I've Fallen In Love with the Beautiful Gorgeous Whoopi Goldberg

I've fallen madly in love with Whoopi Goldberg from watching The View. Whoopi is the most intelligent, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, elegant, sophisticated woman in the world.

I have to have this magnificent women as my wife, but I don't know where to start since we haven't even met yet.

Please tell me the best way I could possibly meet her. Once we meet I'm 100% sure she will feel the same way about me and for her it will be true love at first sight.

Please, any advice at all so I can meet and marry my true soulmate Whoopi.