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I'm forced out of my home By Dog barking leave tommarow

 
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Every man has a shovel!
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I have one now.

But im not a man.


Im female,5'8 and about 111 pounds.

Id blow away with a good wind lol.

Unless i went ultra mode.
And thats not in my foresight.Anytime soon.




It was pretty bad though.Even though i got the worst away from underneath..the tow truck that came later?
Had to call a tow truck...to get him out lolzzz.
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Every man has a shovel!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69768363


I have one now.

But im not a man.


Im female,5'8 and about 111 pounds.

Id blow away with a good wind lol.

Unless i went ultra mode.
And thats not in my foresight.Anytime soon.




It was pretty bad though.Even though i got the worst away from underneath..the tow truck that came later?
Had to call a tow truck...to get him out lolzzz.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85226461


Him? Yer BF? You need a real man geez!
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A snowplow?


I dug my car out of the snow one year with a spatula.
A fucking metal kitchen,egg flipping spatula lol.

Know why?

I dont ask my neighbors for anything.
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That sux. I love my neighbors. Why dont you have at least a shovel? Are you stupid? Ghey? Limp wristed? Why did you resort to a spatula?
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I didnt have a shovel back then.

Im not stupid.
Im not ghey nor limp wristed lol.

I tried a garden rake lol
I broke it.
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Let me guess... a Subaru?
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Fuck to the no lol.

Mercury Marqui.

That ABS shit will fuck you up
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Every man has a shovel!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69768363


I have one now.

But im not a man.


Im female,5'8 and about 111 pounds.

Id blow away with a good wind lol.

Unless i went ultra mode.
And thats not in my foresight.Anytime soon.




It was pretty bad though.Even though i got the worst away from underneath..the tow truck that came later?
Had to call a tow truck...to get him out lolzzz.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85226461


Him? Yer BF? You need a real man geez!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69768363

No.

No bf.

The tow driver got stuck...trying to tow me out. .and had to call ANOTHER tow driver...to get him out.


A muddy snowy wet deep mess.


I wont let it happen again though.

Ill leave sideways or backwards before i get stuck again.
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Every man has a shovel!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69768363


I have one now.

But im not a man.


Im female,5'8 and about 111 pounds.

Id blow away with a good wind lol.

Unless i went ultra mode.
And thats not in my foresight.Anytime soon.




It was pretty bad though.Even though i got the worst away from underneath..the tow truck that came later?
Had to call a tow truck...to get him out lolzzz.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85226461


Him? Yer BF? You need a real man geez!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69768363

No.

No bf.

The tow driver got stuck...trying to tow me out. .and had to call ANOTHER tow driver...to get him out.


A muddy snowy wet deep mess.


I wont let it happen again though.

Ill leave sideways or backwards before i get stuck again.
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Aaaah ok so yer dogs were ok. I love me som doggies! hf
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I have one now.

But im not a man.


Im female,5'8 and about 111 pounds.

Id blow away with a good wind lol.

Unless i went ultra mode.
And thats not in my foresight.Anytime soon.




It was pretty bad though.Even though i got the worst away from underneath..the tow truck that came later?
Had to call a tow truck...to get him out lolzzz.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85226461


Him? Yer BF? You need a real man geez!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69768363

No.

No bf.

The tow driver got stuck...trying to tow me out. .and had to call ANOTHER tow driver...to get him out.


A muddy snowy wet deep mess.


I wont let it happen again though.

Ill leave sideways or backwards before i get stuck again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85226461

Aaaah ok so yer dogs were ok. I love me som doggies! hf
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Lol



My canine was secure and safe.

I was the idiot stuck in the snow and mud.
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That sux. I love my neighbors. Why dont you have at least a shovel? Are you stupid? Ghey? Limp wristed? Why did you resort to a spatula?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69768363

I didnt have a shovel back then.

Im not stupid.
Im not ghey nor limp wristed lol.

