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BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"

 
TerraFirma's Esoterrorist

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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
His final Groundhog Day forecast:
Six moar years of died suddenly seasons.
Brought to you by Pfizer.

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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
Victim of climate change I bet !
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
doctors are baffled. So you see....Fred fell and hit his chest in this specific spot, very rare but it happens.
Dont worry we brought him back to life and hes recovering with his family. Deep Fake videos are being made now to show this.
Stay tuned.
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
HE JUST GOT HIS 4TH BOOSTER 2 DAYS AGO, HOW SAD
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
Rumors are the marmot was going to testify in court that climate change is a lie.

He's was an expert on climate patterns.

RIP brave little creature.
And when he gets to Heaven, to Saint Peter he will tell: "Just another soldier reporting, Sir. Ive served my time in Hell" 
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 Quoting: Lost Pottawatomi


Damn, y'all beat me to it lol.

RIP Fred. hf

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Guessing that means an Ice Age after six weeks more of winter.
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
vaxxed
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knowing how crazy people are, they probably vaxxed him.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
At least he was vaccinated!
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They DID vaccinate animals, I wonder poor Fred died of that
death shot? Gotta feel sorry for innocent creatures of God.
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
It was Bill Murray.He finally got that little fucker from caddyshack!!
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
The clandestine wars are really getting out of hand
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Bad Omen!

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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
No spring this year, just several years of nuclear winter.
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
Too bad the groundhog died but at least it was vaxxed!
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
Out of respect for Fred, and Fred's family, I gave myself an enema.
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
Probably raised the rent, the gas the hydro, he either starved, froze, or chose the suicide option to escape the tyrannical oppression of the trudeau nazi liberal party
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
Probably raised the rent, the gas the hydro, he either starved, froze, or chose the suicide option to escape the tyrannical oppression of the trudeau nazi liberal party
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MAID in Canada
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"


He took the Covid vax.
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
All of Canada's a neo-liberal fascist wasteland.
Let the facts fall wherever, whenever, and however they may.

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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
Fentanyl ?
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Turdeau likely had him poisoned, multiple times.


:fauciright:
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sumting fucky
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
Pretty sure that means nuclear war in 6 weeks
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
We won’t make it to spring.
At least the way we are use to
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
Fred had too much integrity to be bought off. RIP Truthteller Fred.
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
He was in support of the Truckers.
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
veterinarians were baffled?
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"


fuck me. global warming is for sure real
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Re: BREAKING: "Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec"
Well, I guess that little varmint won't be seeing his shadow anymore. :) Bring on the summer!
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