Space is Fake.... Why do the Chinese need a ballon if they have hundreds of satellites?

first smart thing I have ever heard u say lol

I have my moments lol. But for real, if space is real nobody needs a ballon. They can read the date on a penny from orbit.

So all satellites use balloons? Go figure

all space companies use a ridiculous amount of helium, no real non cgi photos of satellites( to my knowledge ) exist.
if you think about it, it makes perfect sense

bal·lon


noun
1.
(in dancing) the ability to appear effortlessly suspended while performing movements during a jump.

2.
variant spelling of balloon.



Last Edited by led_Dis_Spencer on 02/02/2023 11:51 PM

48 threads to go - omg

Spread Happy Germs

because it's faster and invisible



NOT

OMG NO

think of the children

unknown substance could kill everyone

Because the ChiComs are hoping we shoot it down since it is filled with a deadly virus. Can't do that with a satellite...

balloons carry cargo, satellites don't.

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nobody suspects that. at all. also, they are sending a message. also, they can fuck with us. we arent gonna do shit. the u.s is weak and pathetic now. we have fallen.

might as well just hand china the keys. this country is done for

You can jam a satellite and track a satellite, the balloon however was more hidden than gen milleys pink thong and was just recently discovered proving low tech can get past high tech specially when youd never think they use a balloon lol.

Why do we need cars if we have airplanes?

Why do we need family doctors if we have ERs.

You're assuming the Chinese need a balloon and it wasn't simply the cheapest option.

Why does the US army need guns when they have tanks?

And last but not least why your mom need McDonald's when she's got a few hundred thousand extra Calories to feed off of right in her belly?

COVID 19 SUPERSPREADER

where is the running screaming dude gif when you need it.

Stop looking at other stuff like project veritas damn it, and check out teolawki balloon instead!

I think its just a model of the ISS and they wont shoot it down because it would be super akward.



They could safely bring that down with a laser over unpopulated land in 10 min.

According to NBC News, the balloon was initially spotted over Billings, Montana, after it had flown over the Aleutian Islands and through Canada. The exact whereabouts of the balloon remains unknown to the public at this time."

Stop saying balloon its a DRONE

Asking morons to think??

You seriously believe that the date on a penny can be resolved from at least 250 miles altitude, through a thick atmosphere?

No, it can't, because PHYSICS. It couldn't even be done in a pure vacuum.

Also, NASA is the largest consumer of helium in the world, and launches thousands of high-altitude balloons every year, many from Antarctica.

True.
Also many "rockets" are balloons full of helium ...
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Google launches balloon "satellites" all the time. Look it up.