I tried a garden rake lol
I broke it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85226461


Let me guess... a Subaru?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69768363

Fuck to the no lol.

Mercury Marqui.

That ABS shit will fuck you up
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My friend in high school had a Grand Marquis. It was worthless in the snow. We were constantly pushing that thing out of the parking lot. One time it was stuck on a thin patch of ice. No snow, just a little ice. Our biology teacher helped us. That's when I learned kitty litter was useful for more than cat crap.
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I didnt have a shovel back then.

Im not stupid.
Im not ghey nor limp wristed lol.

I tried a garden rake lol
I broke it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85226461


Let me guess... a Subaru?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69768363

Fuck to the no lol.

Mercury Marqui.

That ABS shit will fuck you up
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85226461


My friend in high school had a Grand Marquis. It was worthless in the snow. We were constantly pushing that thing out of the parking lot. One time it was stuck on a thin patch of ice. No snow, just a little ice. Our biology teacher helped us. That's when I learned kitty litter was useful for more than cat crap.
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Oh i tried that.
And rubber mats as well,to no avail.It was deep stuck.

Yea those cars wont pull a string out of a cats ass.
And ass end likes to get squirrly lol.

I never had a problem driving it in snow or ice though.
Its back ass tires slid off in a ditch.
The abs was trying to think it knew best,so i couldnt even rock it out.

Even with my foot on the brake..the back tires kept spinning on thier own.

A death trap.


Whoever invented that stupid shit can eat me.
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Annoying new neighbors dogs here too. I fucking swear everyone has a dog nowadays. I deliver packages and every fucking house I go to theres dogs literally crashing against the front door trying to get at me. How do people live with the constant fucking barking.
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And the stench. Dogs are gross. One thing is to have them in open pasture, another is to live with them inside a house. I know were that toungue has been.

OP have you ever called animal control?
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I'm forced out of my home because of the cunt next door and her barking dog. I rarely take a sedative but this time I had to take one. I'm in a near homicidal rage. I had just finished typing the nice rational letter I was going to send

This bitch comes from California with her money and her dogs, and proceeds to create noise havoc for the past three years. First the renovating, then, the dog, ongoing. To top is off she's a "real estate" agent.

I'll be forced out of state. I don't even know where to go.

It's taking every ounce of self control to not go over there and beat her to a pulp.

Please pray for me. I don't know how much more rage and anguish I can take.
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You sound like an insufferable CUNT
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Have had the same problem and would like to know if anyone here has tried using one of those anti-barking, ultrasonic, devices that emit a high frequency tone? They cost a hundred dollars, but people on utube say that work,.
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I'm sorry this happened to me before, in California so don't blame all Californians. What state are you in?

Luckily my bad neighbors eventually moved.

If she's a real estate agent it's possible she won't be there long.

If I were you, I would have a nice talk with her. Be extra nice and get her on your side. Flatter!

Say you have been such a great neighbor and your dogs are great for guarding the neighborhood, etc. But I am having some trouble getting sleep or work done during these hours, is there something we could do to make it better?

I don't know just a suggestion. Most people are reasonable as long as they aren't feeling defensive.
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they're not people .
they're women .
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Annoying new neighbors dogs here too. I fucking swear everyone has a dog nowadays. I deliver packages and every fucking house I go to theres dogs literally crashing against the front door trying to get at me. How do people live with the constant fucking barking.
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It is a weird thing...everyone has a dog lately. I heard they're "COVID dogs"...ppl got freaked out how fast loneliness crept in during lockdowns.
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I'm sorry this happened to me before, in California so don't blame all Californians. What state are you in?

Luckily my bad neighbors eventually moved.

If she's a real estate agent it's possible she won't be there long.

If I were you, I would have a nice talk with her. Be extra nice and get her on your side. Flatter!

Say you have been such a great neighbor and your dogs are great for guarding the neighborhood, etc. But I am having some trouble getting sleep or work done during these hours, is there something we could do to make it better?

