Auckland International Airport has been closed by flooding --

Somebody is fucking with the weather in this region of the southern Hemisphere...

It's the middle of summer and New Zealand is getting torrential downpours and in Melbourne it's been low 20s for the last week. Everybody walking around in winter clothing it's supposed to be nice warm days in the high 20s and 30s

Story on nzherald saying everyone had SADs

Train detailed by Flood

Oh no it's climate change the dumb fucks exclaim, oh no it's the illuminates weather machine the even dumber fucks exclaimed, hey bro it's the volcano the Tongans said.

New Warning of
Potential CYCLONE [link to nzherald.co.nz]

NZ is a mellow place and Jacinda is a stunningly beautiful woman.

[link to earthquaketrack.com]

Cia Island

Train detailed by Flood

CIA LANDIA

Tropical Cyclone to Impact North Island

NZ JUDGEMENT

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DEAD OR HIDING IN A NZ BUNKER?

Cyclone Warning
Direct Hit [link to en.wikipedia.org]

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