don't let them shit on my car! Quoting: BRIEF They are beautiful! Those eyes :) Quoting: Music muse I babysit my grandson 2-3 times a week, and they cry when I walk in the door, like they thought I had died or something. lol I mean cry like a baby almost! I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Deplorable Curly Howard User ID: 83797173 United States 01/24/2023 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track "Some people would rather curse the darkness than light a can do." Method Man
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Poor little guy! Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa Yeah, somebody will have to knock over their own trashcan and throw the garbage all over the yard now... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track I understand what your saying . I grew up in the south with cousins who hunted . I saw my uncle skin a rabbit when I couldn’t have been more than five. When I was younger it seems that I wasn’t as drawn to animals. Gradually over time I changed. I look for freaking helpless kittens and dogs on the street. And I haven’t had the vax Quoting: Music muse I have grandpuppies... I have two birds as pets, but I don't let them shit on my car! Quoting: BRIEF They are beautiful! Those eyes :) Quoting: Music muse I babysit my grandson 2-3 times a week, and they cry when I walk in the door, like they thought I had died or something. lol I mean cry like a baby almost! Quoting: BRIEF Yes they can be big babies lol May the force be with you always
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Those are beautiful dogs though , Labs? May the force be with you always
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Golden Retrievers May the force be with you always
StellaBlue User ID: 85019561 United States 01/24/2023 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man. -Psalm 118:8 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper. -Isaiah 54:17 "I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don’t believe anything the government tells me.” – George Carlin Liberty and justice for all
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Those are beautiful dogs though , Labs? Quoting: Music muse My son paid like $1200 for the Golden Retriever, and the other one is a mutt of some kind, but with his stubby legs, he can jump high enough to turn on the porchlight with his nose...I told him there are free dogs! LOL Which he does every time I put the baby to bed and they know it's their time to play with me...Outside first and then competition to see who gets more of my attention... Last Edited by BRIEF on 01/24/2023 10:34 PM I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Those are beautiful dogs though , Labs? Quoting: Music muse My son paid like $1200 for the Golden Retriever, and the other one is a mutt of some kind, but with his stubby legs, he can jump high enough to turn on the porchlight with his nose...I told him there are free dogs! LOL Which he does every time I put the baby to bed and they know it's their time to play with me...Outside first and then competition to see who gets more of my attention... Quoting: BRIEF Sounds like a good time to me :) May the force be with you always
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 10:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Those are beautiful dogs though , Labs? Quoting: Music muse My son paid like $1200 for the Golden Retriever, and the other one is a mutt of some kind, but with his stubby legs, he can jump high enough to turn on the porchlight with his nose...I told him there are free dogs! LOL Which he does every time I put the baby to bed and they know it's their time to play with me...Outside first and then competition to see who gets more of my attention... Quoting: BRIEF Sounds like a good time to me :) Quoting: Music muse I enjoy it! You can come over and babysit with me sometime... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Those are beautiful dogs though , Labs? Quoting: Music muse My son paid like $1200 for the Golden Retriever, and the other one is a mutt of some kind, but with his stubby legs, he can jump high enough to turn on the porchlight with his nose...I told him there are free dogs! LOL Which he does every time I put the baby to bed and they know it's their time to play with me...Outside first and then competition to see who gets more of my attention... Quoting: BRIEF Sounds like a good time to me :) Quoting: Music muse I enjoy it! You can come over and babysit with me sometime... Quoting: BRIEF Hey , anytime :) :flower: Last Edited by Music muse on 01/24/2023 11:04 PM May the force be with you always
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 01/24/2023 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track ... My son paid like $1200 for the Golden Retriever, and the other one is a mutt of some kind, but with his stubby legs, he can jump high enough to turn on the porchlight with his nose...I told him there are free dogs! LOL Which he does every time I put the baby to bed and they know it's their time to play with me...Outside first and then competition to see who gets more of my attention... Quoting: BRIEF Sounds like a good time to me :) Quoting: Music muse I enjoy it! You can come over and babysit with me sometime... Quoting: BRIEF Hey , anytime :) :flower: Quoting: Music muse PM me your number and we'll set a date. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Music muse Music Muse’s Place User ID: 84792510 United States 01/24/2023 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Racoon has frozen his balls to a railroad track Well I can’t seem to make the dancing flower appear lol May the force be with you always
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