I don't know just a suggestion. Most people are reasonable as long as they aren't feeling defensive.
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It's long past that. I've had several breakdowns and I know she hears me screaming.

It's past being nice, she's a phony. She knows her dog is disturbing people.

This girl is so spoiled and dumb she didn't know her Porsche is a V8.
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Women who don't get enough rough dick, subconsciously court Terror into their lives. American culture programs them to actions that accomplish this. They always seem to have things going on that they can kick into terror mode. It's way past drama. Mere drama is childs play for them. It continues until menopause for most of the ones with unmet dick needs. Then can flip them to lesbianism.
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I agree.
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Yes I too hate dog owners
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I'm forced out of my home because of the cunt next door and her barking dog. I rarely take a sedative but this time I had to take one. I'm in a near homicidal rage. I had just finished typing the nice rational letter I was going to send

This bitch comes from California with her money and her dogs, and proceeds to create noise havoc for the past three years. First the renovating, then, the dog, ongoing. To top is off she's a "real estate" agent.

I'll be forced out of state. I don't even know where to go.

It's taking every ounce of self control to not go over there and beat her to a pulp.

Please pray for me. I don't know how much more rage and anguish I can take.
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Can you not contact animal control and have them knock on her door. Some cities have noise ordinances. Check your city website, call the cops.
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Could, but that doesn't get sympathy karma for praying and such
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I haven't even confronted her in person for the first time, I've screamed through the door and I know she hears me. I totally lost it.

I don't just scream, I have a voice that could raise the dead.

I have to send a letter then two more. She knows it's hurting me.

I haven't called animal control in over 15 years here, I'm sure things have changed and it's not as easy as it was. In the past it was very clear, shut the dog up or they took the dog! Im sure I'd have to go to court first, something that I can't do, the stress alone will kill me.

It's over. I have to leave Nashville. Now I'm so bitter towards her I don't want to be next to her or any of the other disgusting neighbors. The past three years has been a living nightmare here and it just seems to get worse.

'Ill be back in the morning I have no net after 10.
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You need psychological help and not because of your neighbor.
In his poem Human Pride, Marx admits that his aim is not to improve the world, reform or revolutionize it, but simply to ruin it and enjoy it being ruined:

With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world,
And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor.
Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world
And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator.

“Looking for consciousness in the brain is like looking in the radio for the announcer.”

– Nasseim Haramein, Director of Research for the Resonance Project


Normalize every aberrant behavior, bring common all deviancy and let fly the reins of morality and reason, then welcome in that utopia that liberals embrace called communism, that which most Americans with but a shard of ethic would immediately recognize as evil.
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I'm forced out of my home because of the cunt next door and her barking dog. I rarely take a sedative but this time I had to take one. I'm in a near homicidal rage. I had just finished typing the nice rational letter I was going to send

This bitch comes from California with her money and her dogs, and proceeds to create noise havoc for the past three years. First the renovating, then, the dog, ongoing. To top is off she's a "real estate" agent.

I'll be forced out of state. I don't even know where to go.

It's taking every ounce of self control to not go over there and beat her to a pulp.

Please pray for me. I don't know how much more rage and anguish I can take.
 Quoting: Feathery


You sound like an insufferable CUNT
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jay

And this thread is full of psychos and Karens.
In his poem Human Pride, Marx admits that his aim is not to improve the world, reform or revolutionize it, but simply to ruin it and enjoy it being ruined:

With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world,
And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor.
Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world
And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator.

“Looking for consciousness in the brain is like looking in the radio for the announcer.”

