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Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..

 
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I'm surprised the Pope didn't immediately come and visit you after he got your letter.
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Is it true masons don’t have to pay parking tickets?
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I met one a few weeks ago, that likes to take a long commute boat ride home.
Maybe hes an aprentice, and he still have yet to finish hes drivers licence.
If Elon finishes his life long ambition to build flying cars, Masons will one day be able to park their cars in Heaven for free after Jesus consent.
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02/01/2023 06:36 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
I'm surprised the Pope didn't immediately come and visit you after he got your letter.
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Actually i did too, specially when it was a hand writen one, with a nice Christmas card, and my adress:

Travessa (Cross) Joao (John) de Deus (of God) n.10
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02/01/2023 06:39 PM
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Praying for Olaf's second comming,
and soon return to GLP
he's my first witness. Come Olaf boy, and hurry
lets school these kids who Lucifer is.
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Stop using my words...get your own words...
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02/01/2023 06:41 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
...i know it hurts that Lucifer aint into war, tattoos, mosh pit jumps at the sound of sepultura, megadeath, and Antrax, but hey...Ill still drink a beer with you, and ride an Harley Davidson any day on route 66.
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This thread is dumb as fuck... blink
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
I also tried my best to have Jordan Maxwell, the Godfather of Conspiracy theories join us, but i guess it wasnt to be, and perhaps i made a mistake to be honest in the letter and mention the late great man himself Jordan Maxwell.
Maybe thats what spooked the Holy father away.

Hopefully one day ill be able to pay my respect to the man, and give him the tribute he deserves.

He was not allways right, and i personally
didnt agree with him on a few things, but admire him a great deal never the less.
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
...i know it hurts that Lucifer aint into war, tattoos, mosh pit jumps at the sound of sepultura, megadeath, and Antrax, but hey...Ill still drink a beer with you, and ride an Harley Davidson any day on route 66.
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This thread is dumb as fuck... blink
 Quoting: Angels 80574417


Easy now Ukraine, Portugal has received your people during the war with open harms, and even sent million of euros to help your people.
You are aware that some of that money is from tax payers like me, dont you?!
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02/01/2023 06:51 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Personally I only worship Mithra.
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You worship a Simpleton ?
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Olaf are you there?!...
Do you see what happens when your not into death metal?!...
They try to put the Kaibosh on you.
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Personally I only worship Mithra.
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You worship a Simpleton ?
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Nobody will get that reference.
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
...i know it hurts that Lucifer aint into war, tattoos, mosh pit jumps at the sound of sepultura, megadeath, and Antrax, but hey...Ill still drink a beer with you, and ride an Harley Davidson any day on route 66.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84264740


This thread is dumb as fuck... blink
 Quoting: Angels 80574417


Easy now Ukraine, Portugal has received your people during the war with open harms, and even sent million of euros to help your people.
You are aware that some of that money is from tax payers like me, dont you?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84279859


I'm in NY don't assume anything :P But you do hence the dumb thread that has no point besides being an attention whore...
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02/01/2023 06:55 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Hello ghey guy. How many hot pockets have you eaten today?
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Dont think for a second that i dont enjoy some metal music or would mind owning a nice pistol just for kicks around the house. Im eagerly awaiting the remake of Resident Evil 4, and shooting my way out of trouble to keep the presidents daughter, safe and out of harms way.
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
UKraine

Was the country named by a british
during the winter season?
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
I also tried my best to have Jordan Maxwell, the Godfather of Conspiracy theories join us, but i guess it wasnt to be, and perhaps i made a mistake to be honest in the letter and mention the late great man himself Jordan Maxwell.
Maybe thats what spooked the Holy father away.

Hopefully one day ill be able to pay my respect to the man, and give him the tribute he deserves.

He was not allways right, and i personally
didnt agree with him on a few things, but admire him a great deal never the less.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84279859


