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Man killed by telescopic urinal in London

 
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"Pop-up toilets are stored underground and raised hydraulically to street level at night for people to use."

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Machines don't like humans...

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Pop-up toilets are stored underground and raised hydraulically to street level at night for people to use.


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Thank you for that explanation, Dr. Peepeepants.
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01/27/2023 06:38 PM

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Re: Man killed by telescopic urinal in London
Well that took the piss outta him!
Reality leaves alot to the imagination
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01/27/2023 06:41 PM
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What could go wrong?

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I don't even know what that is, and I ain't googling it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13635999


I guess they are just urinals that pop up from underground at nighttime..probably to prevent the migrants from pissing all over the place.

From article:

Pop-up toilets are stored underground and raised hydraulically to street level at night for people to use.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77778279


wtf???

people do not need to pee during the day?

why not just lock the door if not want people to use it?
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01/27/2023 07:27 PM
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What if that thing retracts back down while your in it?
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What if that thing retracts back down while your in it?
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What a Shitty way to go.

Instead of him squeezing one out.

The Telescopic Urinal squeezed one out.

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How about just keep them open all day.
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What if that thing retracts back down while your in it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81932703


You are in for the day. Only to return to the night world.
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At least you'll have a place to pee.
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01/27/2023 07:58 PM
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The AI revolution is just getting started, people.
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I don't think that urinal has even acquired self-awareness yet...
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Why do you think it killed the guy? It's tired of getting pissed on.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare

Well, if you put yourself in its place it's not hard to understand... but OTOH it was created to be pissed on, wasn't it... so it's something like a fallen angel, I guess.
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I'm OP BTW.
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Our pop-up urinals are SAFE & EFFECTIVE!








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What a way to go, crushed by a urinal.

I didn't even know there was such a thing.
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What if that thing retracts back down while your in it?
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those guys walked away without washing their hands.

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Damn! Ya beat me to it!

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Wtf
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Well, there's a title I didn't ever think I'd read...
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It’s intriguing yet confusing. I thought he got sucked into it. 1dunno1
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Killed by a toilet???

What a shitty way to go.

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Squished the piss right out of him.
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darn, you beat me to it.. Poor Chap.
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Killed by a pissy robot.
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The great London portapotty rampage.
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Re: Man killed by telescopic urinal in London
I don't get it, so what happened here that the article doesn't explain? Was the urinal traveling upward (which I find hard to believe someone could be killed by) or going downward back to it's secret lair? chuckle

Now the last one makes a little more sense, perhaps the man was in the process of using it and got crushed or wedged in between the urinal and hole it was in as it was going down.
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Machines don't like humans...

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83944977


So, people in England just stand outside and piss in public?
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What was wrong with the old system?


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