– Nasseim Haramein, Director of Research for the Resonance Project


Normalize every aberrant behavior, bring common all deviancy and let fly the reins of morality and reason, then welcome in that utopia that liberals embrace called communism, that which most Americans with but a shard of ethic would immediately recognize as evil.
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Maybe it’s meant to be, to force you to move somewhere safer

Go with the flow look for the signs

Good luck with all this OP
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Dog owners are great except when they lock them out of the house. Then they get in defense mode common but damn. Your kinda messed up dogs have 6 sense so it us probably you.
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I have 3 ankle biter barking dogs.all under 10 lbs . 2 toy pomeranians and a female prague ratter that sounds like a hound dog lol.. and everyday they race out the front door and enjoy barking at every car .. person and animal that walks by.. what can u do? They're allowed to speak lol
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I'm forced out of my home because of the cunt next door and her barking dog. I rarely take a sedative but this time I had to take one. I'm in a near homicidal rage. I had just finished typing the nice rational letter I was going to send

This bitch comes from California with her money and her dogs, and proceeds to create noise havoc for the past three years. First the renovating, then, the dog, ongoing. To top is off she's a "real estate" agent.

I'll be forced out of state. I don't even know where to go.

It's taking every ounce of self control to not go over there and beat her to a pulp.

Please pray for me. I don't know how much more rage and anguish I can take.
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CALL THE FUCKING COPS ..SHE WILL GET A TICKET
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Fuck god. If you come on my property and scratch my dog, yer whole family is bye bye, get it?
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Too many ways to kill a neighbor's obnoxious barking dog without even going on their property.

Threats do not work. Only gives someone like me an incentive to creatively screw up your life.

Much better to try to get along and not bother your neighbors.


Had that problem last summer with new neighbors. Today, the dogs no longer bark at me and the neighbors occasionally bring me over food from their bbq grill. All is good.

Shock collars do work.
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Antifreeze injected into a piece of raw meat.

You're welcome tard
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Call the Police, not 911 but call dispatch and have someone call you back and explain the situation as if like me you may get the Police on your side and the situation can be quickly nd peacefully resolved. I get it OP and I'm a dog owner but I control my dogs many neighbours don't and you have the Legal right in my State anyway for quiet enjoyment of your home. Its a legal right! and if you rent your landlord may be required to give you that. Call and talk to the police and devise a plan before the cops show up. When I called I had documented the start and end times and dates of the barking and video with time stamp but all it took was a call and now no more barking dogs all hours of the day night. Also many people thinks barking is okay and legal during business hours, its not legal in my state if it bothers someone... Make a call op
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Feathery, some dogs are barkers and some breeds silent. Not much you can do about dogs that are barkers, other than being there friends. They are breed to bark on trail of game, so the hunter can tell where the animal and game are located. Think fox hounds.

As far as moving, Southern Illinois, where I live, no industry, but a good place to retire, is isolated and rural, a world still green. If there is not much that holds you where you are now located, do consider moving a viable option.
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Bwwwrrrrr-whrrr-whhrrr-whhhrrr.
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the owners are at fault NOT THE DOGS
decent people train their dogs and do not allow them to bark all the time
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I'm from California and I have four german shepherds who bark constantly. I'm desensitized to it and I don't give a shit what the neighbors think.
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9teen You won't be so blasé about it if you live next door to me.
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I had a neighbor with a noisy dog who would go nuts in the middle of the night and bark for hours.. Drove me mad. I had a loud car at the time and despite it being a short walk from my step to his I would start my car up, back out and pull into his driveway with the high beams on and lay on the horn. Then I'd pound on his door. He answered it very pissed off and I said very calmly but loudly {so other neighbors could hear} "Your dog has woken me up. Now I've woken you up." Then I got back in my car and pulled back in to my drive.

I did this twice and the third time I went outside and my screen door slammed I heard all hell breaking loose over there and he was beating that dog and yelling at me to stay there, he's handling it. I chuckled and went back inside.

To his credit he did work on training that dog and I was much more forgiving to occasional barks.
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OP, it sounds like you live in a city or suburban area. Almost all those areas have noise ordinances. Call the police on her. If there is not noise ordinance, then find out what kind of music she hates, crank up the radio with loud speakers and blast it toward her house. Or, black conservative talk radio shows toward her as I feel fairly confident she is a Democrat.
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