If one of my jobs is to unite Freemasonry and Catholicism, i guess i did the right thing. Anyone agree?!
Both sides believe in the supernatural,
they believe in God, they study the word
and the universe, including the heavens and the earth, both sides believe in bible prophecy...and im the prophecied God of the Sun...Folks writing about me and my comming for years, somw either silenced and killed in the process, while others making some money in book sales,
Why shouldnt i take action... right?!
Who else needs to die just because a guy, exists or existed, he's comming or going?
Why cant we all make some money too
There is so much out there, so much...
And i dont do drugs or enjoy expensive clothes, why cant i have some?
Or even you?!
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
I love working, i been working since i was 16 years of age, i dont need a "hand out",
give me a good job, let me help out...
Now just dont expect me to go out wearing a long white robe, grow my hair long, and knock door to door, shouting:
- Hey hurry up, get your clothes on,
your comming with! The Space craft is about to depart.
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02/01/2023 09:08 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Its a shame you all hesitant to
make a move forward, and ignore me instead,
because i would love for you to meet
my father, and spend some time with him,
before he dies one day.
He's now around 72 years of age, and he doesnt have his own real teeth, and although hes not the worst person in the world, he would make the perfect
"Anti-Christ", because he's proud and boastfull, arrogant and vain, detests bibles and Churches, understands nothing about God, or prophecy, understands nothing about reincarnation, or wishes to do so, couldnt careless about anyone but himself, but you gotta give him some credit,
Because, he does love his neighbour, infact he loves his neighbour so much,
that he once slept with the neighbours wife while married himself, had the nerve
to drill a hole in the wall between his home and theirs, pass through a cable down the whole,
and charge them both for cable TV on a monthly basis, cable wich, he himself, didnt pay for. Now if that is not show love to thy neighbour, i dont know what is. But what is so crazy about this story,
is that, even though hes against Christianity, and follows no rules but his own, his name and number does not equal to 666, and trust me when i say this, he's not rising, he's not rising in anyway, because he may be the son of a blue eyed lady named Maria, and a man that i did not have a chance to meet as Grandfather named José, but he's not the Sun, me and my father are not one, not one at all.
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02/01/2023 09:23 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Its a shame you all hesitant to
make a move forward, and ignore me instead,
because i would love for you to meet
my father, and spend some time with him,
before he dies one day.
He's now around 72 years of age, and he doesnt have his own real teeth, and although hes not the worst person in the world, he would make the perfect
"Anti-Christ", because he's proud and boastfull, arrogant and vain, detests bibles and Churches, understands nothing about God, or prophecy, understands nothing about reincarnation, or wishes to do so, couldnt careless about anyone but himself, but you gotta give him some credit,
Because, he does love his neighbour, infact he loves his neighbour so much,
that he once slept with the neighbours wife while married himself, had the nerve
to drill a hole in the wall between his home and theirs, pass through a cable down the whole,
and charge them both for cable TV on a monthly basis, cable wich, he himself, didnt pay for. Now if that is not show love to thy neighbour, i dont know what is. But what is so crazy about this story,
is that, even though hes against Christianity, and follows no rules but his own, his name and number does not equal to 666, and trust me when i say this, he's not rising, he's not rising in anyway, because he may be the son of a blue eyed lady named Maria, and a man that i did not have a chance to meet as Grandfather named José, but he's not the Sun, me and my father are not one, not one at all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84279859


PS: ...and extremely jugemental, like hes the best thing since Cheese-Cake.
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02/01/2023 11:22 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Pls check if its a coincidence, me having born on the 26th of February under the starsign Pisces 1978, to a father Virgo, and a mother Taurus.
Perhaps you will understand the Ritual of the Bull in that event last year, where women surrounded the horned animal, while witches pulled the bull in chains towards an arena, and tried to tranquilize the rage of the bull, symbolizing the jelousy
the female bull has of the many lovers of Źeus, having to give birth to the Sun, after one of his most passionate affairs.
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02/01/2023 11:38 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Źeus, (Zeus)
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02/01/2023 11:50 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
This world is ruled by laws and codes, and
none of you arw phropecied to even think of changing any laws, and im not talking about Sunday laws or wich day you choose to rest or keep holy.
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Well don't hoard it, tell us your Skillz.
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02/01/2023 11:54 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Please stop talking about how theres a mark of the beast comming, or how Christians will be persecuted by the "Anti-Christ", or even how the number 666 is the number of everyone, your just embarasing yourself and fooling others.
Or even predicting future events and setting up future dates for doom and Chaos.

Angelic beings playing the sound of trumpets, and four horse men of the apocalipse in full armor of God...
This aint game of thrones, your hungry, i know your ungry, and its no game.
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I'm not hungry, I had soup..and some gummy bears for desert. Too many actually.
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02/01/2023 11:55 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Could some one possibly set up an interview with a nobody like me, and Joe Rogan?...
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You're the sun god bro..just call him.
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02/01/2023 11:56 PM
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02/01/2023 11:57 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
You wont need to spend millions on my travel expenses, or have me travelling on bullet proof cars.

Who could want me dead, appart from Satan anyway ??


Since when the devil has guns?!

Can anyone e confirm, if the devil fell with a semi-automatic Uzi?!
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I bet he knows people bro, you should be careful regardless.
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02/01/2023 11:58 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
I'm surprised the Pope didn't immediately come and visit you after he got your letter.
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Pope does that to everyone..he's a busy guy.
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02/01/2023 11:59 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
I'm surprised the Pope didn't immediately come and visit you after he got your letter.
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Actually i did too, specially when it was a hand writen one, with a nice Christmas card, and my adress:

Travessa (Cross) Joao (John) de Deus (of God) n.10
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84279859


Oh that's better than a phone call.
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02/02/2023 12:00 AM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Praying for Olaf's second comming,
and soon return to GLP
he's my first witness. Come Olaf boy, and hurry
lets school these kids who Lucifer is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84264740


Stop using my words...get your own words...
 Quoting: Angels 80574417


Maybe you guys can hook up..
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..
Dont think for a second that i dont enjoy some metal music or would mind owning a nice pistol just for kicks around the house. Im eagerly awaiting the remake of Resident Evil 4, and shooting my way out of trouble to keep the presidents daughter, safe and out of harms way.
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Life is a movie bra..a reel movie!





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